View Full Version : Arthritis pain causes a tight vagina...

06-29-2011, 10:22 AM
This is a dude I went to school with. I haven't seen him since 2003. Back then, he was a shy quiet kid.

When I was taking the bus a few days ago, he came up to me asking if I had spare change, then asked for a cigarette after i said i had no change, then asked to use my phone, then asked if i have facebook on my phone after I told him i didnt have any minutes left.

He had no clue who I was. It's really sad how fucked up he was, but the shit he said was priceless.



"last year she was having multiple orgasms all the time, so im gonna have to talk to her about that"

"i even kept fucking after i came. and i heard most people cant do that. or maybe they can and just dont realize it"

"her pussy was really tight yesterday...it mightve been cuz she was having arthritis pains"


while im on topic, here's another guy on drugs. this is clearly heroin or something though. its always entertaining in this section of the city



Johnny Truant
06-29-2011, 11:31 AM
Oh great. Now every time I see my 85 year old neighbor I'm gonna be thinking about what a tight vagina she has.

06-29-2011, 12:44 PM
Oh great. Now every time I see my 85 year old neighbor I'm gonna be thinking about what a tight vagina she has.

Only one way to find out man.......

Send marrow over to investigate

DJ Inn
06-29-2011, 12:52 PM
Ive been laid up with Gout pain the last few days,I wonder if that made my already tight sphincter tighter?:-/

06-29-2011, 12:54 PM
Jeez you got a big pussy, jeez you got a big pussy.

06-29-2011, 08:06 PM
Frantik on that voyeur shit.

06-29-2011, 08:49 PM
Drugz are bad.

06-29-2011, 08:52 PM
Only one way to find out man.......

Send marrow over to investigate


06-29-2011, 08:56 PM

Not funny

06-29-2011, 08:58 PM

06-29-2011, 10:12 PM
i hope your vagina tight

06-29-2011, 11:14 PM
her vagina ain't handicap:


06-29-2011, 11:16 PM
i hope your vagina tight

That's what I'm going to say to people when I really mean "I hope you get arthritis".

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09-19-2011, 03:25 AM
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