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The Mailman
01-07-2012, 03:28 AM
poast shit

The Mailman
01-07-2012, 03:33 AM
Hell - Human Remains

this album has a 90something average on metal archives and it's got to be one of the biggest cluster fucks I've ever heard. Fucking terrible.

BlackPeter
01-07-2012, 12:18 PM
There would be too many albums to put in here. I should think 95% of all music these days is crap - of any genre, either musically or morally or thematically etc. But I will find some exceptionally crap ones to post anyway. Starting with...er.... I'll just name genres to begin with.

99% grunge metal.
95% industrial metal.
95% Alternative.
100% Stoner.
99% pop metal.
90% power metal (due almost purely to the vocals).
95% Glam metal.
99% Shock rock.
95% Early metal (e.g. black sabbath, deep purple, jimi hendrix).
99% Original hard rock
95% New wave British H metal
80% Original Death metal.
99% Goth Metal
99% Nu metal
95% Progressive metal
99% Early punk
95% Original Hardcore
100% Modern metal/ Metalcore (e.g. lamb of god)
95% Swedish / Melodic death metal
99% First wave of black metal
60% 2nd wave of black metal

All crap. That leaves something like this:

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Galactus
01-07-2012, 12:26 PM
Morbid Angel - Illud

Probably the worst album known to man.

The Mailman
01-07-2012, 03:26 PM
worse than heretic?

Raw Ketchup
01-07-2012, 03:44 PM
Killa killa cult killa cult cult

Warlord7650
01-07-2012, 05:02 PM
Spiceworld. We all know that the first ablum spice was 10x better.

Jolly Rodger
01-07-2012, 05:10 PM
Spiceworld. We all know that the first ablum spice was 10x better.

I didn't know the Spice Girls were metal.

Warlord7650
01-07-2012, 05:21 PM
Very metal.

Hansy
01-07-2012, 06:01 PM
every devin townsend album.

KLOWN
01-07-2012, 06:06 PM
I didn't know the Spice Girls were metal.

:lol:

musicmagnet
01-07-2012, 07:10 PM
i dont know

Galactus
01-07-2012, 09:36 PM
worse than heretic?

It makes Heretic sound like a goddamn Top 10 most essential album. Just listen to Illud on youtube if you hate yourself/need a good laugh. I can see why Pete doesn't want to come back now.

Hansy
01-07-2012, 09:42 PM
dimmu borgir's latest album. whatever it's called.

Galactus
01-07-2012, 09:47 PM
dimmu borgir's latest album. whatever it's called.

Abrahadabra. I'd go as far as to say their last 4 have blown.

Hansy
01-07-2012, 09:51 PM
stormblast was pretty cool when there were no other shitty albums to bring it down.

Urethra Franklin
01-07-2012, 11:53 PM
after listening to jordans cd vanilla ice stopped being so ashamed of his past music.

Galactus
01-08-2012, 01:05 AM
stormblast was pretty cool when there were no other shitty albums to bring it down.

I loved that album when I was younger and getting into BM (around 99). Now I find it boring aside from "Alt Lys Er Svunnet Hen" and the title track. I still like "For All Tid" from start to finish, though.