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We all know you don’t wash your clothes.
Stop playing.

The Cabin In The Woods
I Spit On Your Grave remake
I Spit On Your Grave II

Imagine a pie chart, with three separate but equal sections.
33.33% to each.
Roommate brings in new beau, splitting her 33.33% into 16.67%.
Original two still have their 33.33% of the pie chart....

What’s the ideal increase of her portion of rent that would be acceptable?
And extra fifty a month?

Well, I have a roommate and have had multiple roommates in the past.
And in these situations you are usually renting your room and then have shared community space.
So unless this guy has taken...

Why would you pay less rent?
Do you have less space now because he’s there?
Sounds like jealousy to me.

All lunch meat is cooked Nimmy.

You should let me give you a belly to belly suplex.

Better yet, you throw me.

It irks me that Cold Stones beer is like $14 a pint.
This dude made a career out of wasting beer.
I just don’t understand...

Let these scumbags know!!!
#UPSTATECUPCAKES

I wouldn’t say you really know me though.

Damn doggie, I didn’t know you were artistic with a u.

Since there’s no servers I don’t play it anymore.

You’re wack if you don’t appreciate NIN.

They hit us with some sci fi shit that didn’t even touch us.

The forehead joints?

This a damn lie.
Women don’t like no grappling.

My favorite part of this on social media is the amount of people who are mad they’re not laid off.
Bitch make some mother fucking money.

Trips

Me and my roommate bought a six pack like three weeks to a month.
Still have four rolls left.

Hockey and poutine are doap.
Canada is not.

Stripping a floor at work. My headphones died and I’m annoyed.

Water Bandit

I work at four different medical facilities.
RIP Me.

26 year old me got into a scuffle with my roommate at the time and in the process of choking dude out his head ended up going through a window pane on the front door.