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    Last edited by MASTERWEEDO; 01-30-2016 at 05:44 PM.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Last edited by MASTERWEEDO; 01-30-2016 at 05:45 PM.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Last edited by MASTERWEEDO; 01-30-2016 at 05:47 PM.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    My local radio station has a morning show where once a week, they have a segment called "Florida: Not Like the Rest of Us". Florida people are fucking weird.

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    Hated Florida when I lived there. Loved it when I went to visit, last year. Smh
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    Come on now Weedo. You can't act you don't occasionally have sex with trees or piss on cop's food.

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    You really are a crotchety faggot.
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    Glad you noticed.

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    Also, I think we need people like Florida man to explore the boundaries of acceptability. If a dude can marry a dude who's to say another man shouldn't be able to marry his porno collection?

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    I WONDER IF WARLORD KNOWS "FLORIDA MAN"?
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    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    Hated Florida when I lived there. Loved it when I went to visit, last year. Smh
    That's like when I moved to Boston. Fucking hated it after a month, but I love going there every couple weeks, for the day.

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    wow Jordan was busy I see

    - - - Updated - - -

    my wife's cousin lives in Fla. she's a juggolette(tat and all) and she's from pretty close to Jordan's area lol
    updates coming June 2001....
    it's getting shilly outside

    Eat a dick and die

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    Florida Joe.
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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Apparently Florida is full of faggots, lunatics, and old people.

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    Re: THE LIFE AND TIMES OF FLORIDA MAN

    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Rodger View Post
    THROWING A FUCKING GATOR INTO A WENDY'S DRIVE THRU?

    WHAT THE FUCK FLORIDA MAN?
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
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    Fast food is serious bidness. Jupiter? Who gets to name these towns?



    Here's a pic of the winner. He looks like he could have landed a deal with E2daP.

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Merge pls
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    You're a legend, an icon

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Oh man, what a douche. Loggerheads are endangered as fuck and if you fuck with their nest they won't know which way to run when they hatch.

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    That looks like the lovechild of me and Read.

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    "Florida Man" should be a comic strip about Jordan
    Can this be him?
    The one I have waited centuries to see?
    How strange
    So far from his path that I barely see the promise of glory
    Can this be him, this Hellboy?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Apparently Florida is full of faggots, lunatics, and old people.
    And British ex-pats.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Cliff Clavin
    and jesus fuck, nimmy, throw away your nut rags when you're done, that's just gross.
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    He doesn't like you referring to his girlfriend as a nut rag Cliff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Apparently Florida is full of faggots, lunatics, and old people.
    or Faggoty,crazy geezers
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    Hello Faggot The Faggot

    Wicked Dub is watching you Fap
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    "according to according to" jesus, even the reporters and editors are fucking retarded.

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    Can this be him?
    The one I have waited centuries to see?
    How strange
    So far from his path that I barely see the promise of glory
    Can this be him, this Hellboy?

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    Florida man arrested after using his own wanted poster as Facebook profile picture

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Prime Larry has it all - rep count, bathroom jokes, military stories, and not to mention his ongoing donations to Mailman's skinny jeans fund. Above all that is the best portrait artist in SM. Larry at his very best is unbeatable.. By any douchebag that ever lurked inside a forum.

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Amazing.
    Prime Larry has it all - rep count, bathroom jokes, military stories, and not to mention his ongoing donations to Mailman's skinny jeans fund. Above all that is the best portrait artist in SM. Larry at his very best is unbeatable.. By any douchebag that ever lurked inside a forum.

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    Definitely takes conviction and dedication.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Cliff Clavin
    and jesus fuck, nimmy, throw away your nut rags when you're done, that's just gross.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy
    He doesn't like you referring to his girlfriend as a nut rag Cliff.

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    I'd totally do it.
    Prime Larry has it all - rep count, bathroom jokes, military stories, and not to mention his ongoing donations to Mailman's skinny jeans fund. Above all that is the best portrait artist in SM. Larry at his very best is unbeatable.. By any douchebag that ever lurked inside a forum.

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    Let's not forget to add the Kent Security of Florida "Wall of Shame" to this one.


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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Never did meth and never will.
    Prime Larry has it all - rep count, bathroom jokes, military stories, and not to mention his ongoing donations to Mailman's skinny jeans fund. Above all that is the best portrait artist in SM. Larry at his very best is unbeatable.. By any douchebag that ever lurked inside a forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    Never did meth and never will.
    Co-sign.
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    and jesus fuck, nimmy, throw away your nut rags when you're done, that's just gross.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy
    He doesn't like you referring to his girlfriend as a nut rag Cliff.

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    METH IS FUN, I STAYED UP FOR A WEEK ONE NIGHT.
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    Meth isn't that bad. The people drawn to it are though.

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    Yeah meth gets a bad rep by meth heads.
    Shit hit me like a punch to the face.
    Instantly twacked.

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    I HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT HIGH.
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    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    1,2.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    I HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT HIGH.
    Remember the micro machine guy? If it doesnt say micro machine it's not the real thing". Yeah, meth.

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    Hey you guys i think with the decline in quality material we could pitch a supermensa tv show or not
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    LIKE A METH COOKING SHOW?
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    LIKE A METH COOKING SHOW?
    Breaking Mensa??

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    You know weedo id be all on board for teaching people how to enjoy reality using untested house hold chemicals but ive been thinking about souls i was entrusted to provide fantastik abilities with that i have been carelessly releasing into our existance without propper security and futures and as much as i dont want to stain any of my religious and spiritual teachings i have to do something about the lost ones so im gonna make it my mission to study alterior forms of medicine. While stylin on this reality in a backwoods home remedy mind fixing meth fucking demon punishing and kidnapper torturing binge until the bones in my body are so decayed i walk through enemies houses looking like the half viking half ninja native warrior spinal corpse with more bondo holding me together than a cuban boat truck raft.
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    You know weedo id be all on board for teaching people how to enjoy reality using untested house hold chemicals but ive been thinking about souls i was entrusted to provide fantastik abilities with that i have been carelessly releasing into our existance without propper security and futures and as much as i dont want to stain any of my religious and spiritual teachings i have to do something about the lost ones so im gonna make it my mission to study alterior forms of medicine. While stylin on this reality in a backwoods home remedy mind fixing meth fucking demon punishing and kidnapper torturing binge until the bones in my body are so decayed i walk through enemies houses looking like the half viking half ninja native warrior spinal corpse with more bondo holding me together than a cuban boat truck raft.
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    I like to think that I've been a steady contributor to the Florida reputation. But it's the chicken or the egg. What's happening Weedo!?!

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    HOLY SHIT, WHAT UP SHACKLEFORD!!!
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    Florida man shoplifted to get money to bail out wife charged with shoplifting

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    "The gator tried to eat me and so I fucked it in self defense".
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    "The gator tried to eat me and so I fucked it in self defense".
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    Why did he want to fuck an alligator? That's just ludicrous.

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    I once almost thought about fucking a semi chubby girl once though, so I can kind of see where he's coming from..

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    BOYNTON BEACH, Fla. (AP) Police say a South Florida man was caught naked driving slowly through a neighborhood with children with electrical wires protruding from his penis.

    News outlets report 56-year-old Kurt Jenkins faces lewd and lascivious exhibition, exposure of sexual organs and resisting a law enforcement officer without violence charges.

    A Boynton Beach police report shows a witness Monday said the naked man, identified as Jenkins, drove by him, gesturing for him to look toward Jenkins' groin area.

    That's when the witness saw an electronic device with wires attached to Jenkins' penis.

    The witness said Jenkins asked him to get inside, but he declined and called police.

    Arriving officers says Jenkins refused to comply to police commands. He was eventually taken to the ground and handcuffed.

    It's unclear if Jenkins has an attorney.
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    Thats pecureler. I dont care about florida man. Tell me about cliff mans daughters.
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    Florida Man Killed Grandmother Because She Hid His Beer



    A Florida man has been accused of murder following a dispute over beer that led to the death of his 69-year-old grandmother. Dylan Brougham, 18, got into an altercation with the elderly woman after she reportedly hid his beer while he was in the shower
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    Gangster as fuck.

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    Florida man gets results
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    Literally, the hero we deserve.

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    Maybe it was just looking for kitty porn?



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    I love the zeroes added on to the end going down the side of the check horizontally. Nice touch.
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    Ok so now we know Bigboss has a really small dick.
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    Nah its average. Dont hate.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Bigboss' dick didn't even reach the back of my throat, what r u talking about, bois
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    Ahhh, we'll never forget that Xadem's only tactic of trolling is saying "hurtful things" like he's in second grade. Because that's all he's been reduced to since his time here, anyways.
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    I'm flattered that you guys keep track of my travails. Especially you Weedo,

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    C'mon son!
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    A woman who introduced herself as the “Million Dollar Ho” was arrested last night in a prostitution sting, according to Florida police.

    Cops charge that Debra Thomes, 49, approached an undercover cop who was behind the wheel of an auto parked in a Fort Pierce. After asking the officer if he wanted a date, Thomes entered the vehicle around 8:45 PM..

    Once inside, Thomes “introduced herself as the ‘Million Dollar Ho,’” according to an arrest affidavit. She then allegedly offered to provide sexual services for decidedly less than seven figures--$40 to be exact. Thomes assured the prospective john, “You’re the first one today.”

    Thomes subsequently lifted her dress, exposing her vagina to the undercover cop (who then gave a takedown signal to fellow officers who arrested Thomes for prostitution).

    Pictured above, Thomes was booked into the county jail, where she is being held on $3750 bond. Thomes, who was convicted last month on a felony prostitution charge, has also been convicted of criminal mischief, possession of drug paraphernalia, trespass, resisting an officer, and exposure of sexual organs.
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    Good god Florida... isn't that what you have all those alligators for?
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    "The gator tried to eat me and so I fucked it in self defense".
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    FLORIDA MAN CRASHES CAR AFTER IT EXPLODES.

    Police say the couple were leaving a barbecue at the Central Florida Fairgrounds in Orlando when the incident occurred. They neglected to turn off both the burners and the gas valve at the tank when they loaded it into the back of the Sorrento--why is a question that goes unanswered--leaving the grill burning and quickly filling the car with propane.

    As they neared the exit, the woman lit a cigarette, sparking an explosion that blew out the side of the Kia and caused the driver to crash into a pole. Orlando Police said in a tweet that the couple received non-life-threatening burns and were taken to a local hospital.



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    They didn't even do anything to turn the thing off... they literally just picked it up, still lit, and loaded it into the fucking car.
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