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    ! What's up

    What's up? I'm back. Lost my password, but I'm back.

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    Re: What's up

    Try again Xadem.
    2018

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    Re: What's up

    A pack of 'ports a fresh ass mullet and nine lives.
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    Esham was the fifth Beatle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Poot View Post
    Try again Xadem.
    LOL

    It begins. Hey Newport prepare for www.stupidshillgobacktorubynet.com

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    Re: What's up

    WE ARE THE SHILLS, WE WERE NEVER AT RUBYNET.
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    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Re: What's up

    wir sind die roboter

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    Xadem never dies, he just smells that way.
    Prime Larry has it all - rep count, bathroom jokes, military stories, and not to mention his ongoing donations to Mailman's skinny jeans fund. Above all that is the best portrait artist in SM. Larry at his very best is unbeatable.. By any douchebag that ever lurked inside a forum.

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    This is Fire Thief, you know, the one with the Newport tattoo and all.

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    No doubt... how was rehab?
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    Esham was the fifth Beatle.
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    Re: What's up

    HE SUCKED SO MUCH DICK, THEY ENDED UP KICKING HIM OUT FOR MAKING A GLORY HOLE IN THE BATHROOM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    HE SUCKED SO MUCH DICK, THEY ENDED UP KICKING HIM OUT FOR MAKING A GLORY HOLE IN THE BATHROOM.
    These dudes be thirsty, ya herd? I went like 5 deep in muh mouth, brah.
    Prime Larry has it all - rep count, bathroom jokes, military stories, and not to mention his ongoing donations to Mailman's skinny jeans fund. Above all that is the best portrait artist in SM. Larry at his very best is unbeatable.. By any douchebag that ever lurked inside a forum.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nastyvanda1 View Post
    No doubt... how was rehab?
    I'm a new person.

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    I THINK ITS CUZ YOU LINE UP FIVE NAKED DUDES AND MADE LIKE A CIRCUS SEAL
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    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newport View Post
    I'm a new person.
    No you're not.
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    Re: What's up

    Yes I am.

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Re: What's up

    how to kill a guitar -larry
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    A waddup? Wushannin? All you haters can lyric word lyric.

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Haters gonna hate. I done grown up. Hate if you want, but the childish jokes are old. Ya'll always circle jerk, and like to gang up on me. I will be a victim no more.

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    Shut up you faggot.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Start negging him.
    Prime Larry has it all - rep count, bathroom jokes, military stories, and not to mention his ongoing donations to Mailman's skinny jeans fund. Above all that is the best portrait artist in SM. Larry at his very best is unbeatable.. By any douchebag that ever lurked inside a forum.

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    Neg him right in the pozz-hole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newport View Post
    Haters gonna hate. I done grown up.
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    That's fine, ya'll can have it. Don't want to be a part of this site when you treat people like this. I'm out.

    You bastards.

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newport View Post
    That's fine, ya'll can have it. Don't want to be a part of this site when you treat people like this. I'm out.

    You bastards.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newport View Post
    That's fine, ya'll can have it. Don't want to be a part of this site when you treat people like this. I'm out.

    You bastards.
    Jesus christ this is an unseen level of faggotry.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newport View Post
    That's fine, ya'll can have it. Don't want to be a part of this site when you treat people like this. I'm out.
    ...this entire community is, in it's foundation, comprised of people who "treat people like this". It's what the CIA pays us the big bucks to do. It's our calling.

    ...all three of us

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    3? DID WE GET A NEW EMPLOYEE?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    3? DID WE GET A NEW EMPLOYEE?
    ...oh wait, I counted the other guy twice. You're right: just two.

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    ALL HAIL "HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROWS".
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    There is no grace, there is no guilt.
    This is the law: do what thou wilt.
    93 93/93

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    ALL HAIL "HE WHO WALKS BEHIND THE ROWS".
    Between*
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    "He Who Walks Behind the Rows" is the name of a demonic spirit that lives among the corn stalks that grow around Canada. For some reason the local population decided that Horrorcore.com should be sacrificed to the creature. He Who Walks Behind The Rows is also said to be some sort of god/demon and leads the shills into worshiping him.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    lol
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Newport View Post
    Haters gonna hate. I done grown up. Hate if you want, but the childish jokes are old. Ya'll always circle jerk, and like to gang up on me. I will be a victim no more.
    Have you ever watched any of your videos?

    You kind of made it this way.
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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    he became a new man in like a week. yeah hes def over drugs.
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
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    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    I don't do drugs anymore,I don't do them any less. I just don't do any more

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    YOU SHOULD DO MORE, DONT LET THAT TOLERANCE GET THE BEST OF YA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post

    Haters gonna hate
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    and jesus fuck, nimmy, throw away your nut rags when you're done, that's just gross.
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    He doesn't like you referring to his girlfriend as a nut rag Cliff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    he became a new man in like a week. yeah hes def over drugs.
    He has changed... about as much as Jon Jones did after his suspension.
    Prime Larry has it all - rep count, bathroom jokes, military stories, and not to mention his ongoing donations to Mailman's skinny jeans fund. Above all that is the best portrait artist in SM. Larry at his very best is unbeatable.. By any douchebag that ever lurked inside a forum.

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    You'll never guess whats up
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    YOU PARTICIPATED IN "NO NUT NOVEMBER" AND ALL THE PRESSURE PACKED INTO ONE NUT, YOU WAS WAITING ON A BUS AND YOUR BACK BLEW UP?
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    I had no idea that no nut november was a thing. And no, its quite the opposite, I've drained my ball so much that I busted a cloud of dust this morning into my new baby mamas butt hoal.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    That musta been a tight butt hoal
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    I would never last a month without nutting. And why would anybody want to?

    Yeah sure, that first nut in December would be incredible, but I'd rather have 30 average nuts in November.

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    Yo nuts we want yo nuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    I had no idea that no nut november was a thing. And no, its quite the opposite, I've drained my ball so much that I busted a cloud of dust this morning into my new baby mamas butt hoal.
    Drained my ball.
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    I keep the other one for back up.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    I drained my nut into my current woman after more than a month of not busting one, then again like a week later. What a whore.
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    Pics if she ever cheats.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    I would never last a month without nutting. And why would anybody want to?

    Yeah sure, that first nut in December would be incredible, but I'd rather have 30 average nuts in November.
    I've been too lazy to fuck, lately. The fag hag is getting irritated. We'll makeout out and ass grab like horny high schoolers but I haven't had the energy to actually fuck her.
    I also keep coming over with friends to use as an excuse. Lol


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    I'm the opposite. I've been with my girlfriend for almost 3 years, so the idea of making out with her is boring and sometimes yucky. Although during sex, I'll still let her spit in my mouth and stuff.

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    Spit in the mouth is always fresh and fun to be around.
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    I spit on my dick during sex. I got the idea from watching esg masturbate in the shower.
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    I get all my ideas that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    I get all my ideas that way.
    I get about half that way, the other half are from esham according to my pastor, esham.
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    Sadly I done been to jail 9 times already... ALL from alcohol.

    91 days was my longest bid. But there's a twist. I had got drunk and threatened a cashier for refusing to sell my drunk ass more alcohol, cause I was already banned from that gas station for coming in drunk all the time. So I got a criminal trespass on top of it all. Well that shit turns out to be an actual felony if you threaten someone, and a VIOLENT felony at that. (I was NEVER going to hurt her, I just said it out of being angry and drunk. Wanted to scare her I guess, but didn't realize it was an actual crime. Freedom of speech, I thought. Either way)

    So here I am, 21 years old and I'm now in the striped jumpsuit. Everyone else wears the solid orange, but them orange and white stripes meant business... getting completely wrapped in a thick ass chain when you go to court while everyone else just got light handcuffs... looking like a straight beast. People feared those guys, and I didn't even realize that I was out there looking like a real killer in them stripes. So anyways, I get hauled off to G-Pod. I'm in there with the big boys, and I didn't even know it. Cause I had always bonded right out of jail before I ever went upstairs. So when I see that pod, it's like I've seen in the movies. Steel tables n shit behind the big glass cage. You know how it be.

    But I'm in there, not street savvy at all, just a nerdy white kid who liked rap music but never seen no street shit. I'm in there with the MURDERERS, RAPISTS, and ROBBERS MANE! The people who got them armed robberies.. aggravated assaults. Shit's insane. Cause you know how they seperate violent offenders from the rest of the jail population.

    Everybody in that bitch is looking at 25 to life. Shit was a jungle. Here I am and my charge only carries 5 years. So I'm already looking like prey.

    My freaking cell mate had TWO MURDER CHARGES bruh. He had already been there in the county for 29 months! I lucked out by getting him as a cellie cause he was the big dog in that pod so he wouldn't have let no one fuck with his cellie. But looking back I was so green in that situation... so my intro to jail was on another level than most people because I was in there with some real savages. There were fights breaking out all over the pod multiple times a day. Well not just in my block, there were like A block and B block all the way to like E or F block and you got the officer in the central unit in the middle that can see all the blocks. So multiple times a day there would be officers rushing to this block or that block cause these boys stayed fighting. They didn't give a damn about nothing. Straight savage. These guys were on another level. Imagine sitting at a table and eating with and talking to some stone cold killers.

    I remember this one kid in there. 17 years old. He came and talked to me first. I casually asked him "What you in here for mane?" cause you know, I just wanted to start a convo cause I was nervous but intrigued about the whole situation. Ya'll, let me tell you, this kid casually tells me, "Oh I killed a nigga". Like my JAW wanted to bust wide open like in a cartoon, but knowing where I was at, I simply casually responded like "Oh word? Damn mane!"

    That shit was crazy. His whole life was thrown away and he didn't seem to mind. He was in there cutting up and still had his silver grill from the streets. That's them 90's Babies, they savage.. hell, I'M 90's Baby myself! And ya'll see how crazy I am. I just bring harm to myself, not to others.. I never been no robber.. either way..

    That 2 Chainz lyric from Money on the Floor (off the Big KRIT song also featuring 8Ball and MJG and produced by Big KRIT) was my actual reality. "Went to jail and shared a cell with a 25 to lifer." Yep, I actually did that.

    But either way I had got bonded out 3 days later. You know what my dumb ass does? Gets drunk off 211 Steel Reserve Black Cans at the house not even THREE weeks later and gets the cops called on me and arrested at my own house for Disorderly Conduct. Sister called the cops on me. So what did that do? REVOKED the bond. So now, not even out for 3 weeks, I had to go right back in there... except this time, I was in F-Pod... and didn't have the big dog as my cellie.. I had an old white man, an old drunk... and I'm in there with a whole other level of savages. That's when I did the 91 days. That's when shit got crazy. A lot of bad things went down that I won't speak on at this moment. Not no rape, naw, but I can tell you my card was pulled during them 3 months...

    Either way, I'm potentially going to be doing 12 months if the judge doesn't put me back in the program... I'd rather stay sober and complete the program than do 12 months in county... I can't stand that shit. So boring, so negative, I hope I can stay in the free world and get a car and a job and do the right thing... but I won't know until I go to court and see what the judge says... which will be happening pretty soon cause my time is running out round here. In my mind, that is. I gotta get off my ass and do something productive and positive!

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    I READ IT.

    HIS FIRST TIME IN JAIL, HIS CELLMATE WAS IN FOR MURDER, BUT LUCKILY HE WAS NICE CUZ OF THE ORAL.

    AFTER 3 DAYS, FT MAKES BAIL.

    3 WEEKS LATER GETS DRUNK AT HOME AN SIS CALLS THE COPS. BOND REVOKED.

    HE DOESNT GET THE COOL CELLY AND INSTEAD GETS A FEEBLE OLD DRUNK THAT DOESNT PROTECT HIM.

    THE REMAINING 3 MONTHS DONT GO WELL.
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    I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW "YOU CARD GOT PULLED" 3 TIMES IN THAT 91 DAYS.

    DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO FIGHT?

    ARE JUST A COCKY DUMBASS?

    WERE YOU NOT ABLE TO BUY PROTECTION WITH BLOWJOBS OR COMMISSARY?

    AND WHY DO YOU THINK BEING IN WITH A MURDERER YOUR FIRST TIME IS UNUSUAL?

    YOU ARE LUCKY IT WASNT JUST A ROOM WITH A BUNCH OF BUNKBEDS & A FLOOR FULL OF FUCKERS ON MATS CUZ THERE WAS NOWHERE ELSE FOR EM.
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    I DID have to pay the Bloods for protection with commissary. No sex acts were involved at all anytime I been in jail, I didn't suck dick until 2015, and it was a tranny anyways. I ain't concerned with that.

    But yeah, that's what I meant. I had to pay for protection otherwise I was gonna get jumped and robbed. And being 21 at the time and never been in the streets, I didn't want that so I paid them the $10 a week for 3 weeks or so, but I got so depressed over the situation that I just stopped ordering store altogether and starved myself for the last 4 weeks I was in there. I got sent to the hole too, but that's another story. I learned from it though and will stand up for myself nowadays. I can't fold anymore cause that took a big toll on my self esteem ya feel me?

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    I CANT BELIEVE YOU BITCHED OUT LIKE THAT.

    I NEVER REALLY HAD ANY ISSUES WHEN I WAS LOCKED UP, AND I TALK ALOT OF SHIT.

    LOTS OF PEOPLE TALK, BUT NOONE REALLY WANTED TO FIGHT ME.

    WELL, ONE GUY SAID HE DID, CUZ I KEPT CALLING HIM PRINCESS, BUT HE WAS ABOUT SHIT. EVERY MORNING I CALLED HIM A PRINCESS AND COUNTED DOWN THE DAYS UNTIL MY RELEASE, IN FRONT OF EVERYONE. HE LOOKED LIKE SUCH A BITCH WHEN I LEFT, HE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE TV WHEN I GOT THERE, AND THATS WHERE OUR ISSUE STARTED.

    I DID GET SET ON FIRE AS A JOKE IN TENNESSEE. THAT MAY HAVE ALSO BEEN CUZ THE GUARDS THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY TO PUT A HISPANIC IN WITH THE ARYAN NATION. WE ALL ENDED UP GETTING ALONG THOUGH, AND I DIDNT GIVE ANYONE ANY COMMISSARY UNTIL I WAS LEAVING.
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    I feel you on all that but why do you feel the need to keep negging me? I already want to make a new account so I'm not in the negs. I don't send rep to anyone. -_-

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    They allowed rapists to be in the same block as the 'murderers and robbers'? They don't let any sex offenders in general population, up here. They put'm in PC or Ad. Seg.
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    CUZ YOU KEEP POSTING DUMB THINGS & TO NEG MILKMAN MORE.

    REP IS DUMB AS FUCK, WHY CARE ABOUT IT?
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    Well I try not to care about it, as I don't give press the button. But you keep doing it daily and it's aggravating.

    And how would negging this account neg Milk Mane? I almost got him fired last night because I sent a trannie's ass to his work phone. And I ain't even know it

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    How could your v card get pulled three times?
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    Lost it at 19.

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    How'd you lose it? We're you playing a game of quarters? Also 19is a respectable age to experience sex the first time.
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    HE WAS 19 AND HE REMEMBERS CUZ HE STILL HAS THE RECIPIENT.
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    HE WAS 19 AND HE REMEMBERS CUZ HE STILL HAS THE RECIPIENT.
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    I took this mere minutes before losing my viriginity at 19 years old. And I knew I was gonna smash her, too, so I went to the bathroom right quick to mentally prepare myself and I had to capture the moment, knowing I would never be the same. I was high off of the weed and tipsy off of the Grey Goose, which was also the first night I ever took a straight shot of liquor. I didn't even know about shots yet, she had encouraged me to get tipsy and take a shot ahahaha lol
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