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    MAY I RECOMMEND BIOFREEZE AS LUBE?
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    Re: My anus is in dire need of an internal massage

    In all seriousness, having your anus massaged during a blowjob is pretty fantastic... penetration is still a bit iffy, but just having your balloon knot rubbed while your shaft gets stroked and your heads lapped up, man thats some good stuff. Especially when the guy is good looking........
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    This is a typical Mailman post. If you're gonna pretend to be Mailman and try being funny, you gotta say something like "I just bought a pair of JNCO jeans and pledged my allegiance to Russia"

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    [QUOTE=Nuffy;481013]In all seriousness, having your anus massaged during a blowjob is pretty fantastic... penetration is still a bit iffy, but just having your balloon knot rubbed while your shaft gets stroked and your heads lapped up, man thats some good stuff. Especially when the guy is good looking........[/QUOTE]

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    Re: My anus is in dire need of an internal massage

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    Re: My anus is in dire need of an internal massage

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