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    A few things about me now.

    I lurk all the time.
    I won't add any of you on social media now.
    I work for the man again.
    Your mom still likes it when I chase her around in my underwear.
    I got divorced due to an affair like a troll post stated a couple years ago.
    I don't game anymore.
    The size of my shoes and hands are not in correlation with the size of my penis.
    I dig the new guy's EP.
    I made the Jordan mom Photoshop.
    Drink sake when I'm smokin' Markie Paul

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    Re: A few things about me now.

    Cool
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    Fuck lurkin', you's better off jerkin' your gerkin'
    for certain, step you ass thru the curtain
    don't nobody like a ghost,
    man up and poast before you are toast
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    Re: A few things about me now.

    Too cool for school, nigga.

    You'll add me, I gave you your name.

    Edit: I'm sorry you got divorced. Lame.
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    Re: A few things about me now.

    What's up homie? Sorry to hear about the divorce.
    2017

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    Re: A few things about me now.

    Was she asian??
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    Re: A few things about me now.

    What EP ? What new guy?

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    Was she asian??
    She was white.
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    Re: A few things about me now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Poot View Post
    Sorry to hear about the divorce.
    it's all good now

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    Re: A few things about me now.

    White bitches are the worst.

    To all of you out there linked up with a white broad, sorry for ya.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Think of it this way.. now you're free for Asian Love
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    Re: A few things about me now.

    Quote Originally Posted by nastyvanda1 View Post
    What EP ? What new guy?
    I'm guessing Lyte...
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    Re: A few things about me now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    White bitches are the worst.

    To all of you out there linked up with a white broad, sorry for ya.
    I wonder if this is limited to American white women.
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    Re: A few things about me now.

    Very good point. And yes, in most cases, yes.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Re: A few things about me now.

    Russian girls are worthless.
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    Re: A few things about me now.

    Whoa... slow down bruh. Russians are pretty fucking terrific.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Re: A few things about me now.

    Have you ever dated a Russian girl Nuffy? What was it like? I heard they can be over dramatic about everything.
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    He doesn't like you referring to his girlfriend as a nut rag Cliff.

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    Re: A few things about me now.

    So they can be like every other woman???
    YALL SOME HOES, YALL LAME BRUH

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    Drink Saki, while I'm smoking Markie Paul.
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    Re: A few things about me now.

    Quote Originally Posted by Markie Paul View Post
    I lurk all the time.
    I won't add any of you on social media now.
    I work for the man again.
    Your mom still likes it when I chase her around in my underwear.
    I got divorced due to an affair like a troll post stated a couple years ago.
    I don't game anymore.
    The size of my shoes and hands are not in correlation with the size of my penis.
    I dig the new guy's EP.
    I made the Jordan mom Photoshop.
    How about I tie a rope around your neck and drag you up and down a flight of stairs before throatfucking you with a toilet brush? How's that for a welcome? Faggot.
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    DEPENDS ON IF ITS A NEW OR USED TOILET BRUSH
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    It should go without saying that I'd sanitize any and all toilets in the vicinity with said brush, before performing the oral in-and-out, my mongoloid friend.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xadem View Post
    It should go without saying that I'd sanitize any and all toilets in the vicinity with said brush, before performing the oral in-and-out, my mongoloid friend.
    THEN YOU WOULD BE JUST PUTTING A SANITIZED BRUSH IN THEIR MOUTH, I'D PUT A DIRTY ONE IN THERE FOR MORE A INFECTIOUS AND AGONIZING EXPERIENCE.
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    Once again we're driving past one another, my dear. Cleaning the toilets would leave the poopoo on the brush, and the shitcans clean. Thus, presenting the lucky recipient of aforementioned treatment with an intensely delicious taste, as the shitbrush fills his throat with a wide variety of poop from aaaaaall over the world!
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    IT WOULD BE SANITIZER, BLEACH OR WHATEVER, THE SHIT PARTICLES WOULD BE SANITIZED, IF THEY DIDNT JUST FALL OFF IN THE WATER. I SERIOUSLY QUESTION IF YOU HAVE USED A TOILET BRUSH.
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