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    Fat Bitches...

    Seriously, at this point we need to have a serious discussion.

    I think I've told you guys that sometimes I follow fat women who are dressed up in Gym clothes to see if theyre going to the gym or not, they almost never are. My brother told me its probably bc theyre coming from the gym. That makes sense right? Soooo, now I've started asking "Good work out today?"- just to see what they would say.

    Most of the time I get the strange looks like "its none of your fucking business". But I dont know why, I just want to catch them in a lie.

    Also, have you noticed fat bitches are super talented at doing make up? I was in Nordstrom yesterday and I saw three fucking fat bitches working the make up counters. As I'm sure I've probably told you guys before, picking up bitches at the make up counter is like shooting fish in a barrel. Where are they going to run? Nowhere. Bitches.

    Anyway, why are fat bitches so good at makeup? Its the same reason they give the best blowjobs... they have to.

    My point though is this, it takes a long time to perfect make up skills, and blowjob skills... I WOULD KNOW! Why not apply that same level of dedication to not being such a fat fucking bitch all the time? Why must they continue to eat fucking everything in sight? Ever heard of a salad you fat fucking piece of shit?

    And dont call anything you own cute and little... "Oh I've got this cute little black dress Im going to wear to Larry's funer..."

    eeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr STOP RIGHT THERE BITCH! Nothing you own is cute and little. Everything is HUGE, and gross, and covered in powder and deodorant. And you stink too. Your fat sweaty hammy thighs rub together and created the nastiest cheeto-like funk. And when you try to cover it up with your Bath and Body works spray, it makes it worse.

    I dont care how good your blowjobs are anymore. I've had plenty. Stop wearing gym clothes if youre not going to the gym. Stop ordering a number three with a diet coke you fat fuck. Stop spending three hours fixing your fucking face... thats precious time you could be running you fat sloppy folded loopy fucking cunt! Id rather you show up sweaty and gross, with no make up, hair a mess and having the excuse that you just ran 10 miles versus you showing up all cute from the neck up, but looking like you swallowed a grenade from the neck down.

    Also, stop taking pictures from the fat girl angle. We all know the fat girl angle now. You're not fooling anyone. Youre just pissing me off. Take less pictures, eat more salad. Less make up, more running.

    Fuck you.


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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    All valid points that I agree with. My only guess as to why fat girls can't stop eating is because food is their drug, or vice, much like drinking is to an alcoholic.

    I don't like when fat chicks complain about being single. Get a clue. I lived with a fat girl once and we fucked around which I had no problems with (Yes, she gave amazing head, because she had to, as already noted) but then she wanted to date and get married and have kids, and yea, no fucking way to that. She even once said to me "I know you'd want to be with me if I was skinny..." Well, duh... but you're not, and you don't want to be. She once told me her dad said to her "It's hard to love somebody that is overweight." I chuckled at that. She made one of those 'That's fucked up and I hate you' faces.

    Also, fat chicks at the gym is even worse for their health. This is primarily because when I do see them in there they are never really working out. They tend to come in pairs and casually walk on treadmills next to each other while chatting it up and barely working a sweat. And you know when they leave they think "Well, we just worked out, we deserve five milkshakes instead of four!"

    To be continued.
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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    This forum is the doapest place on the internet.
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    ^^^ yeah, I really like this thread.

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    YOU GUYS WOULD BE AMAZED AT THE 3X-5X WOMENS CLOTHES THAT WE GET IN, SHITS FUCKED AND I HOPE THEY DONT SERIOUSLY GO OUT IN PUBLIC IN SUCH THINGS.
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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    Theres this asian girl I've been fucking since high school. She comes over all the time to suck my dick and lick my balls and all that. From time to time, and if Im in a good enough mood, I'll put my dick inside her pussy... mostly though if were going to fuck, I only fuck her ass... to make her feel bad about herself.

    Shes also only ever fucked two other guys in her life. One of them was my very good friend pretending to be me while she was drunk and left alone in a dark room...

    ANNNNNNNNNNNNNNYWAY, She's gained considerable weight over the years. Shes at least 160,170. Thats far too fat for me to date seriously. She also came over recently talking about why she hasnt moved in, or why shes never met my kids, or why havent i proposed to her. She admitted she thought she was in a committed relationship with me since highschool... what a fucking retard. If she wasnt so fat, I might have knocked her up bc her dads rich and shit. But nope, you like McDoubles too much ya fat bitch.

    Great tits and ass though. Just needs to lose the chubby digits and gut.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    All valid points that I agree with. My only guess as to why fat girls can't stop eating is because food is their drug, or vice, much like drinking is to an alcoholic.
    Yeh I think you're right. My god daughter is in college now, and I text her every day and tell her to make sure she doesnt become a fat bitch. (I dont use exactly those words, but I do basically use those exact words). She came back for some extended weekend and had me take her to Sams Club to buy snacks and what not for her. I told her all the snacks she was getting were fat girl snacks and that fat girls dont have weddings, they have funerals... and no one shows up.

    Parenting bruhs. Dont let your kids get fat.
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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    I remember a year after high school seeing 90% of my graduating class at the the summer carnival looking very overweight, at least for the ones that went to college (Maybe because phys-ed is not mandatory) I guess that hour of exercise every other day in high school does make a difference.
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    Fat girls are prob good at putting on makeup because eyeliner can't help with stretch marks, moose knuckle and armpit rolls.
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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    fat girls dont have weddings, they have funerals... and no one shows up.

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    Nuffy chases fat bitches.
    Having a ball.
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    Lisa kills guys.

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    I'd stick my wang in a chubby girls ass over a skinny girls ass any day. I like a thick, shaved pussy too, nice and comfy on your face.
    I mean for all they know she could have already been in the trunk when I bought the car.

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    My one experience with a fat girl a couple years ago, was enough for me to never do it again. Missionary was like a balancing act, trying not to roll off of her. I hated it, but figured I had to try it at least once. Couldn't finish, so I'll never do it again.

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    theres a difference between fat and thick. Thick bitches get the dick each time. Fat bitches can die a slow death.
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    Totally. I've had many thickers

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    What happened Nuffy? Some little filly break your heart?

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    Philly Cheesesteak is more like it.

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    Mmmmm cheese steaks.
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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    The real tragedy is that the fat ones I meet tend to be the only ones that have had to develop a personality. I blame their fathers.

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    ^^ isnt it. I used to work with this girl and she was really cool. I used to think " man if she dropped 50kg" then i moved away, she got that stomach staple thingy and i see on socials now shes got a man and seems real happy.

    ...


    Back on topic, do you know whats worse than fat bitches? A fat bitches without big ol big fat titties.
    I mean for all they know she could have already been in the trunk when I bought the car.

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    Oh my god! A flat chested fat bitch must die!

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    I don't think I've ever seen a fat bitch with small tits. Suddenly, I feel blessed.


    To clarify, do you count bitches with the start of a beer gut (fat not moved up to titties yet) as fat bitches?


    *edit - like if the bitch has a fupa but not a nice fat shapely ass?

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    I've noticed fat girls usually have that Hank Hill ass.

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    very few fat bitches around here

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    France, gottta love it. The women there really are top notch broads.
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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    Senior year of high school, we had a French exchange student. On the last day of school, she wore a short dress with no underwear. I remember in art class, she bent over, and was super hairy.

    I liked it.

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    Quote Originally Posted by Battery Bits View Post
    Nuffy chases fat bitches.
    Lisa got fat by the way. This is why she hopes I chase fat bitches. Lisa would send my dick to the grave. Nah thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Senior year of high school, we had a French exchange student. On the last day of school, she wore a short dress with no underwear. I remember in art class, she bent over, and was super hairy.

    I liked it.
    This sounds so hot. Every french woman I've ever been with has been neatly shaven or waxed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Oh my god! A flat chested fat bitch must die!
    Flatso's are the worst.

    If you're gonna be fat at least have a redeeming quality. I worked with a girl who was overweight but had a pretty face, and more importantly, tits that were as big as my head. Therefore I still wanted to have sex with her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    Flatso's
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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    fat bitches are bitches who actually don't shit

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    Re: Fat Bitches...

    Saw a fat bitch this morning- her license plate said "Lil Aly". No bitch, aint shit "Lil" about you, other than your life expectancy.
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    Long Live the New Flesh

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    Disgusting piece of shit

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    And of course "Charlie" be wearing a hatchetman shirt

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    It's a beautiful counter-dicking uniform; especially with the sleeves cut off.
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    Her neck looks pregnant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Disgusting piece of shit

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    And of course "Charlie" be wearing a hatchetman shirt
    you are fat and repulsive
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    Fat bitches think I'm the hottest thing. Maybe my small frame and slender body makes them desire something they can't have. Regardless, its fairly annoying.
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    For whatever reason that I have yet to find, black girls usually like me. But they're always the ones that have no hair but a half-comes curly sheep mop on their head, and the only natural hairstyle they can grow is an afro.
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    Two black girls at my work have been purposely going out of their way to walk by me and say hi lately. Not sure why. But they're cute.

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    All the bitches want you Larry. Big bitches, little bitches, cripple bitches, nipple bitches, simple bitches, dimple bitches, pimple bitches... you stay pimpin bitches, limpin bitches, simpin bitches, double dippin bitches, trippin bitches, sippin bitches, straight cold hittin bitches, hittin switches, switchin bitches dont matter which bitches, hoagie roll sandwhich bitches, Sloppy joe Manwhich bitches, extinct ass Willy Mammoth bitches, damn it bitches, from other fucking planet bitches, Am I speakin spanish bitches?Can you understand it bitches? Cant stand them bitches, straight George Costanza bitches, leave wifey dead stampin bitches. Eminem singing Stan type bitches, bad handwritin bitches, finger paint ass art class Japan bitches, Kazakhstan bitches, Chicken cacciatore catch me if you can bitches, Im the ginger bread man bitches, patty cake patty cake, straight up back handin bitches, Lap dancin bitches, Charlie nah, Marilyn Manson bitches, Baltimore Maryland Mansion Bitches, Hanson bitches, Handsome Dan and Ted Danson Bitches, Body Snatchin, kidnappin random bitches fuckin hold em for ransom bitches, Destination Unknown Ruby SoHo type Rancid bitches, Trying to take my riches bitches, brick in the face stitches bitches, 11 dollars an hour diggin ditches bitches, can you dig it bitches? 5'2 200lbs Mrs. Piggy Bitches? Quantum Leap and Im out call Ziggy bitches.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    All the bitches want you Larry. Big bitches, little bitches, cripple bitches, nipple bitches, simple bitches, dimple bitches, pimple bitches... you stay pimpin bitches, limpin bitches, simpin bitches, double dippin bitches, trippin bitches, sippin bitches, straight cold hittin bitches, hittin switches, switchin bitches dont matter which bitches, hoagie roll sandwhich bitches, Sloppy joe Manwhich bitches, extinct ass Willy Mammoth bitches, damn it bitches, from other fucking planet bitches, Am I speakin spanish bitches?Can you understand it bitches? Cant stand them bitches, straight George Costanza bitches, leave wifey dead stampin bitches. Eminem singing Stan type bitches, bad handwritin bitches, finger paint ass art class Japan bitches, Kazakhstan bitches, Chicken cacciatore catch me if you can bitches, Im the ginger bread man bitches, patty cake patty cake, straight up back handin bitches, Lap dancin bitches, Charlie nah, Marilyn Manson bitches, Baltimore Maryland Mansion Bitches, Hanson bitches, Handsome Dan and Ted Danson Bitches, Body Snatchin, kidnappin random bitches fuckin hold em for ransom bitches, Destination Unknown Ruby SoHo type Rancid bitches, Trying to take my riches bitches, brick in the face stitches bitches, 11 dollars an hour diggin ditches bitches, can you dig it bitches? 5'2 200lbs Mrs. Piggy Bitches? Quantum Leap and Im out call Ziggy bitches.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Not sure why.
    Says the guy who has had multiple hook-ups and his fist inside of their cunts.
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Those days are behind me! Girls rarely look at me anymore. Then again, I don't go out of my way to talk to bitches anymore.

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    This thread makes me thankful I have a son. Now all I have to worry about is him banging a fatty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    All the bitches want you Larry. Big bitches, little bitches, cripple bitches, nipple bitches, simple bitches, dimple bitches, pimple bitches... you stay pimpin bitches, limpin bitches, simpin bitches, double dippin bitches, trippin bitches, sippin bitches, straight cold hittin bitches, hittin switches, switchin bitches dont matter which bitches, hoagie roll sandwhich bitches, Sloppy joe Manwhich bitches, extinct ass Willy Mammoth bitches, damn it bitches, from other fucking planet bitches, Am I speakin spanish bitches?Can you understand it bitches? Cant stand them bitches, straight George Costanza bitches, leave wifey dead stampin bitches. Eminem singing Stan type bitches, bad handwritin bitches, finger paint ass art class Japan bitches, Kazakhstan bitches, Chicken cacciatore catch me if you can bitches, Im the ginger bread man bitches, patty cake patty cake, straight up back handin bitches, Lap dancin bitches, Charlie nah, Marilyn Manson bitches, Baltimore Maryland Mansion Bitches, Hanson bitches, Handsome Dan and Ted Danson Bitches, Body Snatchin, kidnappin random bitches fuckin hold em for ransom bitches, Destination Unknown Ruby SoHo type Rancid bitches, Trying to take my riches bitches, brick in the face stitches bitches, 11 dollars an hour diggin ditches bitches, can you dig it bitches? 5'2 200lbs Mrs. Piggy Bitches? Quantum Leap and Im out call Ziggy bitches.
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    Was in love with a Mexican girl that was a bit thick in a good way but she was an angel and brought out all my good traits, turns out she dint fuck with ngas at work friendzoned story of my life but she do drugs or drink, remember what she asked what I do for fun and I told her and I could feel her losing respect and love for me but it is what it is, love u like a sister rebecca
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