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    What would you do if...

    You had enough money to do whatever you wanted? Say your bills and family was taken care of and you had 24 hours a day of free time.





    I would try and teach myself guitar/piano (or if I got serious pay for lessons with my unlimited money) and try to learn how to make a video game (or parts of one...coding, graphics or something).

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    I often wonder about that, and part of me thinks I'd fall into a suicidal depression, because I feel like part of life is to struggle to survive, some more than others. I feel like If I didn't have to do anything in order to be wealthy and happy, I'd have no purpose to go on, because my achievement was unlocked.

    The other part of me thinks I'd enjoy it, travel a lot, make other people happy, and get beautiful hookers.

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    i'd build a dope ass recording studio and put out the most outrageous shit with outrageous over-the-top promotion and produce outrageous shows everywhere involving insane amounts of money wasted on outrageous artists like myself
    we'd have insane parades in town with sedan chairs and hoes throwin raw meat and fruits and money

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    Re: What would you do if...

    Finally donate.
    Maybe.
    Last edited by Howdy; 12-15-2017 at 01:40 PM.
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Re: What would you do if...

    Two words: chaco tacos.
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    This is essentially my life now. Its pretty dope.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Re: What would you do if...

    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    Two words: chaco tacos.
    choco*

    although I laughed when I read it because it sounds like how someone from Nevada (not North Vegas) would pronounce it.

    "I like to eat Chacko Tackos here in Nuhvadda"

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    Re: What would you do if...

    Buy ESG a Esham collab.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Anti - Hat3 Hidden Content
    i don't know, I think I kinda like the hbk bald look for some reason? it's awkard but at the same time it does look better than the last hair cut he had..

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    I would also buy a large cargo van and get the wrestler Vader airbrushed all over it so there really could be a big van Vader.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Anti - Hat3 Hidden Content
    i don't know, I think I kinda like the hbk bald look for some reason? it's awkard but at the same time it does look better than the last hair cut he had..

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    ^This.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Re: What would you do if...

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    I often wonder about that, and part of me thinks I'd fall into a suicidal depression, because I feel like part of life is to struggle to survive, some more than others. I feel like If I didn't have to do anything in order to be wealthy and happy, I'd have no purpose to go on, because my achievement was unlocked.

    The other part of me thinks I'd enjoy it, travel a lot, make other people happy, and get beautiful hookers.
    I get that struggle to survive shit. I was stuck at home for 6 months once with no job or anything to do, it was fucking terrible.

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    Tell me about it. I'm going to ask my Dr to give me valume because of my PTSD from sleeping in and eating tv dinners in bed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    Tell me about it. I'm going to ask my Dr to give me valume because of my PTSD from sleeping in and eating tv dinners in bed.
    You should get a medal for that shit.

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    You really are a crotchety faggot.
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    Glad you noticed.

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    I would constantly travel. There are so many things I want to see. I'd have a new bucket list every year. Not working suits me very well.
    Long Live the New Flesh

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    I would mostly fish and bang Brazilian hookers.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla View Post
    i'd build a dope ass recording studio and put out the most outrageous shit with outrageous over-the-top promotion and produce outrageous shows everywhere involving insane amounts of money wasted on outrageous artists like myself
    we'd have insane parades in town with sedan chairs and hoes throwin raw meat and fruits and money
    Is the show going to be called "Outrageous"?
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Cliff Clavin
    and jesus fuck, nimmy, throw away your nut rags when you're done, that's just gross.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy
    He doesn't like you referring to his girlfriend as a nut rag Cliff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBoss View Post
    Is the show going to be called "Outrageous"?
    "Outrageousness" Hosted by:


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    If I had a million bucks it wouldn't be enough because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks
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    Re: What would you do if...

    Every time I read this thread title, I think of this song:

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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Re: What would you do if...

    I think of Marc Summers... wh-wh-what would you do...
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    John Cena's album was partially doap.

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    First I would give money to people who were nice to me ! The people who were mean to me I would say Fuck You. I would still work my part time job & the pay check would go to charity's + some from the money I have.




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    You're such a douchebag

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    He really is.
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    Fuckin asshole.

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    He's got some nerve, fuckin prick.
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    The balls on this guy. Where does he get off thinking he come in here and regurgitate that filth!
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    I don't even know why he bothers, tbh.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Anti - Hat3 Hidden Content
    i don't know, I think I kinda like the hbk bald look for some reason? it's awkard but at the same time it does look better than the last hair cut he had..

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    Well, lie then. Make something up.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Kinight Templar's a tasteless dick

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    Re: What would you do if...

    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    Finally donate.
    Maybe.
    Thats what I was gonna say, unlimited money, I would help so many people in need

    Plus have tons of fun myself.....

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    I WOULD PROLLY START A YEARLY MUSIC FESTIVAL, ONE OF SHEER RANDOMNESS. DEFINATELY GET BLUE MAN GROUP TO HEADLINE.
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    I would run a wrestling company. The federation would be called GPF (Guys Pretending To Fight) and the world champion would be a gay man with aids that nobody would want to wrestle.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Anti - Hat3 Hidden Content
    i don't know, I think I kinda like the hbk bald look for some reason? it's awkard but at the same time it does look better than the last hair cut he had..

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    X-PAC?
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    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    2 chicks at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    I would run a wrestling company. The federation would be called GPF (Guys Pretending To Fight) and the world champion would be a gay man with aids that nobody would want to wrestle.
    I'll wrestle as Just Kid Mark.
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    I'd buy all of you a plane ticket so we could have a SM meat up.
    2018

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    To all who did not like what I said and said nasty remarks,






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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
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    ouch

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    I'd buy all of you a plane ticket so we could have a SM meat up.
    I'd hire the disembodied soul of ben lawden as your travel agent.
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    Why do I feel like Knight Templar lifts everything he posts directly from Facebook?
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Cliff Clavin
    and jesus fuck, nimmy, throw away your nut rags when you're done, that's just gross.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy
    He doesn't like you referring to his girlfriend as a nut rag Cliff.

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    where should the SM Meat-Up take place ?
    Last edited by Eastside Gorilla; 12-31-2017 at 10:04 AM. Reason: esham - Trust No One

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    i pretty much never play the lottery but in 2018 we should all at least try once a month

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla View Post
    where should the SM Meat-Up take place ?
    In the cornfields of Mailman's Canadian backyard.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Cliff Clavin
    and jesus fuck, nimmy, throw away your nut rags when you're done, that's just gross.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy
    He doesn't like you referring to his girlfriend as a nut rag Cliff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla View Post
    where should the SM Meat-Up take place ?
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    sounds good to me

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    NELSON LEDGES QUARRY PARK

    ITS WHERE THEY HAD THE GOTJ FROM 2003-2005.
    I knew that.
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    Setting aside the obvious notions of initial carefulness...

    I would eventually have all my earthly needs fulfilled. Then, as this is also obvious, I would spend the remainder of the money helping people around the world. I think Africa is a relatively untapped well of potential. So I'd make a few waves there.
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    i don't know, I think I kinda like the hbk bald look for some reason? it's awkard but at the same time it does look better than the last hair cut he had..

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    Africa's been tapped.
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    id buy a house.

    Or a car with a bigger backseat
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    I forgot what the question this thread was asking but good god my life is sad
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    Still?
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    I wanna invite John to stay with me til he gets back on his feet, but I know he'd be the type to take advantage of it and eat all my Cocoa Pebbles and not change the toilet paper.

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    He's definitely gonna jack off in your house, at least once. That's a given. As a matter of fact I expect all my guests to masturbate when they visit. I set lotion next to their bed and give a little playful wink "Have at it, champ". If they don't jack off they already know to expect a phone call, weeks later.
    "So.....Like......Is my bed not comfy enough, or something? What the fuck is going on, Steve!?"
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    When I was 16, I slept at my friend's house with some other friends, and ordered porn when they were all sleeping. I guessed the cable password was "0000", and it worked. I fapped and then fell asleep. The next month, he was asking all of us if we ordered porn because his mom was really mad.

    I saw him like 4 years later, long after we stopped talking, and actually gave him $20 and said "give this to your mom and tell her I'm sorry"

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    Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    He's definitely gonna jack off in your house, at least once. That's a given. As a matter of fact I expect all my guests to masturbate when they visit. I set lotion next to their bed and give a little playful wink "Have at it, champ". If they don't jack off they already know to expect a phone call, weeks later.
    "So.....Like......Is my bed not comfy enough, or something? What the fuck is going on, Steve!?"
    what lotion, and what for ?
    just give me an old Penthouse magazine

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    When I was 16, I slept at my friend's house with some other friends, and ordered porn when they were all sleeping. I guessed the cable password was "0000", and it worked. I fapped and then fell asleep. The next month, he was asking all of us if we ordered porn because his mom was really mad.

    I saw him like 4 years later, long after we stopped talking, and actually gave him $20 and said "give this to your mom and tell her I'm sorry"
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Anti - Hat3 Hidden Content
    i don't know, I think I kinda like the hbk bald look for some reason? it's awkard but at the same time it does look better than the last hair cut he had..

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