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    Hello

    I am Elias

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    Re: Hello

    is that your alias ?

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    Re: Hello

    would love to introduce myself but I cant post new threads for some reason... anyone here? anyone know how I can fix this?

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    Re: Hello

    I think you need 10 posts first, though it might be 10 poasts. Or, maybe you're retarded.

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    okay so I should spam shit to "poast" in a forum where jolly "rodger" hangs out and calls people retarded.
    gotcha.
    IM the retard here, clearly.

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    Re: Hello

    Poast refers to a post that receives rep. See the "Poasts" thing under your av?


    And yeah, clearly you're fucking retarded. It's "Jolly Rodger" not "Rodger", dumbass.

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    Re: Hello

    Shit, I can't believe I forgot.


    You need to delete your system 32 folder to start threads here. If that doesn't work, pee on it.

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    Re: Hello

    you misspelled it, you illiterate fuck! hence the quotations around just "rodger" and, hell, you might even connect the fucking dots here and take note of the parallel between your illiteracy and the fucking (i sure hope intentional) misspelling of "poast".
    So... if it is indeed a fact that I need 10 posts or "poasts" to post or fucking "poast" on this board full of illiterate motherfuckers who are hanging out shit posting and recycling ancient ass 4chan maymays (my experience here thus far) well...
    basically...
    fuck you.
    k?
    great!

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    No... the spelling was intentional. Ever hear of a joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKAGlue View Post
    you misspelled it, you illiterate fuck! hence the quotations around just "rodger" and, hell, you might even connect the fucking dots here and take note of the parallel between your illiteracy and the fucking (i sure hope intentional) misspelling of "poast".
    So... if it is indeed a fact that I need 10 posts or "poasts" to post or fucking "poast" on this board full of illiterate motherfuckers who are hanging out shit posting and recycling ancient ass 4chan maymays (my experience here thus far) well...
    basically...
    fuck you.
    k?
    great!


    How in the world could someone be both illiterate and on a message board?

    What the fuck is a maymay? Is that what you call your happy sock?

    "Poast" appears everywhere here, hell, I even took a cou0le of seconds to explain it. You're a terrible troll (as in, not really funny). Where did you come from anyway, Rubynet?

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    This guy is gonna be gone within a day. Let's make sure of it.

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    Probably doesn't even fap to Harriet Tubman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Rodger View Post
    How in the world could someone be both illiterate and on a message board?

    What the fuck is a maymay? Is that what you call your happy sock?

    "Poast" appears everywhere here, hell, I even took a cou0le of seconds to explain it. You're a terrible troll (as in, not really funny). Where did you come from anyway, Rubynet?
    Functionally illiterate. There are so many kinds of illiteracy. You are on the spectrum for sure. I have no fucking clue what Rubynet is - I dont hang out in cesspools like this generally (oh look! cesspool used outside of the context of your DNA).

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    This guy is gonna be gone within a day. Let's make sure of it.
    Believe me you wont have much work to do. My plan is to finish this... conversation? ... and not return.
    btw suck a fat dudes asshole, you dim mfers.

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    Re: Hello

    welcome


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    Greetings friend.
    I mean for all they know she could have already been in the trunk when I bought the car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKAGlue View Post
    Functionally illiterate. There are so many kinds of illiteracy. You are on the spectrum for sure. I have no fucking clue what Rubynet is - I dont hang out in cesspools like this generally (oh look! cesspool used outside of the context of your DNA).



    Believe me you wont have much work to do. My plan is to finish this... conversation? ... and not return.
    btw suck a fat dudes asshole, you dim mfers.
    This coming from someone you can't figure out how to push the "Post New Thread" button.

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    Functionally illiterate is someone who van read enough to function e.g. being able to read a bill. Doesn't really fit with a message board board does it?

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    THERE MIGHT BE SOMETHING PREVENTING HIM FROM NEW TOPICS, BUT HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO MAKE ONE IN HERE, IT SEEMS ODD.


    MAYBE NUFFY DID SOMETHING DURING HIS PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE MOD RUN?
    PERHAPS THE MAILER HAS INSTITUTED NEW POLICIES AFTER THE LATEST FLOOBS?
    MAYBE HE'S HIGH?

    THERE ARE SEVERAL OTHER THREADS WORTHY OF CONTRIBUTION ROUND THESE PARTS.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Re: Hello

    I thought it was 10 posts before a person could start a new thread, but yeah, seems there should be an exception to introduce yourself.

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    Get new users they said, it’ll be fun they said...

    - - - Updated - - -

    And my Mod rum was perfectly acceptable. And I should be reinstated. I want my Gun and Badge back Sarge
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    I'D SAY MAYBE WE START YOU WITH A TAZER, BUT THAT WOULD BE WAY TOO MUCH FUN.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Get new users they said, itíll be fun they said...

    - - - Updated - - -

    And my Mod rum was perfectly acceptable. And I should be reinstated. I want my Gun and Badge back Sarge
    We scare everyone away, because we're dickheads. I guess this go around was my turn.

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    He had it coming. You don't come in here and start popping off on veteran poasters.

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    Especially Veteran Veteran Poasters.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Especially veteran veteran poasters with veteran posters.


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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Especially Veteran Veteran Poasters.
    Never call him an "ex" poaster, Former poaster is acceptable though.

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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to EvaK again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvaK View Post
    Never call him an "ex" poaster, Former poaster is acceptable though.
    EVEN IF THEY GO THROUGH A BAD BREAK UP AND NUFFY LISTENS TO NOTHING BUT THE CURE FOR A MONTH?
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    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    EVEN IF THEY GO THROUGH A BAD BREAK UP AND NUFFY LISTENS TO NOTHING BUT THE CURE FOR A MONTH?



    It's a Marine thing, we're very adamant about never being called "ex" Marine. You either are a Marine, or you're not. It's a title, always earned and never given.

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    But since he's not currently active, we go with "former" rather than "ex".

    I'm not nor have I ever been a Marine, so I don't understand it, I just know it's a sensitive topic for some vets / marines.

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    I go with "Marine veteran" because "former marine" is the same as "ex" but takes longer to say. I'm not a dick about it, but a lot of guys get that way, and I get it.

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    It comes down to this: there really are just two branches of the armed forces, the Army and the Navy. The Marine Corps is a cult and the Air Force is a corporation.

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    My ass riding in navy equipment.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Muscles Are Required Intellignce Not Essential

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    i'm totally an ex marine, y'all gay

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    Only time I don't mind military talk is when I'm yapping with a drunk Larry () and he's sharing stories about shitty butt Kentucky and bi-sexual predators lurking in German jack-off booths.


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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Uncle Sam's Misguided Children.

    Uncle Sam Ain't Released Me Yet.

    Take it backwards.

    Yes My Retarded Ass Signed Up.

    And for JR

    Ain't a Real Marine Yet

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    I wanted to be a Marine so terribly.

    I even considered going through the reserves.

    I feel like such a pussy compared to you guys.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    I wanted to be a Marine so terribly.

    I even considered going through the reserves.

    I feel like such a pussy compared to you guys.
    I wish I could go back and join the air force.

    The opportunities / types of jobs offered were much better in hindsight.

    JR was right about them being more like a corporation, but it's not really a bad thing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla View Post
    i'm totally an ex marine, y'all gay
    The Marine Corps infantry is about the most homoerotic place on the planet.

    The French foreign legion is fucking legit; I met a handful of guys that said they were going there next, no idea if they actually did.



    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    I wanted to be a Marine so terribly.

    I even considered going through the reserves.

    I feel like such a pussy compared to you guys.

    Bitches love them dress blues, especially when ya got medals.



    Quote Originally Posted by EvaK View Post
    I wish I could go back and join the air force.

    The opportunities / types of jobs offered were much better in hindsight.

    JR was right about them being more like a corporation, but it's not really a bad thing.
    They have the highest standard of living, without a doubt. I wouldn't trade my time in the Corps for anything, though going to Air Force later would have been a better career decision. A$ did it right.

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    I keep telling my wife to use her green card and sign up with the AF. She could be a Korean linguist and get that language pay, we could end up on a family tour of Korea where I could leverage milspouse status to obtain a GS position (until I can get my disability rating to 30+%) and life would be good.


    she never fucking listens.

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    TELL HER YOU WILL CALL TRUMP ON HER.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    I do that around once a week regardless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvaK View Post
    I keep telling my wife to use her green card and sign up with the AF. She could be a Korean linguist and get that language pay, we could end up on a family tour of Korea where I could leverage milspouse status to obtain a GS position (until I can get my disability rating to 30+%) and life would be good.


    she never fucking listens.

    That's a really good idea, I wonder why she doesn't do it

    Quote Originally Posted by EvaK View Post
    I do that around once a week regardless.


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    She was interested at one point, not sure why she never followed through.

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    CUZ "FUCK A JOB"

    SHE BEEN LISTENING TO STITCHES.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
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    i put a brick in yo face
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    Esham was the fifth Beatle.
    Pags will fist your mom. Hidden Content

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    i don't know, I think I kinda like the hbk bald look for some reason? it's awkard but at the same time it does look better than the last hair cut he had..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Rodger View Post
    That's a really good idea, I wonder why she doesn't do it
    The immediate benefits would be enough for me to sign up (I technically am allowed to re-sign, just need to lose weight and fix the ol ankle first...but even then..I'm not about that life these days).

    The future benefits on the other hand....just fucking stupid all around, we could live comfortably for life just off of her single enlistment. Korea or not, milspouses (I'm going semi-dependa, not gonna lose any weight, but also not gonna wear sweats at the commissary) usually get first shot at on-base jobs, which would be a good foot in the door, plus in Korea the kids language abilities...would be nuts, complete double fluency is kind of rare, usually there is a stronger language, but going to an American school in Korea would be almost an ideal situation to develop double fluency.

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    OR YOU COULD BECOME HER PIMP.


    HER CHOICE.


    HAVE HER WATCH THIS VIDEO WHEN YOU TELL HER

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    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    You'd be able to go to a really nice gym for free, be a trophy husband

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKAGlue View Post
    okay so I should spam shit to "poast" in a forum where jolly "rodger" hangs out and calls people retarded.
    gotcha.
    IM the retard here, clearly.
    Of course you're retarded. You signed up here.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Cliff Clavin
    and jesus fuck, nimmy, throw away your nut rags when you're done, that's just gross.
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    He doesn't like you referring to his girlfriend as a nut rag Cliff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AKAGlue View Post
    to post or fucking "poast" on this board full of illiterate motherfuckers who are hanging out shit posting and recycling ancient ass 4chan maymays
    We're a community full of faggots, faggot. Shitposting is the name of the game here. We're proud to say that we host some of the finest faggots and shitpoasters you will ever meet. Xadem. Maks (otherwise known here under the alias "Barrypothead"), Mr. Jack and Jordan (who are not longer with us, god rest their souls), and more!
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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Cliff Clavin
    and jesus fuck, nimmy, throw away your nut rags when you're done, that's just gross.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy
    He doesn't like you referring to his girlfriend as a nut rag Cliff.

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    Also the fact that he couldn't figure out that "Poast" was an inside joke/community term despite the fucking headline border of the site being "MERRY POASTMAS" in big capital letters signifies he may, actually, have been retarded.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Cliff Clavin
    and jesus fuck, nimmy, throw away your nut rags when you're done, that's just gross.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy
    He doesn't like you referring to his girlfriend as a nut rag Cliff.

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Don't you "cool story bro" me, you bastard.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Cliff Clavin
    and jesus fuck, nimmy, throw away your nut rags when you're done, that's just gross.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy
    He doesn't like you referring to his girlfriend as a nut rag Cliff.

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    Her neden was yellow and smelled like cheese pizza

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBoss View Post
    Also the fact that he couldn't figure out that "Poast" was an inside joke/community term despite the fucking headline border of the site being "MERRY POASTMAS" in big capital letters signifies he may, actually, have been retarded.
    I even took the time to kinda explain it too

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    OR YOU COULD BECOME HER PIMP.


    HER CHOICE.


    HAVE HER WATCH THIS VIDEO WHEN YOU TELL HER

    This shit is like a bible bruh.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    This shit is like a bible bruh.
    WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK THE LAST 2 GIRLS I DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL WENT ON TO BE HOOKERS?
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    WELL, WHY DO YOU THINK THE LAST 2 GIRLS I DATED IN HIGH SCHOOL WENT ON TO BE HOOKERS?
    They figured if they could fuck you for "free" they might as well get paid to fuck other people.

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    PIMPIN IS IN FACT VERY EASY
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
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    5ⁿ00 to graceland
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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