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    Read the whole post and that dusty bitch is disgusting

    She's white...took a shower and came out 2 shades lighter

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    Can we please just have an official thread for FT to merge all his garbage threads into?
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    Took her to a public restaurant with a folder full of information about hygiene but didn't want to make a scene...
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    I certainly can't fry her, too, hard. I'm guilty of pullin' the ol' wash your balls in the bathroom sink, real quick technique, on occasion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    I certainly can't fry her, too, hard. I'm guilty of pullin' the ol' wash your balls in the bathroom sink, real quick technique, on occasion.
    Mexican shower.
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    Paradox
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    Paradox
    What?
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    What?
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    Mexican shower.
    lmao

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    MERGE!!
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    I was waiting for a punchline or something but it just never came.

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    Quote Originally Posted by username: View Post
    I was waiting for a punchline or something but it just never came.
    I felt the same way after reading it. So I wanted you all to feel like I felt XD

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    THIS IS WHY YOU GET FUCKED WITH
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    Re: "My wife only showers once a month"

    Interesting, would like to hear how it plays out.

    The guy sounds neurotic to me, I think he's the real one with the issue here
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    The one who showers is the issue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    I certainly can't fry her, too, hard. I'm guilty of pullin' the ol' wash your balls in the bathroom sink, real quick technique, on occasion.
    But in this case, it sounds like she doesn't even wash her balls in the sink. She "doesnt seem to care" when he told her that she has an odor. That's weird.

    Ice-Pic used to date a girl who is/was a model. She was so hot. I remember they broke up because she was crazy and wouldn't shower for over a month at a time. When he finally forced her to, she was screaming and crying.

    Must be some kind of regressed memory of getting molested or something in the shower.

    Either that, or they're just nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nastyvanda1 View Post
    The one who showers is the issue?

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    Well he did bring her to a formal public place with a folder full of jokes to tell her that her butt stinks.

    He also had her institutionalized because she didn't want to give him butt anymore.
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    Well he did bring her to a formal public place with a folder full of jokes to tell her that her butt stinks.

    He also had her institutionalized because she didn't want to give him butt anymore.
    The one who showers is the issue?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    But in this case, it sounds like she doesn't even wash her balls in the sink. She "doesnt seem to care" when he told her that she has an odor. That's weird.

    Ice-Pic used to date a girl who is/was a model. She was so hot. I remember they broke up because she was crazy and wouldn't shower for over a month at a time. When he finally forced her to, she was screaming and crying.

    Must be some kind of regressed memory of getting molested or something in the shower.

    Either that, or they're just nasty.
    Regressed memory of dating ice pic that she relived everyday?
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    I seriously think it's the guy making a way bigger deal than it really is.

    FT can you keep us updated?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    I certainly can't fry her, too, hard. I'm guilty of pullin' the ol' wash your balls in the bathroom sink, real quick technique, on occasion.
    You had the courtesy to wash your balls, not sure how bad her pussy smelled though.

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    She didn't want to be the toilet he shits in, so she stopped cleaning the toilet.
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Milkman View Post
    I seriously think it's the guy making a way bigger deal than it really is.

    FT can you keep us updated?
    You may have a point. I mean he did admit to being black, and it's well-known that black guys don't like going down on girls, so obviously he's going to think she has an "odor".

    Plus, black people have to shower and use lotion daily or they're ashy as fuck. White people can go a few days until they start smelling a little ripe.

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    Sam is quite possibly the most racist person I know.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Sam, did your wife's ex eat her puss?

    I've heard the heresy blacks don't eat puss and I figure there are two main reasons. Firstly, the is a portion of society that are apparently to gangster to eat a broad, they are the 'I'm not submitting to a bitch' crowd. Secondly, and more racist. Blacks date a lot of black girls. Even the elusive feminine black girl doesn't illicit thoughts of oral sex. I bet they get on board like your pal when they bed white women of the top of the crops black broads.
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    I always eat a girl out.. and I eat the booty too. Of course I haven't had sex in a year now. I go many months at a time without it, that's why I do everything when given the chance. If I had my own place, I wouldn't have this problem. It's just not possible for me to get laid living in the middle of nowhere with no car or money and not allowed to have girls over either. I know I can pull serious coochie I just can't in my current living situation. But when I get an apartment in the city it will be on and poppin. I'll likely just get a live in girlfriend instead of running the streets, however.

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    I'd eat a lot of ass if dad would let me have a girl in my room without leaving the door open.

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    I don't want any company other than my mom and brother for a while. It's my brothers house, I took some pics, it needs work but i think he picked a great location. He has two or three beautiful apple trees. Will post pics later.


    The construction is pretty minor, about three days hard dedicated labor and 2k would have his house nice.
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    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    I don't want any company other than my mom and brother for a while. It's my brothers house, I took some pics, it needs work but i think he picked a great location. He has two or three beautiful apple trees. Will post pics later.


    The construction is pretty minor, about three days hard dedicated labor and 2k would have his house nice.
    Are you on probation?

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    My kind of bitch don't fix her hair. She don't care about what she wears. 'Cuz she's much too busy, pulling the worms out her butt.
    She ain't bathed in years
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Better than my cell mate ddddreeekos funky arm pits.
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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