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    Old News @ 12:04

    Good morning or evening depending on where you are. This is your news broadcaster bringing you the news because Larry wont do it.

    Odell Released a new turd into the media toilet sometime in somewhere soomething.
    Here's A video for those of you that weren't forced to listen to it, and those of you that unfortunately couldn't reach the dial on the radio because you were in traffic.




    Sorry about that.

    I'd just like to say that shes got a great voice, she probably hums when she pees.

    So I finally met Kasondra, and she's gorgeous in person.
    I could see she was diggin my swag by the size of her erect north nipPOLES, she pulled a bag of shwag grass out of her ass and promised to top it off if I sucked the cheese off her nips. I said "No way, I Get UA'd saturday. Butt may bay?
    Someday, you'd like to split this dick with any FDA approved girl friends/relatives you might have sleeping in the folds of your couch and hit this?" Then I grabbed my butt plunger, and kas dropped to her knees like she seen the almighty himself in my flacid yet reluctantly willing custom PeePee357 (width special leather tassel pearl studded handle grip, equipped with double drum shell catchers) Then I put the scotch silencer to her lips after scoping her mouth and busted off a few dozen rounds into her pounds of mounds. Her ass never made another sound.

    Her relatives, friends and Newffy paid me and I went out to find some more of luffys shorts to smoke.

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    Re: Old News @ 12:04

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Anti - Hat3 Hidden Content
    i don't know, I think I kinda like the hbk bald look for some reason? it's awkard but at the same time it does look better than the last hair cut he had..

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    Re: Old News @ 12:04

    Welcome back. A fargo resident tells a boring story of his life in fargo and the midwest.

    Hello my name is... Is... Your name. I was born with a permenant marker, butt now its busted. So I need a new permanent marker. Butt hopefully this time its not permanent. Who would make a boy with a permanent marker? What an asshole.

    In the music scene is a new sound from the underground.





    That's our show until the asshat himself and all his wealth hires someone else to post.
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    Adele has a great voice be she's no Amy Winehaughh.

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    i don't know, I think I kinda like the hbk bald look for some reason? it's awkard but at the same time it does look better than the last hair cut he had..

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    Re: Old News @ 12:04

    Good morning, This is Bickernick, coppernickel. The real news.
    Traffic in downtown fargo is heavenly congested, stop lights don't work and people wait at street corners during red lights where there is no traffic, authorities are just as boggled as anyone else. According to one fargo resident, that was bob and he's from new york city. Bob declined to be filmed but did supply this statement "i am not from new york city, and i do not buy my salsa from there regardless of what pictonto says and that nigger bitch Bickernick."

    In other news bob has just been placed on the worlds most wanted list replacing former title holder Super Satan as the most dangerous man in existance. Persuit bob with extreme precaution and fire on site.

    Thats Bickernick reporting out.

    Enjoy our our station SMWTF518's movie weekend download because the weakend is every day of the weak when you're weekly child support payments are more than you make in a year.

    NSFW Teens In Thongs
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    Re: Old News @ 12:04

    Good afternoon, it is a lovely day here in metroplis, skies are clear of smoke and full of clouds.
    What is allowed? Payment of me money foo. Anyways, not in the mood to joke around, sports guy is on next, ask him if the vikings won yesterday
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    Re: Old News @ 12:04

    that niggerdick coppernickel cost bob alot of effort, bob stumbled upon a million dollers in his fleeing from mounds of hounds.
    Bobs brother had this to say
    "Hey bob, hows about that ten thousand" to which bob agreed because 10000 is only .01% of bobs total revenue in harvest last winter and bob sent his nephew some legal documents that helps his nephew complete his dreams. I'm bobs nephew. Love you uncle.
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