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    Things that Todd says

    There's this really weird guy who sits near me at work. We're going to call him Todd. He's about 35, and looks like the love child of Daniel Tosh and Crispin Glover (he sounds and acts identical to Crispin too). He's super friendly, but he's definitely not all there or something. Like, he pees in a bathroom stall instead of a urinal. He goes outside on lunch break and sits on a basketball while singing to himself. We both started on the same day last year, and for the first 6 months, he was living in a motel and renting a car. Now he says that he found a 4-bedroom house for $500 a month that he's living in alone with no furniture, and takes an Uber here every morning. He's just...out there. I have a feeling deep down that he might be a serial killer or a child molester.

    Anyway, over the past 2 weeks, I've been writing down all of the odd, confusing, and mind-boggling things that he says and does. I'd like to share them:


    I'm pissing in the urinal.
    He's coming out of the stall.
    A guy in a leather jacket that we both don't know, is washing his hands.
    Todd goes "DO YOU DRIVE MOTORCYCLES??"
    Guy looks at him, confused, and says "I did a couple times before......bye" and leaves


    *talking to himself really quietly*
    "I watched Terminator 2 last night. Umm.....hmm"


    "Umm.. Mac Miller is actually from Pennsylvania.. Pittsburgh I think"
    *still have no clue who he was talking to, as he was staring blankly at nothing*


    *comes in 10 minutes early, instead of his normal 15, sounds out of breath*
    "it was a crazy morning. I lost my watch, so I didn't know what time it was all day"
    *has his headphones plugged into his phone that he uses for music, while also holding his other phone, both of which display the time*


    "Shane, did you know this place used to be a mental hospital? That's why all the rooms are so dark and weird downstairs"
    (the rooms are dark and weird because it's a basement. this building was build in 2002 strictly for offices)


    "So I've been fighting with this girl on Facebook"
    *I look around to figure out who he's directing this random conversation..and guess that he's talking to me, so I ask why*
    "I don't know man...she started talking about her boyfriend. We were really close and then she had to bring that up"
    *I ask him if he was dating or hooking up with her*
    "Oh, god no..I never met her. I just got really upset because things got real personal, I mean, SHE SHARED HER SPOTIFY PLAYLIST WITH ME. I thought it was getting serious. So I've just been posting spiteful things on Facebook. I blocked her, but hopefully she sees it"


    *trying to make small talk, even though it's busy, everyone is at their desk, and doing their work*
    Man, it's such a beautiful day out"
    *third straight day of black skies and pouring rain. Someone reminds him of the weather*
    "..but the breeze is so nice"


    *Leans over to my desk smiling, and whispers something I can't make out at all, so I say "what?"*
    "I'll tell you later actually. It's not really work-appropriate"
    *I remind him that we don't know each other's numbers or hang out*
    *he looks around to make sure nobody is listening...this is gonna be a juicy secret..*
    "This girl outside...she totally just held the door for me. I think she works here"



    If you guys find Todd as entertaining as I do, I'll post more things that he says and does. I'm working today, he's coming in later. Saturdays are completely dead, so I can guarantee there'll be more.
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to FRANTIK again.

    I like this thread.
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    An on-call supervisor for one of our contracted programs calls to say that his cell phone broke, and he needs to contact the director to let her know, but her number was in his broken phone. Detective Todd figured him out though:
    "Sir, I dont' know you, I can't give you that information..what if you're going to kill her?"


    Last week, doing my work, hadn't spoken to him all day. Then I hear him saying my name really quietly, like he has a secret to tell me. I look over. He has a huge grin..
    "Good Charlotte"

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    You need to sneak a picture of this guy. I need to know what I'm reading about here. Like I wasn't ready to grasp how truly weird Kent was until I saw him. I always thought he was a young retard but he turned out to be an old pedo.

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    "This girl outside...she totally just held the door for me. I think she works here" todds awesome

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post


    I'm pissing in the urinal.
    He's coming out of the stall.
    A guy in a leather jacket that we both don't know, is washing his hands.
    Todd goes "DO YOU DRIVE MOTORCYCLES??"


    *talking to himself really quietly*
    "I watched Terminator 2 last night. Umm.....hmm"


    Last week, doing my work, hadn't spoken to him all day. Then I hear him saying my name really quietly, like he has a secret to tell me. I look over. He has a huge grin..
    "Good Charlotte"
    Todd sounds doap.
    And informative.
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    Yeah, I think I like Todd.

    I have the odd moment of social awkwardness when I forget to not talk to people when I have nothing to actual say and have to force conversation.
    Sounds like Todd's entire day is like that. I bet the replays the things he says in his head before and after saying them and still feels weird about it.

    Do you 'drive' motorcycles? To random guy in leather jacket in a bathroom is great on so many levels.
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    I think most jobs have a Todd around. Actually, I worked at a car dealership for 6 years and the Todd we had was also named Todd, although his nickname was J.D. (Joe Dirt) Then I renamed him to K.D. (King Dummy)
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    RIGHT NOW

    "Did you hear Tom Delonge might be coming back to Blink 182?
    *before I can reply, he changes the subject*
    I've been sending this girl some covers I made. I sent her a John Secada cover, and another love song. That's when she told me she has a boyfriend, so that's why we've been fighting."


    Fuck he's interesting / weird

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    Great thread.

    Dude sounds harmless but is clearly on the spectrum.
    I mean for all they know she could have already been in the trunk when I bought the car.

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    I wanna hear Todd's covers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    I wanna hear Todd's covers.
    Enjoy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    RIGHT NOW


    I've been sending this girl some covers I made. I sent her a John Secada cover, and another love song."


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    SAM NEEDS TO GIVE DUDE THE IDEA TO DO A SONG OVER THE BEAT FOR "ANOTHER LOVE SONG".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    I wanna hear Todd's covers.
    I immediately asked him if he has them online, and he said

    "the only one I ever put online was my Flo Rida cover but I deleted it"

    Last edited by FRANTIK; 3 Weeks Ago at 01:02 AM.

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    the boots with the furrrrrrrr
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    I can't lie, my opinion of Todd have lessened since finding out he is a Blink 182 fan.

    He needs to out Todd himself for redemption.
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    We do need a pic of todd tho, we need to be able to put a face with his wackiness
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    Just be nice and let him live.

    Unless he gets dangerous weird.

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    Talking to leather clad men in the bathroom is dangerous weird.
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    "it was a crazy morning. I lost my watch, so I didn't know what time it was all day"

    Kek. That's kinda innocent
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    He reminds me of Kenny Bania from Seinfeld. Gold, Jerry, gold!

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    Got that Ted Bundy stare and forced smile.
    I promote Sutter Kain music - I fuck up. I play video games - I fuck up. I try to love someone more than my whole life - I fuck up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Kue- View Post
    Got that Ted Bundy stare and forced smile.
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    i don't know, I think I kinda like the hbk bald look for some reason? it's awkard but at the same time it does look better than the last hair cut he had..

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    He is evidently a psychopath or a real good dude that partied too much back in the day and fried his brain.
    I promote Sutter Kain music - I fuck up. I play video games - I fuck up. I try to love someone more than my whole life - I fuck up.

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    good thread, Todd's that ho
    he sounds like he somewhat is on some Hu$tla type of shit, he should post here

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Kue- View Post
    He is evidently a psychopath or a real good dude that partied too much back in the day and fried his brain.
    I'm thinking the latter. He's super nice. This thread isn't so much to pick on him like "haha you idiot", he's just so weird that I needed you all to know.

    But...I do feel deep down, if there were ever a mass shooting at my work, it would be him. And it would be over something silly, like, they rearranged the break room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla View Post
    good thread, Todd's that ho
    he sounds like he somewhat is on some Hu$tla type of shit, he should post here
    He kind of reminds me of Butters from South Park. I bet he pees with his pants to his ankles.

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    My son was doing that up until recently.

    Directly after correcting him at a restroom he very loudly and proudly publicly recounted to his mother the instructions I gave him and the reasoning for not letting your pant and underpants touch the floor at a urinal.

    Also told him that his piece and his piss will sometimes be cleaner than bathroom, in which case don't wash your hands. Blew his little mind, walked our without washing his hands deep in contemplation.

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    5 minutes ago

    todd: "the heat is cranking today"
    me: "I'm going to have to get a mini-fan for my desk, I don't like too much heat"
    todd: "I wouldn't mind a hurricane right now. Some trees flying around..."


    right now

    supervisor, eating a candy bar: "I can't believe I still have some of this candy bar left that I had last month"
    todd: "I didn't eat all my chicken last night, so I still have some for when I get home"


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    Todd: EVERYONE GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND. EXCEPT SHANE...OR SHOULD I SAY SAM?! -holds up print out of SM posts as he unloads a sub machine gun into Frannies fannie-

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    5 minutes ago

    todd: "the heat is cranking today"
    me: "I'm going to have to get a mini-fan for my desk, I don't like too much heat"
    todd: "I wouldn't mind a hurricane right now. Some trees flying around..."


    right now

    supervisor, eating a candy bar: "I can't believe I still have some of this candy bar left that I had last month"
    todd: "I didn't eat all my chicken last night, so I still have some for when I get home"

    Spread the rep around, fellers.
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    Looking at someone's computer screen

    TODD: "whoaaa is that the Eiffel Tower on your background!?"
    someone: "no..i think it's a space needle. It was my stock background"
    TODD: "looks totally spaceyyyy, right on"

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    It's funny that he calls it spacey 'cuz I think he himself is pretty far out.
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    If hookers start winding up dead in your city, your first suspect should be todd....that fucking rascal todd....
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    Does this look like someone who would kill a hooker after having a bad day at work?


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    no, and he doesn't look like someone who's familiar with Three 6 Mafia either but he looks like someone i'd throw paper balls at

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    I also would like to know Todds thoughts on 3-6 mafia
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    I will ask him when he comes in. I leave at 5, he comes in at like 3. Maybe I'll even mention Esham, but knowing him, he'll probably be like "You mean Esham the Boogieman? What ever happened to him? He only made one album and disappeared"

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    First thing he does when he comes in: goes over to our Muslim Middle Eastern co-worker:

    TODD: "hey Muhammad, I had to change my computer password yesterday and thought of you. It's now Allah2018 haha"

    5 minutes later, looks at me: "I probably shouldn't have given him my password"

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    My Uber driver was telling me Good Charlotte played at the Palladium recently. She said they didn't even have any billboards or anything to promote their show. If they had a sign over by Walmart, they would've gotten thousands to show up. They're such a good band, man. I wish more people knew about them...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    First thing he does when he comes in: goes over to our Muslim Middle Eastern co-worker:

    TODD: "hey Muhammad, I had to change my computer password yesterday and thought of you. It's now Allah2018 haha"

    5 minutes later, looks at me: "I probably shouldn't have given him my password"
    I lol'd IRL, at this one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    My Uber driver was telling me Good Charlotte played at the Palladium recently. She said they didn't even have any billboards or anything to promote their show. If they had a sign over by Walmart, they would've gotten thousands to show up. They're such a good band, man. I wish more people knew about them...

    well he's not wrong. walmart people love good charlotte
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    well he's not wrong. walmart people love good charlotte
    Because good charlettes tales are just as big as their dicks are and their tonsils are shaped like a scrotum with a full aet of testicals with the kung fu funk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    Because good charlettes tales are just as big as their dicks are and their tonsils are shaped like a scrotum with a full aet of testicals with the kung fu funk.
    stop trying to steal todds thunder with your gibberish
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    stop trying to steal todds thunder with your gibberish
    Excuse me. Blessed be thy todd and may his vengence strike down on any heathhen that attempt to take glory from thy todd. May todd be with you brother speedy hernandez and ill ask todd to watch over your harvest this coming season. Ill see you at the potluck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    First thing he does when he comes in: goes over to our Muslim Middle Eastern co-worker:

    TODD: "hey Muhammad, I had to change my computer password yesterday and thought of you. It's now Allah2018 haha"

    5 minutes later, looks at me: "I probably shouldn't have given him my password"
    Spit my drink.

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    Does this look like someone who would kill a hooker after having a bad day at work?

    Looks like somebody who knows he is getting his photo taken unwillingly.
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    I wonder what he's listening to.
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    A horrorcore mix tape from jordans coffin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    I wonder what he's listening to.
    the smart money is on good charlotte
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    Or Rick Springfield.
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    Some kind of self help tape maybe, or Alex Jones.

    FRANTIK, find out.
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    Anything to dull the voices in his head probably works.
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    Humpback wales with constipation.
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    HE'S LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS ABOUT SERIAL KILLERS.
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    Hes listening to deepest bluest
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    HE'S CLEARLY A LUNATIC CLICC FAN, HIS PLAYLIST PROLLY EVEN INCLUDES SOME OF WICKED DUB'S SOLOS AN MAYBE EVEN A PHANTAZM ALBUM.
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    Can we get a poll going?

    FRANTIK, next time he has the headphones in ask him what he is listening to.

    I think the poll need to include Savage Gardens, R.E.M and of course Hewey Lewis And The News.
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    Youre all gonna feel like fools when frantik poasts the cd cover and a miserable wale is there.
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    Miserable whale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    I wonder what he's listening to.
    At the time this picture was taken, he was talking to me about the Goo Goo Dolls, and how this one album of theirs is "pure punk" and reminds him of Social Distortion.

    I like me some Goo Goo Dolls here and there, but maybe I don't know enough about them to know if they were ever punk.
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    I'd say I was kinda close.
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    I demand a recount. This time mailman cant call his cousins from russia to count the ballets and i dont know why trump was involved, he doesnt even like the goo goo dolls.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    First thing he does when he comes in: goes over to our Muslim Middle Eastern co-worker:

    TODD: "hey Muhammad, I had to change my computer password yesterday and thought of you. It's now Allah2018 haha"

    5 minutes later, looks at me: "I probably shouldn't have given him my password"
    that's funny as hell, and a good password too, it's great you have him with you
    you're gonna call him Todd soon enough

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    Todd:SHANE, you want some FOOD? Want some FOOD?

    I look over, he's holding a jar of Planters peanuts about 6 inches from my face

    Me: No thanks

    Todd: I was gonna wear that shirt today, but I knew you were gonna wear it

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    Wait isnt this todd shit from reddit? R u that boring franny?
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    Wtf are you talking about now? Christ..

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    Wtf are you talking about now? Christ..
    HE THINKS THAT PERHAPS YOU ARE TAKING A PAGE OUTTA MAKS OR XADEM'S BOOK AND JUST POSTING RANDOM SHIT FROM REDDIT OR SOMEWHERE SIMILAR.
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    Pretty sure thank todd started on reddit.
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    TODD MAY HAVE HAD OTHER JOBS.......
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