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    I don't think he'd know how to react to confrontation. Probably pull his gun out and start unloading.

    He also showed me his acoustic cover to "Whisper" by Flo Rida. It was exactly what I expected.

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    He also showed me his acoustic cover to "Whisper" by Flo Rida. It was exactly what I expected.
    You must find a way to poast it up. This is also a thread of the year candidate.
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    Whistle ?
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    Whistle ?
    Shit, yeah, that's what I meant.

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    You must find a way to poast it up. This is also a thread of the year candidate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    This is also a thread of the year candidate.
    This is my favorite thread here currently
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    TODD: Shane, check this out..
    *holding a full glass of water*

    Me: what am I looking at?

    TODD: it says Cancun, Mexico on it. So awesome

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    Todd es la luz de mi vida!
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    You and Todd should form a band.

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    Did Todd get fired or something??
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    I haven't been in the office for like 5 days. Last Wednesday, he was going on about conspiracy theories, but I can't remember what they were about. He told me he watched Armageddon twice in a row the night before and it got him thinking.

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    He’s def on something because it is impossible to watch something like that twice in a row if you’re not on some shit.
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    I Couldn't even listen to that dope Aerosmith song two times in a row.
    I promote Sutter Kain music - I fuck up. I play video games - I fuck up. I try to love someone more than my whole life - I fuck up.

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    after the belly button animal cracker scene i busted a nut and assumed that was the movie and went back to killing cats in my backyard with fire crackers and rocks.
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    Todd just stopped me in the hall as I was walking to the bathroom. He has his headphones on:

    Shaaaaane, you know that song from the 50's called "Lollipop"? And you know "Whistle" from Flo Rida? SAME EXACT CONCEPT. Crazy, man

    1. Not the same concept at all
    2. How is he still obsessed with this fucking Flo Rida song??

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    Do you use Venmo?
    Yeah
    Do you think you could send money to yourself?
    Why would you?
    Because it would be funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Do you use Venmo?
    Yeah
    Do you think you could send money to yourself?
    Why would you?
    Because it would be funny
    Spectacular.
    Everybody deserves a Todd, at the workplace, dammit.
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    will u find out if todd likes banana pudding?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    Everybody deserves a Todd, at the workplace, dammit.
    Every job I've ever had has had one, excluding my new job. I thought all jobs have a Todd.

    EDIT - now that I think about it, my new job did have one but I didn't get to know him. They fired him two weeks ago.
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    i don't know, I think I kinda like the hbk bald look for some reason? it's awkard but at the same time it does look better than the last hair cut he had..

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    That boy ain't right.
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    DEVIN IS THE TODD WHERE HE WORKS
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    I could be wrong, but I think he's also fucking his cousin or sister. For the past few weeks, he's been telling me about this girl who has been coming down from out of state for the past few weekends. At one point he said "she's a family memb...a family friend", and said that she has to hide her car in his backyard, because he thinks his dad keeps driving by to see if there are any visitors. So I think his family is trying to stop the incest from happening.

    And yesterday, he was saying how she wants to come down again this weekend, but he just needs a break from her. He was saying "would I be wrong to tell her to skip a weekend?" I told him "if she's been coming down every weekend for the past few weeks, and you're already sick of her and need a break, she's probably not the one and you should cut it off, instead of wasting both of your time further". And he was like "but if we stop hooking up, it might be awkward on the holidays when we're all together"....

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    Weirdo your accusations panned out pretty well but thanks to some mangy mut and a group of dirty hippy kids i have a bullet proof alliby. I dont have a job. The only real mystery here is why do they take orders from some fag in a scarf.
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    Please stop ruining threads with complete nonsense that only WEEDO seems to understand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Please stop ruining threads with complete nonsense that only WEEDO seems to understand.
    I'm not praising your gay Tod friend.
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    I LIKE TO BELIEVE THAT TODD IS FUCKING HIS STEPMOM OR ONE OF HIS FAMILY MEMBERS SPOUSE.

    HELL, MY COUSIN'S HUSBAND IS SLEEPING WITH HER STEPMOM AND ACTING AS A FATHER TO HIS 14 YEAR OLD BROTHER IN LAW.
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    He doesn't come in today til 3 but I'm looking over at his desk now...look at the shit he has:

    A plastic spatula
    An empty gallon of water
    A framed picture of Hollywood
    His Cancun glass that I posted about
    Old dishes underneath
    "California Republic" postcard
    Random plastic forks
    Yellow toy
    I novelty license plate with his name on it


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    This is great.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    He doesn't come in today til 3 but I'm looking over at his desk now...look at the shit he has:

    A plastic spatula
    An empty gallon of water
    A framed picture of Hollywood
    His Cancun glass that I posted about
    Old dishes underneath
    "California Republic" postcard
    Random plastic forks
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    I novelty license plate with his name on it


    everybody at my job has stuff all over their desks. mine is bare because if i ever get fired i dont want to have to have that awkward cleaning off your desk moment
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    Same here. Some people have like 30 books, a draw full of food, dozens of pictures, etc. I have my phone charger and a coffee cup.

    Todd showed up at 2:55 and was holding about 8 Popsicle sticks and a bag of potato chips. He just left ten minutes ago, saying he was feeling sick. But we all know it's because his cousin is probably on her way down for the weekend, and he wants to get a little family fuckie suckie.

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    Tawd the gawd cums from a long line of incest.

    Next time go through his drawers (no homo) like a boss.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Todd showed up at 2:55 and was holding about 8 Popsicle sticks and a bag of potato chips.
    Fuck. I wish he was my brother.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Same here. Some people have like 30 books, a draw full of food, dozens of pictures, etc. I have my phone charger and a coffee cup.

    Todd showed up at 2:55 and was holding about 8 Popsicle sticks and a bag of potato chips. He just left ten minutes ago, saying he was feeling sick. But we all know it's because his cousin is probably on her way down for the weekend, and he wants to get a little family fuckie suckie.
    DRAWER, LEARN THE WORD, YOU'LL NEED IT FOR THE NOTE TO TELL THE COPS WHERE TODD HID YOUR REMAINS.
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    DRAWER, LEARN THE WORD, YOU'LL NEED IT FOR THE NOTE TO TELL THE COPS WHERE TODD HID YOUR REMAINS.
    Fucking guy doesn't realize a spoon isn't a spatula either.

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    THE TODD IS CONTAGIOUS
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    We are we Todd did.
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    SOFA KING
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    Annnd he's back.

    Our work just passed out Christmas gifts for all of us (12,000 mAh power banks). Todd just came in, and saw the box on his desk. He has three phones, so I said "you're going to love what's inside"

    Todd: I'm going to wait until after work to open it, for the suspense

    Me: everybody got the same thing, so you're going to end up seeing or hearing someone talking about it

    Todd: Haha, yeah. I almost lost my Orlando Magic hat last night, and I was very distraught. Time for some caramel coffee.



    It's conversations like this with him, that get me so frustrated, but then when I read it back, it's hilarious...but still frustrating.
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    YOU ARE CLEARLY HAVING TWO DIFFERENT CONVERSATIONS.

    TRY TO SAY SHIT TO TRIP HIM UP.

    THATS HOW I TALK WITH MY BROTHER SOMETIMES, CUZ ALL HE TALKS ABOUT IS SPORTS.
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