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    Jordan Saratonin

    ROCK FLAG AND EAGLE

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    Re: Saratonin

    I'm so mad that I gave that a view.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Re: Saratonin

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    I'm so mad that I gave that a view.
    plus it's not 3 minute long, so it's not a song

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    Re: Saratonin

    Trying to steal NoShame's gimmick?!

    Fucking macho ma'am tranny savage.

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    Re: Saratonin

    Quote Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla View Post
    plus it's not 3 minute long, so it's not a song
    HAVE YOU TOLD ESHAM THIS YET?
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    Re: Saratonin

    He sounds like she could fit in perfect with Uncle Howie
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Re: Saratonin

    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    HAVE YOU TOLD ESHAM THIS YET?
    just wanted to fuck with Frantik, i've never thought a song had to be 3 minute long to be considered a song

    how do you like this one, Frantik :

    ?

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    Re: Saratonin

    You're always fucking with me or don't seem to like my posts. I'm starting to get the hint that you don't like me, which sucks, because you're so interesting. I love reading posts about your village, and translating job and stuff. I'm pretty sure you just see me as the stereotypical stupid American though...which is basically what I am, but still..

    Love me, ESG
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Re: Saratonin

    I THINK MOST OF US LIKE YOU SAM, WE JUST LIKE FUCKING WITH YOU TOO.
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    Re: Saratonin

    How much money would I have to pay Franny to come to the gathering? You think he'd come for a stack?

    - - - Updated - - -

    What if I asked him to perform a 12 minute acoustic set each night at the AirBnB?
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Re: Saratonin

    I'd feel so wrong to have you pay me to go. Although I have been looking in the thread and thinking about killing my girlfriend and kid, just for the weekend.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Re: Saratonin

    Quote Originally Posted by EvaK View Post
    Trying to steal NoShame's gimmick?!

    Fucking macho ma'am tranny savage.
    Rep'd

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Re: Saratonin

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    I'd feel so wrong to have you pay me to go. Although I have been looking in the thread and thinking about killing my girlfriend and kid, just for the weekend.
    JUST FAKE YOUR DEATH
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    Re: Saratonin

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    You're always fucking with me or don't seem to like my posts. I'm starting to get the hint that you don't like me, which sucks, because you're so interesting. I love reading posts about your village, and translating job and stuff. I'm pretty sure you just see me as the stereotypical stupid American though...which is basically what I am, but still..

    Love me, ESG
    tbh im hard pressed to think of a regular poster ESG genuinely didnt like enough to fuck with them throughout history so i doubt ESG feels that way lol.
    ₆⁶₆

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    Re: Saratonin

    Nope. Pretty sure he just doesn't like'eem.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Re: Saratonin

    ESG looks like a Mexican guy I briefly worked with, at a factory that makes WD 40. He also lived across the street from me at the time. He always looked like a crazy pedophile, but once I started working with him, I realized he was a very friendly pedophile.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Re: Saratonin

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    You're always fucking with me or don't seem to like my posts. I'm starting to get the hint that you don't like me, which sucks, because you're so interesting. I love reading posts about your village, and translating job and stuff. I'm pretty sure you just see me as the stereotypical stupid American though...which is basically what I am, but still..

    Love me, ESG
    look Frantik, i'ma be honest with you here, i love you
    you might be unfairly judgemental sometimes imo but it's not worse than being french, right ?
    and i don't see you as the strereotypical stupid american only (that's Antonio, but he likes to make himself look that way), you also have a great sense of humor and you seem to be someone i'd rely on, and you have poasts
    and you don't have to smoke to be cool, because even smoking doesn't make you cool
    just like WEEDO said :
    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    I THINK MOST OF US LIKE YOU SAM, WE JUST LIKE FUCKING WITH YOU TOO.
    i used to not like WEEDO back in the hc.com days though, i thought he was being a dick to everyone for no reason and always posted like his shit didn't stink, and couldn't express himself without gif's, maybe he was really like that or maybe i was just wrong, but something changed and i love WEEDO too now

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    ESG looks like a Mexican guy I briefly worked with, at a factory that makes WD 40. He also lived across the street from me at the time. He always looked like a crazy pedophile, but once I started working with him, I realized he was a very friendly pedophile.
    i still have the picture of that mexican guy somewhere, he did look like me but with a more arabic twist
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    Re: Saratonin

    Your poast made me blush and giggle <3

    I used to not like Gonzo, but then he got cool, and then he banished into pinions.

    Also, back in 2012 when I was talking on the phone with Er1ka and Skyping every day, she told me that someone from here was telling her to watch out for me, that I'm dirty, and that I just planned on using her. I can't remember who it was, but I think it was HCBurnout, which would explain why he is always such a dick to me.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Re: Saratonin

    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
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    Not gonna lie, I thought the video was No Shame at first.

    Saratonin vs NoShame. Let's make it happen!

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    Re: Saratonin

    I still don’t like any of you.

    No cap.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    I still don’t like any of you.

    No cap.
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    Re: Saratonin

    Frantik, put in work and get the weekend off, you know you have to.

    Back on topic, them mixed crotch bad boys can fuck the fuck off. Hahaha uncle howie
    I mean for all they know she could have already been in the trunk when I bought the car.

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