Borderlands 3 confirmed

[username:]

Yes! Also BL1 Remastered April 3rd!

[Dr.Gonzo]

This made me super happy.

Then Epic happened. Now I am super sad.

[Urethra Franklin]

hey gonzos back, put up a new sexy gif avi gonzo

[Dr.Gonzo]

I will see if I can get around to it.

[Urethra Franklin]

sounds good, dont work too hard or you might turn white

[username:]

damn, the legend is back.

[Dr.Gonzo]

Have you tried the new BL2 dlc?

The rainbow guns are doap.

[username:]

I have. I haven't gotten around to finishing it yet though.

[Dr.Gonzo]

The raid boss can be a fuck hole, but some of the guns are just awesome.

I couldn't solo him with Axton, Guage or Krieg but that is normal.

Maya and Sal can reck hos stupid dick body though.

[Dr.Gonzo]

Holy fuck. This game is amazing. I wish i could call in to work to play it more.

I requested it off but someone already had requested it off cause some shitty family reason.


Life is cruel.

[username:]

What a selfish cunt.

[username:]

How are you liking it Gonzo. So far so good for me.

[Dr.Gonzo]

Fucking love it. My dick's been hard since Thursday night.


Moze if fucking awesome.

[username:]

I'm the beast master. I love mister chew.

[username:]

I'm still loving this 70 something hours in.

[Dr.Gonzo]

The first patch nerfed the pipe bomb, which was a shame. It made it possible to farm the Destoryer in three nades.

Kinda makes me sad.

[nastyvanda1]

Troy Calypso can suck my dick from the back.

[Dr.Gonzo]

He is a dickhole. And a pain in the ass to farm in mayhem 3

[Dr.Gonzo]

Truant is a fuckhole too. I keep farming him hoping for a Hellwalker (The Doom shotgun) But his stingy ass ain't droppin it.

[nastyvanda1]

Well, based on the odds you only need to do it like 3000 times or so...

[Dr.Gonzo]

Boom got it today.

It dropped of some random bad ass.

Got it with FL4K and dropped it to Amara and now I'm PwNing when I'm not dying because Amara is weak.

[Dr.Gonzo]

I got another one off an Annointed in the slaughter shaft.

[nastyvanda1]

goddamn son

[Dr.Gonzo]

If you can get a flakker just load up mayhem 3, go to the slaughter shaft and rolllllll in legendaries.


There is supposedly a special thing going on this weak, rare spawns are increased along with their rarest drops.


We're continuing to celebrate Borderlands' 10-year anniversary with another week of in-game bonuses for Borderlands 3! This week is the Rare Spawn Hunt.

If you've explored the untamed wilds and urban hideouts of Borderlands 3, you've likely found (and killed) a Rare Spawn. These named enemies are lurking around the many corners of the galaxy, and will sometimes show up on bounty boards wanted dead or… actually, just dead. But for the second week of our month-long Borderlands Anniversary Celebration, those Rare Spawns are about to be a lot less rare.

Starting tomorrow, October 8 at 9:00 AM PDT, the Rare Spawn Hunt will begin courtesy of a quick micropatch. To ensure that the micropatch is successfully applied, verify that you're online then hang around the main menu for about a little bit. During the Rare Spawn Hunt, some Rare Spawns are guaranteed to show up in their designated locations and have an increased chance to drop unique Legendary loot. It's your chance to seek and destroy enemies you might've never known existed, or snag the unique Legendary weapons and gear you've been chasing after. Here's a list of all the Rare Spawns that are part of this week's event, along with their drops:

Rakkman – Night Flyer, Legendary Pistol

El Dragon Jr – Unleash the Dragon, Legendary Artifact

Road Dog – Redline, Legendary Shotgun

IndoTyrant – Random Customization

Force Troopers – Random Legendary class mods

Demoskaggon – Random Legendary Shield

The Unstoppable – Band of Sytorak, Legendary Shield

Thunk & Sloth – It's Piss, Legendary Grenade Mod

Maxitrillion – The Horizon, Legendary Shotgun

Borman Nates – Psycho Stabber, Legendary Pistol

Princess Tarantella II – Hive, Legendary Rocket Launcher

Mother of Dragons – Random Legendary Artifacts

Red Jabber – Random Legendary Grenade Mod

Urist McEnforcer – Masterwork Crossbow, Legendary Sniper Rifle

Some of them are world spawns, others like Princess Tarantella is a Sanctuary mission. The mission needs to be active, then you go to her, then you murder her face. After it is turned in just exit to main menu, go back and she has a high chance of spawning.

She drops the hive.

The hive is supposedly GOAT with Moze.

But it would also be great to have for any other VH. The hive is a rocket launcher that shoots out an corrosive sprinkler that melts armor.

[Urethra Franklin]

This an example of what happens when you don't get laid enough.