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    Hows yall toilet paper situation?

    I was down to 2 rolls and its harder to find than bigfoot here, so I was starting to worry a bit. Luckily I was at the store this morning and walked by them as they were bringing out a pallet. So I was able to snag some so we're good. The most unreal shit was watching everyone turn around and start walking very very briskly to it like some zombies n shit. The workers didnt even bother to put it on the shelf, they just had cut open the boxes and bounced.
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    I use wet wipes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    I use wet wipes.
    you cant flush them tho right?
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    If you flush wet wipes it can clog the plumbing and turn into a $500 repair. I bought a 15 pack before all this started and still have 11.5 left.

    I think I'm going to buy a bidet, even if it's just one that goes on the toilet.

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    you cant flush them tho right?
    Yes.

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    Plenty of TP here.
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    Me and my roommate bought a six pack like three weeks to a month.
    Still have four rolls left.

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    Re: Hows yall toilet paper situation?

    i'm good and we still have some rolls at the restaurant but i have a friend in town who hasn't had any for two days and will try to find some again today

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla View Post
    i'm good and we still have some rolls at the restaurant but i have a friend in town who hasn't had any for two days and will try to find some again today
    how about you give him some of yours?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    how about you give him some of yours?
    i would but he lives in town and we can't drive around like that
    i went to the restaurant this morning tho and got both Nick Legrek and Biboo a bag of shit - veggies, cake, soup, applesauce, eggs and white wine

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    I ALWAYS BUY THE BIG PACKS, SO WE WERE GOOD BEFORE THE MAYHEM. THERE LIKE 25 ROLLS OF THE FLUFFY STUFF AND ABOUT A DOZEN SINGLE PLY. A DOZEN PACKS OF BABY WIPES ALSO ON HAND IF NEEDED. THE ONLY THING I DIDNT GET WAS MASKS, CUZ EVEN IN JANUARY THEY WERE GETTING HARD TO FIND.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla View Post
    i would but he lives in town and we can't drive around like that
    i went to the restaurant this morning tho and got both Nick Legrek and Biboo a bag of shit - veggies, cake, soup, applesauce, eggs and white wine
    applesauce? are they babies?

    and what kind of cake?
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    I think were good. I'm trying to be conscious of what I use bc I'm always blowing my nose with it. Damn allergies
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    applesauce? are they babies?

    and what kind of cake?
    we also eat dick like grown and open-minded adults but we still like applesauce like a faggot
    my grandma made basic pound cake with some chocolate in there

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    applesauce is dope. dummy.
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    I make my own set wipes,. The. Plumbing gets clogged anyway.
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    Devin hasn't used toilet paper in years.
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    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    I haven't pooped in years.
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    ^ that's fucked up, you're gonna end up shitting for a couple of weeks at least

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Devin hasn't used toilet paper in years.

    I'm surprised he uses a toilet

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    I can hold out for a bit longer than I initially calculated. Helps that the wife is out of the country and I told the kids to conserve a bit. Which is good because I still haven't been able to get my hands on any.

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    I'm thinking about going bidet attachment...
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    ^ i thought anything bidet would be too much of a french thing for you, it's nice to see your homo finally kicking in

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    aint nothing french about being clean
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    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla View Post
    ^ i thought anything bidet would be too much of a french thing for you, it's nice to see your homo finally kicking in
    So, what happens after you clean your asshole off with the bidet water? Do you just sit there till your ass is dry?

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    YOU USE THE BLOW DRYER
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    aint nothing french about being clean
    Antonio you fuckin bastard, that was a good one, plus it's true
    i'll stay being on the look out till your homo finally kicks in

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    So, what happens after you clean your asshole off with the bidet water? Do you just sit there till your ass is dry?
    your ass is clean now so you can use your sleeve or whatever no problem

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    Using a sleeve? Fuck man, that's something arabs without running water do. Guess I'll stick with toilet paper.

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    At least we now know the secret spices used at ES's restaurant
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    Down to 5 1\2 rolls. Got a serious case of the bubble guts going.

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    aint nothing french about being clean
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    remember to wipe your ass at least once a week lads

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    Hi, checking, I'm Devin I'm alive I'm not dead, I got to go.


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