Thread: What's on your mind?

  1. #21801
    nosferatu Subzi's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    addict island
    Posts
    13,132
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    1209
    Hometeam
    LLB
    9%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    i imagine you on the crapper alot
    I only eat once a day so Larry shits enough for the both of us.
    ₆⁶₆

  2. #21802
    nosferatu Subzi's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    addict island
    Posts
    13,132
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    1209
    Hometeam
    LLB
    9%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    WE ARE ALL ONE CANADIAN POASTING FROM A CORNFIELD.
    Devin created Ress in a lab with 2 bags of bbq potato chips and rabbit shit to take us off his trail.
    ₆⁶₆

  3. #21803
    aka Krapulax Eastside Gorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Lepuix-G 90666
    Posts
    28,880
    vCash
    300
    Poasts
    3315
    Hometeam
    HLB
    11%

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    now we're in a box

  4. #21804
    No2Joe REPtile's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    315
    Posts
    4,514
    vCash
    220
    Poasts
    1082
    Hometeam
    HLB
    24%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Dick in a box

  5. #21805
    aka Krapulax Eastside Gorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Lepuix-G 90666
    Posts
    28,880
    vCash
    300
    Poasts
    3315
    Hometeam
    HLB
    11%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    dog in the wax !

  6. #21806
    ㅁㄴ놰ㅣㄷ EvaK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    In the Asian kitchen
    Posts
    5,438
    vCash
    310
    Poasts
    1569
    Hometeam
    HLB
    29%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla View Post
    dog in the wax !
    My dog ate some of my wax once.

    Not the best night, but he lived.

  7. #21807
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    My asshole has been hurting pretty bad for like a month now. I assumed it was an internal hemorrhoid or something, but it hasn't gone away. It hurts if I sit down, or if I sit up from laying down, and sometimes it even hurts if I cough too hard. It doesn't really hurt if I touch it though. There's been a few times where there was blood on the toilet paper, but not a lot.

    I went to the doctor last week for something else and I brought it up. She didn't seem concerned, and even said "well I'll check it out for to give you some peace of mind". Then we finished the appointment, and she never ended up looking at it.

    I'm wondering if it's just a bad hemorrhoid, a fissure, or if I'm dying of rectal cancer.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  8. #21808
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    FRANNY, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE LUBE.

    AND EVAK, NO PERSON OR ANIMAL HAS EVER DIED FROM TOO MUCH WEED.
    THE LD50 IS SO HIGH IT'S ASTOUNDINGLY HIGH.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  9. #21809
    nosferatu Subzi's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    addict island
    Posts
    13,132
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    1209
    Hometeam
    LLB
    9%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    frantik finally got that creampie he wanted, boys.
    ₆⁶₆

  10. #21810
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    FRANNY, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE LUBE.
    I used Preparation H yesterday and it came with a tiny thing that you fill the gel inside and then shove it up your butt. I didn't like it at all.

    My story isn't as entertaining as Nimmy "digging out" his shit from his ass.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  11. #21811
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    So, I woke up this morning, feeling like I sharted, but when I checked, it was all blood. I waited it out for most of the day, but it started bleeding again at 2, to the point that it was literally dripping down my leg as if I was having a miscarriage out of my ass. I went to the ER around 3 and have been here since.

    The doctor put her finger in my ass, and was like "well that's definitely a lot of blood". She didn't feel or see any hemorrhoids, so she ordered a CT scan, which I finally took an hour ago. Before that, the doctor threw around possibilities of Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, and colon cancer. So right now, waiting for the results, I'm really nervous. I just keep thinking about my daughter. I'm definitely not ready to die, especially of cancer.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  12. #21812
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    If it makes you feel any better, I've been shitting blood for a decade and I'm still alive and kickin'!
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  13. #21813
    WOOP WOOP MCL Antonio's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    13,625
    vCash
    507
    Poasts
    1482
    Hometeam
    HLB
    11%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    So, I woke up this morning, feeling like I sharted, but when I checked, it was all blood. I waited it out for most of the day, but it started bleeding again at 2, to the point that it was literally dripping down my leg as if I was having a miscarriage out of my ass. I went to the ER around 3 and have been here since.

    The doctor put her finger in my ass, and was like "well that's definitely a lot of blood". She didn't feel or see any hemorrhoids, so she ordered a CT scan, which I finally took an hour ago. Before that, the doctor threw around possibilities of Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, and colon cancer. So right now, waiting for the results, I'm really nervous. I just keep thinking about my daughter. I'm definitely not ready to die, especially of cancer.
    Don't let the pretty face fool you. I roll like a BOSS!

  14. #21814
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    So, I woke up this morning, feeling like I sharted, but when I checked, it was all blood. I waited it out for most of the day, but it started bleeding again at 2, to the point that it was literally dripping down my leg as if I was having a miscarriage out of my ass. I went to the ER around 3 and have been here since.

    The doctor put her finger in my ass, and was like "well that's definitely a lot of blood". She didn't feel or see any hemorrhoids, so she ordered a CT scan, which I finally took an hour ago. Before that, the doctor threw around possibilities of Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, and colon cancer. So right now, waiting for the results, I'm really nervous. I just keep thinking about my daughter. I'm definitely not ready to die, especially of cancer.
    MOST CANCERS CAN BE CURED, SOME PEOPLE DONT EVEN NEED A COLOSTOMY BAG.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  15. #21815
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Before she fingered my butt, the doc asked "have you put anything in your bum for pleasure recently?" and I thought of you, WEEDO, I don't know why.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  16. #21816
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Fran wants WEEDS in his butt-butt lol
    Did you arch your back and bite your lip, some?
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  17. #21817
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    No, but I fully intended on going "mmmmmm" when she stuck it in, for laughs..but as soon as it went in, all that came out was "ughh"
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  18. #21818
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Woulda been funny if it was a Master P 'uggghh'
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  19. #21819
    nosferatu Subzi's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    addict island
    Posts
    13,132
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    1209
    Hometeam
    LLB
    9%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    My story isn't as entertaining as Nimmy "digging out" his shit from his ass.
    Nimmy: when he aint stalling out on hills - hes digging shit out of his ass.
    ₆⁶₆

  20. #21820
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  21. #21821
    Solo so Godlike hobo Nite Urethra Franklin's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    MINNESOTA
    Posts
    29,887
    vCash
    90
    Poasts
    2384
    Hometeam
    LLB
    8%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    its valentines day and i didn't get any money from larry
    Mensa is as mensa does.

  22. #21822
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    So the butthole diagnosis was "lower gastrointestinal hemorrhage", basically meaning "you're asshole is bleeding. Tests concluded that it's likely not cancer, but we don't know what it is, so go home, keep bleeding, and get a colonoscopy when you get the chance". I'm just glad it's not cancer. The doctor said every test result came back perfect and that I'm "the definition of healthy", despite being fat and out of shape.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  23. #21823
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  24. #21824
    Solo so Godlike hobo Nite Urethra Franklin's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    MINNESOTA
    Posts
    29,887
    vCash
    90
    Poasts
    2384
    Hometeam
    LLB
    8%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    wheres my valentine.
    also where was my parade?
    Mensa is as mensa does.

  25. #21825
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    That's what I was thinking too, but fuck it, I'll take it.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  26. #21826
    Lumbersexual Jolly Rodger's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    9,822
    vCash
    3166
    Poasts
    1317
    Hometeam
    HLB
    13%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Before she fingered my butt, the doc asked "have you put anything in your bum for pleasure recently?" and I thought of you, WEEDO, I don't know why.
    That was something gonzo started

  27. #21827
    No 2 Larry's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Larryland
    Posts
    22,860
    vCash
    250
    Poasts
    4007
    Hometeam
    HLB
    18%

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Over the weekend I talked to Devin and I was loaded as usual. I stupidly told him I'd send him money again and I really don't feel like doing it now.
    17'in in 2019

  28. #21828
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Rodger View Post
    That was something gonzo started
    But WEEDO keeps it going, now that Gonzo is dead.


    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    Over the weekend I talked to Devin and I was loaded as usual. I stupidly told him I'd send him money again and I really don't feel like doing it now.
    Don't. The asshole literally admitted that he lies to you and purposely makes you feel bad in order to get money. That's basically calling you a bitch. I got super upset when I read that from him. You don't do that to friends.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  29. #21829
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    I have a last minute V-Day date. She's clearly desperate and I'm alright with that.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  30. #21830
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    It's almost like last-call at the bar, only she's not drunk, so there won't be any guilt for fucking her, nor will she be able to to make any rapey allegations. It's a win win.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  31. #21831
    *** Ho Ho Ho, cunt! *** nastyvanda1's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    The North Poal
    Posts
    11,734
    vCash
    116
    Poasts
    1966
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Say howdy to her vag before you say howdy to her vag.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Andy Rooney Hidden Content
    One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.
    Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!


  32. #21832
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    She just left. I had her meet me at my friends house in case she was a cat fish.
    She wasn't.
    She ended up sleeping over.
    Doap girl. Even doaper than Sheen.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  33. #21833
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    You like her so much, why don't you marry her!!

    Did she do anal or anything?
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  34. #21834
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    ^
    The Tempest
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  35. #21835
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    SO FRANNY, IS YOUR BOOTY STILL BLEEDING?

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  36. #21836
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    It hasn't bled today. Yesterday, I was sitting on the floor with my daughter and I could feel it start, but it stopped pretty quickly. It still hurts, but no blood today luckily. It's basically whenever I'm sitting on a hard surface, so it's gonna be a fissure or something right on the end of my anus.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  37. #21837
    ㅁㄴ놰ㅣㄷ EvaK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    In the Asian kitchen
    Posts
    5,438
    vCash
    310
    Poasts
    1569
    Hometeam
    HLB
    29%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Just use some of your girl's tampons to catch the blood until this shit settles down.

  38. #21838
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  39. #21839
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by EvaK View Post
    Just use some of your girl's tampons to catch the blood until this shit settles down.
    I almost thought about wearing a pad two days ago when I went out wearing light colored pants.

    It hasn't bled in two days, and it hurts less today. I'm feeling good.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  40. #21840
    No 2 Larry's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Larryland
    Posts
    22,860
    vCash
    250
    Poasts
    4007
    Hometeam
    HLB
    18%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Don't. The asshole literally admitted that he lies to you and purposely makes you feel bad in order to get money. That's basically calling you a bitch. I got super upset when I read that from him. You don't do that to friends.
    He never makes me feel bad. Anyways, I didn't send him the money. I bought underwear instead.

    #fiteback #underwearoverdevin
    17'in in 2019

  41. #21841
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    I almost thought about wearing a pad two days ago when I went out wearing light colored pants.

    It hasn't bled in two days, and it hurts less today. I'm feeling good.
    All those years of butt play on those innocent Massachusetts scallywags...

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  42. #21842
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    This ordeal has made me respect and love women's anuses even more. I envy a healthy asshole. I want to steal their energy with my tongue.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  43. #21843
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Anilingus > FFF
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  44. #21844
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  45. #21845
    WOOP WOOP MCL Antonio's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    13,625
    vCash
    507
    Poasts
    1482
    Hometeam
    HLB
    11%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    This ordeal has made me respect and love women's anuses even more. I envy a healthy asshole. I want to steal their energy with my tongue.
    while i find it repulsive. i can appreciate the fact u was eating ass before it was the cool thing to do
    Don't let the pretty face fool you. I roll like a BOSS!

  46. #21846
    nosferatu Subzi's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    addict island
    Posts
    13,132
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    1209
    Hometeam
    LLB
    9%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    eating ass wouldve cured steve jobs cancer.
    ₆⁶₆

  47. #21847
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    AND kept Legz Diamond around.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  48. #21848
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    AND kept Legz Diamond around.
    ITS KINDA SAD THAT HE HAD A HABIT OF LOOKING FOR TWIZTID IN THE RESTROOMS, THEN WROTE THAT BOOK WITH DETAILED DRAWINGS OF JAMIE AND PAUL'S MEAT PIPES.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  49. #21849
    nosferatu Subzi's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    addict island
    Posts
    13,132
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    1209
    Hometeam
    LLB
    9%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    ITS KINDA SAD THAT HE HAD A HABIT OF LOOKING FOR TWIZTID IN THE RESTROOMS, THEN WROTE THAT BOOK WITH DETAILED DRAWINGS OF JAMIE AND PAUL'S MEAT PIPES.
    lol wait, what?
    ₆⁶₆

  50. #21850
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    ^^^ Born Twiztid's documentary. That fake "Behind the Music" thing.

    Speaking of, that truly is the most creative and professional thing Psychopathic has ever released.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  51. #21851
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  52. #21852
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Ex wife is on the way over. Haven't seen her in 4-5 years.

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  53. #21853
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Oh shit. Why is she coming over?
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  54. #21854
    *** Ho Ho Ho, cunt! *** nastyvanda1's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    The North Poal
    Posts
    11,734
    vCash
    116
    Poasts
    1966
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    To fuck, stupid.

    Just kidding, probably to discuss politics and play Monoply.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Andy Rooney Hidden Content
    One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.
    Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!


  55. #21855
    NAVARRO Nuffy's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Richmond mother fucking Virginia... no not vagina... I wish it was Vagina though.
    Posts
    13,110
    vCash
    168
    Poasts
    2819
    Hometeam
    HLB
    22%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Gonna blow someone’s fucking grill out.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

  56. #21856
    nosferatu Subzi's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    addict island
    Posts
    13,132
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    1209
    Hometeam
    LLB
    9%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Gonna blow someone’s fucking grill out.
    just listen to that new ICP and calm down man. tf happened?
    ₆⁶₆

  57. #21857
    aka Krapulax Eastside Gorilla's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Lepuix-G 90666
    Posts
    28,880
    vCash
    300
    Poasts
    3315
    Hometeam
    HLB
    11%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    i recorded black metal vocals this morning right when i woke up, for the last song on our EP, and my mom's making fun of me because my voice's all fucked and cracking like a faggot now

  58. #21858
    Solo so Godlike hobo Nite Urethra Franklin's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    MINNESOTA
    Posts
    29,887
    vCash
    90
    Poasts
    2384
    Hometeam
    LLB
    8%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    i recorded einstine theories this morning smoking crack.
    Mensa is as mensa does.

  59. #21859
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Oh shit. Why is she coming over?
    She came to town for some family stuff. I think her granny's dying or some shit.
    We went to my friends house. Had a few drinks. Then she slept over.
    Thought it was gonna be awkward but I quickly remembered she's too self-absorbed to even recognize why it would be awkward. Went well, though.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  60. #21860
    Lumbersexual Jolly Rodger's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    9,822
    vCash
    3166
    Poasts
    1317
    Hometeam
    HLB
    13%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Gonna blow someone’s fucking grill out.
    Start with my boss's boss, she's a fucking cunt and the reason I'm getting a phone screen (pre-interview call) tomorrow.


    I gotta go to a funeral to go to on Sunday, my girl's cousin had a miscarriage and they're having a funeral. She was just past her first trimester. It's a shitty situation, but I don't think a funeral and shit is appropriate. I dont think that's something I would want, and I'm not sure if that makes me super cynical.

  61. #21861
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    FUNERALS ALWAYS SUCK, BUT I BET THIS BITCH HAD EM FOR HER FISH WHEN SHE WAS A KID.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  62. #21862
    No 2 Larry's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Larryland
    Posts
    22,860
    vCash
    250
    Poasts
    4007
    Hometeam
    HLB
    18%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    I don't wanna go back to work.
    17'in in 2019

  63. #21863
    Solo so Godlike hobo Nite Urethra Franklin's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    MINNESOTA
    Posts
    29,887
    vCash
    90
    Poasts
    2384
    Hometeam
    LLB
    8%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    I don't wanna go back to work.
    go to work so you can send me money W.O.U
    Work Over Underwear
    Mensa is as mensa does.

  64. #21864
    No 2 Larry's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Larryland
    Posts
    22,860
    vCash
    250
    Poasts
    4007
    Hometeam
    HLB
    18%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    I'm going to buy more underwear this week. And socks.
    17'in in 2019

  65. #21865
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    My butthoal is feeling much better. It hasn't bled since the day after I was in the hospital, but it still hurts a little bit. I have an appointment for a colonoscopy on Monday, but I'm wondering if I should even go, since the asshole is clearly getting better. Is it really worth getting a tube and camera put inside of me?
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  66. #21866
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    2 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Is it really worth getting a tube and camera put inside of me?
    For the lulz, alone.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  67. #21867
    *** Ho Ho Ho, cunt! *** nastyvanda1's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    The North Poal
    Posts
    11,734
    vCash
    116
    Poasts
    1966
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    You need to do it to be sure that you’re ok.

    Hoapfully they don’t accidentally tear your butthoal moar.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Andy Rooney Hidden Content
    One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.
    Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!


  68. #21868
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    DONT TELL ME WHAT TO HOAP FOR
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  69. #21869
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    SO, IM TRYING TO GET CUSTODY OF MY OLDER MENTALLY HANDICAPPED BROTHER. CUZ APPARENTLY LEGALLY "HE'S OVER 18 AND CAN MAKE HIS OWN DECISIONS." THAT'S WHAT THE COMPANY THAT CARES FOR HIM TOLD US, EVEN THOUGH HE'S BEEN ON DISABILITY SINCE HE WAS 8 MONTHS OLD DUE TO A SEVERE SEIZURE DISORDER AND MENTAL RETARDATION FROM THE REPEATED CONCUSSIONS THEY CAUSED. HE GOT A VAGUS NERVE IMPLANT YEAS AGO AND HASNT HAD A GRAND MAUL SEIZURE FOR OVER A DECADE.

    A JUDGE SIGNED OFF ON IT LAST MONTH AFTER MEETING WITH US AND OUR LAWYER. BUT THE PEOPLE TAKING OF HIM [A COMPANY CALLED "NEW LIGHT"], DONT SEEM TO WANT TO HELP US. ALL WE NEED, AS PER THE JUDGES ORDER, IS A STATEMENT FROM HIS PSYCHOLOGIST THAT HE ISNT CAPABLE OF MEDICAL OR FINANCIAL DECISIONS. THE LAWYER GOT TIRED OF WAITING FOR NEW LIGHT, AND CALLED THE DOC HIMSELF. THEN SAID SAID THAT "ITS NOT MY JOB".

    MY MOM IS FREAKING OUT, HOPING WE GET THIS DONE BEFORE HER CANCER COMES BACK AND WE DIDNT WASTE $1500 ON THIS CUSTODY THING ALREADY. WE GOT TIL MARCH 15TH TO GET THE PAPERS TO A JUDGE. I DUNNO. I MAY HAVE ANOTHER WAY OF GETTING IT, CUZ I KNOW A FEW PRACTICING PSYCHOLOGISTS, PRETTY SURE ANY COULD ISSUE THIS PAPER. THE ONLY THING I CAN THINK IS THAT THIS COMPANY HAS AN INTEREST IN MY BROTHER AND HIS MONEY AND THEY WANT CUSTODY, THATS WHY THE ARE FIGHTING THIS.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  70. #21870
    Phantom Mod GODS ROVING SPY's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Sandusky, OH
    Posts
    3,051
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    450
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    My butthoal is feeling much better. It hasn't bled since the day after I was in the hospital, but it still hurts a little bit. I have an appointment for a colonoscopy on Monday, but I'm wondering if I should even go, since the asshole is clearly getting better. Is it really worth getting a tube and camera put inside of me?
    Your b hole clearly has some problems. You should probably get that o ring lubed up and scoped.
    The term was used in the Greek translation of the Bible, the Septuagint, not to refer to human beings, but rather to translate the Hebrew ha-satan (“the satan”), an expression originally used as the title of a member of the divine court who functioned as God's roving spy, gathering intelligence about human beings from his travels on earth.

  71. #21871
    NAVARRO Nuffy's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Richmond mother fucking Virginia... no not vagina... I wish it was Vagina though.
    Posts
    13,110
    vCash
    168
    Poasts
    2819
    Hometeam
    HLB
    22%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    ...
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

  72. #21872
    Lumbersexual Jolly Rodger's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    9,822
    vCash
    3166
    Poasts
    1317
    Hometeam
    HLB
    13%

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    I'm going to buy more underwear this week. And socks.



    Socks, ftw







    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    ...

    I'm also wondering what to turn on. Probably going to be Rick and Morty on hulu.

  73. #21873
    *** Ho Ho Ho, cunt! *** nastyvanda1's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    The North Poal
    Posts
    11,734
    vCash
    116
    Poasts
    1966
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Wife beaters, too.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Andy Rooney Hidden Content
    One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.
    Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!


  74. #21874
    Phantom Mod GODS ROVING SPY's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Sandusky, OH
    Posts
    3,051
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    450
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Heading to a lunch with my work peeps. Gotta drive an hour to Toledo. Then go right back to Toledo for work tomorrow. This day is gonna fly by. Bah.
    The term was used in the Greek translation of the Bible, the Septuagint, not to refer to human beings, but rather to translate the Hebrew ha-satan (“the satan”), an expression originally used as the title of a member of the divine court who functioned as God's roving spy, gathering intelligence about human beings from his travels on earth.

  75. #21875
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    I'm screwed.

    I've been in predicaments before, where I couldn't afford bills, or a place to stay, but not in like 8 years, and definitely not while I had a kid. And right now, I'm freaking out very badly.

    I've been out of work for the past 3 weeks, because I needed to take care of several health issues that I have been ignoring, due to work. I planned this leave because I knew my tax return would cover rent and bills for the following month...then, I just got notified that the government took my entire check because of an error on last year's.

    I'm for real shaking right now, because rent and all my bills/utilities are due in a week, and I have $20 to my name. My girlfriend only makes enough money to pay for daycare and her car payment.

    I can't think of the last time I cried, but I'm looking at my daughter sleeping right now, and am ready to break down.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  76. #21876
    6 Feet Deep Member Jake's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Ft. Wayne Florida
    Posts
    6,427
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    773
    Hometeam
    HLB
    12%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by GODS ROVING SPY View Post
    Heading to a lunch with my work peeps. Gotta drive an hour to Toledo. Then go right back to Toledo for work tomorrow. This day is gonna fly by. Bah.
    Why don't you just stay in Toledo for the night then?
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Howdy Hidden Content
    I love cocks you faggot.!
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by GODS ROVING SPY Hidden Content
    I sob in my car as i eat my delicious mcdoubles.

  77. #21877
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    I'm screwed.

    I've been in predicaments before, where I couldn't afford bills, or a place to stay, but not in like 8 years, and definitely not while I had a kid. And right now, I'm freaking out very badly.

    I've been out of work for the past 3 weeks, because I needed to take care of several health issues that I have been ignoring, due to work. I planned this leave because I knew my tax return would cover rent and bills for the following month...then, I just got notified that the government took my entire check because of an error on last year's.

    I'm for real shaking right now, because rent and all my bills/utilities are due in a week, and I have $20 to my name. My girlfriend only makes enough money to pay for daycare and her car payment.

    I can't think of the last time I cried, but I'm looking at my daughter sleeping right now, and am ready to break down.
    TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND CALM DOWN.

    THEY DONT SHUT YOUR SHIT OFF IMMEDIATELY.

    IT CAN TAKE MONTHS FOR AN EVICTION TO GO THROUGH, BUT I RECOMMEND TALKING TO YOUR LANDLORD ABOUT IT AND SAYING YOU MAY BE LATE.

    MOST PLACES CANT LEGALLY CUT YOUR UTILITIES IF THERE IS A CHILD IN THE HOUSE OR DURING WINTER.

    YOU MIGHT GET SOME ANNOYED CALLS, BUT JUST TELL EM THAT YOU A GOBMINT WORKER WAITING ON BACKPAY, "THE PRESIDENT SAID BE PATIENT".

    IM GUESSING YOU TOOK FLMA TO GET OFF OF WORK, WEREN'T YOU ELIGIBLE FOR DISABILITY?

    I'D ALSO RECOMMEND THAT YOU FILE A WORKERS COMP CLAIM ASAP, CUZ THEY ARE LIABLE FOR PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS THAT THEY WORSEN.

    YOU COULD LIST SOME SHIT ON EBAY, TO TRY TO COME UP WITH SOME OF THE CASH.

    YOU COULD GO ROB A DRUG DEALER, BUT THAT'S A BIT EXTREME, AND YOU MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY END UP WITH A BUNCH OF DRUGS.
    Last edited by MASTERWEEDO; 02-23-2019 at 07:41 PM.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  78. #21878
    NAVARRO Nuffy's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Richmond mother fucking Virginia... no not vagina... I wish it was Vagina though.
    Posts
    13,110
    vCash
    168
    Poasts
    2819
    Hometeam
    HLB
    22%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Everything WEEDO just said.

    And I’ve texted you.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

  79. #21879
    *** Ho Ho Ho, cunt! *** nastyvanda1's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    The North Poal
    Posts
    11,734
    vCash
    116
    Poasts
    1966
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Go metal detect some loot.

    You and your family are going to be fine. You’re just gonna have to deal with annoying bullshit now while you’re behind.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Andy Rooney Hidden Content
    One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas Day. Don’t clean it up too quickly.
    Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!


  80. #21880
    NAVARRO Nuffy's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Richmond mother fucking Virginia... no not vagina... I wish it was Vagina though.
    Posts
    13,110
    vCash
    168
    Poasts
    2819
    Hometeam
    HLB
    22%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Yeh- you definitely will be fine. Just will have some uncomfortable moments- and might have to swollen some pride- and maybe a little bit of semen. But you’ll be fine.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

  81. #21881
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    I GUESS IM ALSO GONNA BE A DICK AND POINT OUT THAT HIS BABY MAMA USED TO DATE BLACK DUDES, SO SHE PROLLY USED TO THIS.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  82. #21882
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    2 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    I've dated a few girls who were surviving/managing perfectly fine, on there own.
    Then magically broke and in constant need of help as soon as we start dating.
    Moral of the story: Boys rule and girls drool.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  83. #21883
    NAVARRO Nuffy's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Richmond mother fucking Virginia... no not vagina... I wish it was Vagina though.
    Posts
    13,110
    vCash
    168
    Poasts
    2819
    Hometeam
    HLB
    22%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    What about the boys Howdy, what about the boys.


    Also- sorry I missed your call. I was a sleeping.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

  84. #21884
    Phantom Mod GODS ROVING SPY's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Sandusky, OH
    Posts
    3,051
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    450
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Jake View Post
    Why don't you just stay in Toledo for the night then?
    I commute every day. I just hate having to go there when I'm not working bc it's so much driving.
    The term was used in the Greek translation of the Bible, the Septuagint, not to refer to human beings, but rather to translate the Hebrew ha-satan (“the satan”), an expression originally used as the title of a member of the divine court who functioned as God's roving spy, gathering intelligence about human beings from his travels on earth.

  85. #21885
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    What about the boys Howdy, what about the boys.


    Also- sorry I missed your call. I was a sleeping.
    Whoa. I don't recall calling or why. Says it was 2:20 a.m. I was just leaving my friends gig. Hmmm.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  86. #21886
    NAVARRO Nuffy's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Richmond mother fucking Virginia... no not vagina... I wish it was Vagina though.
    Posts
    13,110
    vCash
    168
    Poasts
    2819
    Hometeam
    HLB
    22%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Drunk Howdy calling a cute cuddly Nuffalupugus. The things dreams are made of.

    I had a dream I was time traveling through my life and righting wrongs. It was dope.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

  87. #21887
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    I GUESS IM ALSO GONNA BE A DICK AND POINT OUT THAT HIS BABY MAMA USED TO DATE BLACK DUDES, SO SHE PROLLY USED TO THIS.
    That's actually very accurate. Her son's dad is making decent money now though, so she recently asked him about child support, and he gave the most stereotypical reply via text: "I work hard for my money, and ain't nobody having it, not even my son"

    Also, thanks for the encouragement in regards to my predicament guys. I was really upset last night, but I think it'll work out.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  88. #21888
    WOOP WOOP MCL Antonio's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    13,625
    vCash
    507
    Poasts
    1482
    Hometeam
    HLB
    11%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    That's actually very accurate. Her son's dad is making decent money now though, so she recently asked him about child support, and he gave the most stereotypical reply via text: "I work hard for my money, and ain't nobody having it, not even my son"

    Also, thanks for the encouragement in regards to my predicament guys. I was really upset last night, but I think it'll work out.
    I hope it works out for ya bro...

    also your girl decently attractive? Tell her to be a stripper on the side for a few months until yall get shit straight again...

    You could also drive for uber/lyft...
    Don't let the pretty face fool you. I roll like a BOSS!

  89. #21889
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    ROB HER EX.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  90. #21890
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    I hope it works out for ya bro...

    also your girl decently attractive? Tell her to be a stripper on the side for a few months until yall get shit straight again...

    You could also drive for uber/lyft...
    She's one of the girls who has a good body, decent face, but got unlucky after having kids, and her stomach looks like a person who lost 300 lbs in a month. So I mean, she could be an afternoon stripper.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  91. #21891
    KALEIDOSCOPE EYED MASTERWEEDO's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    26,113
    vCash
    0
    Poasts
    3916
    Hometeam
    HLB
    15%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

  92. #21892
    No 2 Larry's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Larryland
    Posts
    22,860
    vCash
    250
    Poasts
    4007
    Hometeam
    HLB
    18%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    I'm screwed.

    I've been in predicaments before, where I couldn't afford bills, or a place to stay, but not in like 8 years, and definitely not while I had a kid. And right now, I'm freaking out very badly.

    I've been out of work for the past 3 weeks, because I needed to take care of several health issues that I have been ignoring, due to work. I planned this leave because I knew my tax return would cover rent and bills for the following month...then, I just got notified that the government took my entire check because of an error on last year's.

    I'm for real shaking right now, because rent and all my bills/utilities are due in a week, and I have $20 to my name. My girlfriend only makes enough money to pay for daycare and her car payment.

    I can't think of the last time I cried, but I'm looking at my daughter sleeping right now, and am ready to break down.
    You still got a lot, a lil' spot, a lil' cot, a lil' pot
    Tube socks, the dude on the block is sleepin' on two rocks
    And you got more than him in that shoebox
    You got a best friend and dude rocks
    And it's you your crew jocks
    So load the jukebox and do a few shots
    'Cause you ain't got a tombstone like 2Pac
    17'in in 2019

  93. #21893
    ㅁㄴ놰ㅣㄷ EvaK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    In the Asian kitchen
    Posts
    5,438
    vCash
    310
    Poasts
    1569
    Hometeam
    HLB
    29%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Franny, I've been in that boat for a minute. It's frustrating. But file for some kind of food stamps or something in the temporary meantime. You have kids at home, the state won't deny that until you get back on your feet.

    Make sure all them nice job offers you had aren't across a burned bridge and get back out there my dude.

    I work for a country club that closes during the winter. My unemployment has been fucked for months. Haven't got a single payment. I've worked a grand total of 18 hours in the last couple months and my wife works 1 day a week. It's rough some days but just gotta focus, plan carefully and execute.

  94. #21894
    6 Feet Deep Member Jake's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Ft. Wayne Florida
    Posts
    6,427
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    773
    Hometeam
    HLB
    12%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by GODS ROVING SPY View Post
    I commute every day. I just hate having to go there when I'm not working bc it's so much driving.
    I see.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Howdy Hidden Content
    I love cocks you faggot.!
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by GODS ROVING SPY Hidden Content
    I sob in my car as i eat my delicious mcdoubles.

  95. #21895
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Franny def should apply for food stamps so he can pick up munchies, for the Gathering House.

    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Drunk Howdy calling a cute cuddly Nuffalupugus. The things dreams are made of.
    Don't be silly, deary. I'd still love you in the daytime <3
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  96. #21896
    No 2 Larry's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Larryland
    Posts
    22,860
    vCash
    250
    Poasts
    4007
    Hometeam
    HLB
    18%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Getting food stamps earns you 150 HH points.
    17'in in 2019

  97. #21897
    13.F.ND Howdy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2011
    Location
    Contentment
    Posts
    16,200
    vCash
    200
    Poasts
    4136
    Hometeam
    HLB
    26%

    1 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Yes!

    Sing it Franny!


    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Marrow Hidden Content
    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

  98. #21898
    Grande Master of MENSA FRANTIK's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Posts
    18,983
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    3222
    Hometeam
    HLB
    17%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Massachusetts is the worst with food stamps. I went there last week, they required my girlfriend's 4 most recent paystubs. They looked at them and said "you realize that she makes at least $300 a week...to qualify for food stamps, you can't make more than $300 a month". I said "even with two kids in the house?" She says "yup". Meanwhile, I see at least one Facebook post a week from people selling their stamps and talking about their jobs. Ridiculous.

    I'll be okay.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

  99. #21899
    No 2 Larry's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Larryland
    Posts
    22,860
    vCash
    250
    Poasts
    4007
    Hometeam
    HLB
    18%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    I remember sitting at Social Services and applying for food stamps years ago. The scent of despair in the room was stupendous.
    17'in in 2019

  100. #21900
    6 Feet Deep Member Jake's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Ft. Wayne Florida
    Posts
    6,427
    vCash
    50
    Poasts
    773
    Hometeam
    HLB
    12%

    0 Not allowed! Not allowed!

    Re: What's on your mind?

    Frantik, you're missing the obvious here, more kids. My old neighbor had 9 and she got all kinds of government assistance.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Howdy Hidden Content
    I love cocks you faggot.!
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by GODS ROVING SPY Hidden Content
    I sob in my car as i eat my delicious mcdoubles.

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •