Thread: What's on your mind?

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    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by EvaK View Post
    "A service only qualified people should perform"


    Jesus Christ. Is this oregon trolling us? I refuse to believe that shit.

    No, that's actually how the fucking white people there (at least the ones around Portland) think. Some of them mentioned it would endanger children because of how long a parent would be out of their vehicle.




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    Native Oregonians is white privilege at its highest, luckily 50% of the people you meet here arent even from here, so you get a nice mix of people from all over the country.

    100% true, at least in the Portland area. I have a few friends in the Medford area that aren't like that, but then again we served in the Corps together so they may be exceptions.

    I met some pretty awesome people in Portland, but none of them were from there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    That's how it is in New Jersey. It's a fucking pain in the dick, plus you have to park facing a certain way or else they get all pissed. Fags.
    I felt like I was being treated like a fucking bitch not being able to do my own thing and leave.

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    Re: What's on your mind?

    The only thing that gets me, almost every time when pumping gas, is that the pumps are all different. Usually you just press the button with the type of gas you want, and pump. But there are some stations (I think Speedway) that don't have a button, so you just try pumping and it doesnt work. Then you realize that you have to life the piece of plastic that the pump rests on. It's like a hidden button. So stupid.

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    Dont be a bitch Sam. Just pump the gas and move on.

    How many of you fags wear gloves to pump gas?
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    YOU MEAN "HOW MANY OF YOU PUMP GAS INTO GLOVES SO YOU CAN INHALE IT ON THE DRIVE?"
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    Better be zero... (to nuffys question)
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    I would never move to a state where its illegal to pump your own gas. The quotes Antonio posted are both hilarious and sad.
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    I pumped gas into a plastic bag once. That was a fun day.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    I pumped my gas into Devin's mouth once. Best day of my life.
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    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    The only thing that gets me, almost every time when pumping gas, is that the pumps are all different. Usually you just press the button with the type of gas you want, and pump. But there are some stations (I think Speedway) that don't have a button, so you just try pumping and it doesnt work. Then you realize that you have to life the piece of plastic that the pump rests on. It's like a hidden button. So stupid.
    First timers mistake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Rodger View Post
    I felt like I was being treated like a fucking bitch not being able to do my own thing and leave.
    Like in elementary schools with their cross guards (Kids wearing orange bandolier's and holding big orange flags) determining when people cross the street.
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    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    Devin spends a lot of time around elementary schools.
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    Best place to find Pokemon.
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    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    I want to insert my hand into Devin's tight, yet maleable asshole and scoop out all of the poop that is stored in his virginally intact cavity. After which I will build a caste of his poop, with a king, consequently making Devin the father of royalty and lifting him out of poverty, for poor kings cannot exist.

    You're welcome, Dev.
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    Guys i refuse to brush my teeth. I need a dentist, a full qualified professional to clean my teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xadem View Post
    I want to insert my hand into Devin's tight, yet maleable asshole and scoop out all of the poop that is stored in his virginally intact cavity. After which I will build a caste of his poop, with a king, consequently making Devin the father of royalty and lifting him out of poverty, for poor kings cannot exist.

    You're welcome, Dev.
    The funniest part of that post is believing that Devin's ass is a virgin.

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    Re: What's on your mind?

    I don't think it's funny, but yeah.

    Teeth are for losers evak
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    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    Teeth are for losers evak
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    I agree. My fake teeth are starting to warp, or my mouth is changing shape, so it's getting really uncomfortable, because I can technically stick my tongue underneath one of the corners. I paid like $475 for these in 2014. Last I checked, my insurance doesn't charge for them anymore...although my insurance did change this year, so I may have to pay again. Ugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    I agree. My fake teeth are starting to warp, or my mouth is changing shape, so it's getting really uncomfortable, because I can technically stick my tongue underneath one of the corners. I paid like $475 for these in 2014. Last I checked, my insurance doesn't charge for them anymore...although my insurance did change this year, so I may have to pay again. Ugh.
    What kind are they? I don't want to look like a baby or Popeye but check this shit out.
    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    Man-period (mAAn peer-e-id)
    Definition: That time of the month when a man showers.

    Example: Hey Evak, you wreak, P.U. Did you miss your man-period?

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    Teeth are for gay people. That's why fucking fairies come to get them. Also plaque is a figment of the liberal imagination and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and paste. Don't question me, I've read the arguments on both sides. There is literally no reason to brush your teeth ever.
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    Its like i go to buy a toothbrush but there's so many transients around, I'm afraid to leave my kids in the car.

    Ok scratch that, i live in flint...second part is legit.

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    I have such beautiful perfect teeth. It's ridiculous. But then again, my daily tooth cleaning routine is pretty intense.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Detail dat routine.
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    Hmm spent a heavy mass amount of effort and time making everything I needed to put together a pic of the message reply div and it all disappeared off my phone
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    When you guys brush, do you rinse at the end? We were watching a movie where a guy brushed and didn't rinse. I was like "that's disgusting" my girlfriend was like "what...some people don't rinse". That's gross. You're brushing all shit out of your teeth, so basically you pull all food out of your teeth, and then just leave it in the mouth? The fuck

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    I rinse.
    Some folks just spit (no homo) which IS nasty cuz those fucks typically don't wash away their spit from the sink, either.
    Heathens!
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    I get in there.
    Kolonic, ain't got the time or the brains.

    Yup just me and a big ol fat tub and a tooth brush like they were inventd fer
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    I NEED DENTAL IMPLANTS.

    SO MY HOMIE FROM PA GOT ARRESTED IN MONTANA THE OTHER WEEK, HERE'S HIS COURT APPEARANCE. HE'S THE SECOND ONE UP.




    DUDE'S SERIOUSLY HAVING HIS GF ASK EVERYONE FOR BAIL MONEY, I TOLD HER THAT I THINK HE GONNA BE SITTING FOR A WHILE.
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    Not sure which one is your homie. First dude is wack. And looks like a meth'd out Fred Norris.
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    Re: What's on your mind?

    I aitcha homie
    I'm a friend

    Who wants to tickle fight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    Not sure which one is your homie. First dude is wack. And looks like a meth'd out Fred Norris.
    THE DUDE FROM PA. THE SECOND GUY, DAVEY AS I KNOW HIM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by username: View Post
    Teeth are for gay people. That's why fucking fairies come to get them. Also plaque is a figment of the liberal imagination and the dental industry to scare you into buying useless appliances and paste. Don't question me, I've read the arguments on both sides. There is literally no reason to brush your teeth ever.
    a friend was telling me the same thing but brushing your teeth's actually a very good feeling sometimes and you can brush your tongue at the same time
    i still brush my teeth once every day, or night
    that's only because i get free toothpaste and brushes tho

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    ^ even dentists don't know shit about that

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    I enrolled in one class at community college yesterday. It became apparent after an hour that the younger generation of today have no clue how to get dressed. I thought I walked into a pajama party I'm not saying you have to get dressed to the nines (Where does that phrase even come from anyway?) but at least put on a clean pair of pants and a shirt that isn't wrinkled like a grandfathers nut-sack
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    Put the drink away Larry.
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    Life's going fair than sullen?
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    Gonna murder a korean.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvaK View Post
    Gonna murder a korean.
    If it's a North Korean, they'll probably give you a medal.

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    I always threaten to call Trump on her. I might actually do it today. Bigly.

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    He was saying Big League... not bigly. Fake news.
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    Either way. She fixed the dumbass problem she created so she lives this week.

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    She got upset (ok probably freaked out) because I described how easy it was to find the right spot in a joint and cut through it with a boning knife...(of which she's seen me do numerous times to various meat products) and now I'm in trouble.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Kill her anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvaK View Post
    She got upset (ok probably freaked out) because I described how easy it was to find the right spot in a joint and cut through it with a boning knife...(of which she's seen me do numerous times to various meat products) and now I'm in trouble.





    The guy learning & teaching culinary knows how to quickly cut meat correctly? Color me shocked.

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    with the boning knife.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Rodger View Post
    The guy learning & teaching culinary knows how to quickly cut meat correctly? Color me shocked.
    My fucking point exactly.

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    Boning...
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    Boaning.
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    Bohning

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    bowning

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    I still vote, kill her.

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    I miss Marrow
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    missing posters who don't miss you

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    I was just talking to my sister about my childhood friend the other night. We were best friends/neighbors and like inseparable from age 7 or 8 all the way to 15 when he turned into a fake crip and mugged me with 4 other fake crips. They wore masks and used metal pipes to smash my face and back. It happened when I was walking home at night from somewhere. After the beatdown, I managed to make it to my house, covered in blood, opened the door, saw my parents, and just passed out. They all ended up getting locked up for several months.

    Well last night I found out he died of a heroin overdose. I kind of feel bad, because I almost messaged him a couple times last year, to see how he's doing and to put that shit in the past and maybe catch up on old times..kids do stupid shit. Oh well, I guess he got worse over time.

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    Nah fuck that. Your homie mugged you with some fake crips? I'm glad he's dead.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    That's why I'm up in the air about it. He was only 14 or 15 when he did it. When you're that age, you're stupid and do what your cool friends want to do...especially him. He was very easily influenced. Kind of a bitch.

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    Fuck him. I hope hells hot.

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    Each one of my close friends that I'm cool with today, I've known for over twenty years. Those are years true friendships are born.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    I don't have any friends anymore from my childhood, because they all became drug addicts and disappeared, went to jail, or died. The others went through the partying phase, and knew I was lame and didn't drink, so I got left behind. I have one friend that I've been friends with since I was 16, but he's a recluse, and I only see him when I visit him at his house, where he sits in his room drinking Twisted Tea, and refuses to leave his home except for work.

    My next longest friendship is Ice Pic, ant that's 12 years.

    It severely depresses me that I don't really have friends.

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    I'm your friend Sam.
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    <3


    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Here's a pic of me and my friends, playing Mario Kart when we were like 10 or 11. Definitely gotta be around 1996 or 97 here This is doap. Minus the ketchup stain on the photo covering my face and my Woodstock 94 shirt



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    We also had doap bowl cuts
    the one sitting next to me is the dead one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    It severely depresses me that I don't really have friends.
    What about the people you go metal detecting with?
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    They are strictly detector acquaintances.
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    Prime Larry has it all - rep count, bathroom jokes, military stories, and not to mention his ongoing donations to Mailman's skinny jeans fund. Above all that is the best portrait artist in SM. Larry at his very best is unbeatable.. By any douchebag that ever lurked inside a forum.

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    What about the people you go metal detecting with?
    Quote Originally Posted by nastyvanda1 View Post
    They are strictly detector acquaintances.
    This.

    None of those weirdos would be the best man at my wedding or anything. Fuckin nerds. I'm pretty sure we all just go in groups because it's safer in the woods with other people rather than being alone and getting mauled by a bear or pack of coyotes.

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    Although we had a doap time at the beach yesterday


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    You guys are the biggest bag of gay losers ever. But hey, have fun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    You guys are the biggest bag of gay losers ever. But hey, have fun!


    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    None of those weirdos would be the best man at my wedding or anything.
    I think I'd have a tough time picking a best man/groomsmen as well. Then again, I'm not getting married anytime soon or possibly ever. I had a conversation with a friend who is married that went something like this:

    "I'd like to get married someday."

    "Ok. Do you want to be married or be happy?"

    "You can't be both?"

    "No."
    Prime Larry has it all - rep count, bathroom jokes, military stories, and not to mention his ongoing donations to Mailman's skinny jeans fund. Above all that is the best portrait artist in SM. Larry at his very best is unbeatable.. By any douchebag that ever lurked inside a forum.

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    It's very possible to be married and happy. You just have to pretend you're not married, whenever you're not around your wife.

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    I'm interested in trying to recover my old AOL email address. I know there's emails of naked girls in there from that were sent to me when I was 15 or 16. If I opened them now, would they be considered child porn if the girls were underage? And would it be wrong to fap to them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    I'm interested in trying to recover my old AOL email address. I know there's emails of naked girls in there from that were sent to me when I was 15 or 16. If I opened them now, would they be considered child porn if the girls were underage? And would it be wrong to fap to them?
    Prime Larry has it all - rep count, bathroom jokes, military stories, and not to mention his ongoing donations to Mailman's skinny jeans fund. Above all that is the best portrait artist in SM. Larry at his very best is unbeatable.. By any douchebag that ever lurked inside a forum.

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    Yes but legally YOU would be allowed to view them and YOU ONLY
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    Yeah. And me, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    It severely depresses me that I don't really have friends.
    shit, that's horrible
    it severely despresses me when i don't see a homeboy for like two days

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    The thing that ate everyone I ever knew. My emotions aren't allowed.
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    Just got done shoveling the dang ol' driveway.
    It wasn't too bad until about the last six feet, from the curb inwards.
    That's where all the icey compacted bullshit from the snowplows fucked me over.
    I think a buying a snow blower this summer is gonna have to happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Each one of my close friends that I'm cool with today, I've known for over twenty years. Those are years true friendships are born.

    I don't know about all that, I have maybe two friends from that time in my life (15-17) that I still talk to today. Maybe I'm an exception because of how much I've moved around, but most of my friends are from the service or from here/hc.




    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post




    I think I'd have a tough time picking a best man/groomsmen as well. Then again, I'm not getting married anytime soon or possibly ever. I had a conversation with a friend who is married that went something like this:

    "I'd like to get married someday."

    "Ok. Do you want to be married or be happy?"

    "You can't be both?"

    "No."


    Well, he's not wrong. I mean, how many married guys do you know that are happy on a day to day basis?

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    Yesterday, after I posted about my friend who is a recluse, I started typing out a message to him on Facebook, cuz I hadn't heard from him since July or August. Then I decided not to send it.

    In the most ironic turn of events, he messages me at like 10:30 last night. Then he asked if he could call me. I said "my daughter is sleeping on me, but I can message", so then he proceeds to try calling me anyways. I hit ignore. Then he messages me "it's easier to say it than type it". Then I never heard back from him. Fucking weirdo.

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    He wants your penis in his mouth. Or he was suicidal or something (maybe drunk?).

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    Is anybody happy on a day to day basis.

    Sounds like something a single thirty year old tells himself before he jerks off and goes to sleep, sounds sad.

    I love being married
    I promote Sutter Kain music - I fuck up. I play video games - I fuck up. I try to love someone more than my whole life - I fuck up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Kue- View Post
    Is anybody happy on a day to day basis.

    Sounds like something a single thirty year old tells himself before he jerks off and goes to sleep, sounds sad.

    I love being married
    How long have you been married, and how often do you two still have sex?

    I feel like everybody I know says the same thing when they get married: the girl completely stops. I always thought that was a myth but I'm starting to think it's true.

    As for the question, I've personally been fairly happy for a while now. I haven't had a real bout of sadness or depression in a few years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    How long have you been married, and how often do you two still have sex?

    I feel like everybody I know says the same thing when they get married: the girl completely stops. I always thought that was a myth but I'm starting to think it's true.

    As for the question, I've personally been fairly happy for a while now. I haven't had a real bout of sadness or depression in a few years.
    Since 2006 and I'd imagine much more than your average single guy unless they are rich Adonis' or lack any standards what-so-ever.

    Its a simple equation for the average man.

    'Here lies Mr Single who had way less sex in his life but had it awkwardly with several more women than Mr Married'

    'Here lies Mr Married who had insane amounts of comfortable sex with many less women than Mr Single'

    If you are counting how often you fuck you are not fucking near enough, I'm not counting.
    You're in a long term relationship with the mother of your child, you're basically married...are you counting?

    Also, its not just sex that stable. Its stability in life. Some people love instability, it works for them. It doesn't suit my personality or personality disorders at all. I'd absolutely be one of your pals that ended up dead, imprisoned and a mind fried recluse if not for the stability of a family unit. All aspects of my life are of a better quality says all parts of my brain except the unrealistic portion that thinks I'm still young and could still live like a twenty year old and not only survive but flourish without regret.

    Also, I think I've made it abundantly clear over the years i'm a traditionalist at heart and whilst not all round conservative I lean way, way right on most issues.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    It's very possible to be married and happy. You just have to pretend you're not married, whenever you're not around your wife.
    wouldn't that be a fuckin sad way to live

    Quote Originally Posted by -Kue- View Post
    Is anybody happy on a day to day basis.
    i sometimes have days when i'm kinda sad or mad but it's very rare and never for serious reasons and even then i know how lucky i am with my life and remember how much fun i have everyday, so yeah i guess it's possible to be happy on a day to day basis
    and i'm pretty sure i'd hate to be married and that'd make my life hell

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Kue- View Post
    Is anybody happy on a day to day basis.

    Sounds like something a single thirty year old tells himself before he jerks off and goes to sleep, sounds sad.

    I love being married
    His wife was looking over his shoulder when he posted this.
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    F u, I ain't no homo
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    My rear doors wont latch shut and one of them is hanging a bit below the frame so I can't even line it up. Fuck me in the goat ass.
    Prime Larry has it all - rep count, bathroom jokes, military stories, and not to mention his ongoing donations to Mailman's skinny jeans fund. Above all that is the best portrait artist in SM. Larry at his very best is unbeatable.. By any douchebag that ever lurked inside a forum.

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    That's so we can fuck u in the goat ass
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    i wanna go to cuba

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    My heart is in Havanah.
    I promote Sutter Kain music - I fuck up. I play video games - I fuck up. I try to love someone more than my whole life - I fuck up.

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    No you don't and no it's not.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    No its not, you're correct.

    Also don'understand how the song is supposedly popular in fucking Australia but I hear that shit on the radio at work every damn day. I can't imagine any Australian girls lining up to board flights to Cuba but they do go get killed in Thailand and Indonesia every year so maybe it will be good for Cuban tourism. I imagine if three people go it must be a huge boost to the industry and local economy. I mean, now Castro is dead everything must be smiles and rainbows.
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    Nope- still sucks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Kue- View Post
    No its not, you're correct.

    Also don'understand how the song is supposedly popular in fucking Australia but I hear that shit on the radio at work every damn day. I can't imagine any Australian girls lining up to board flights to Cuba but they do go get killed in Thailand and Indonesia every year so maybe it will be good for Cuban tourism. I imagine if three people go it must be a huge boost to the industry and local economy. I mean, now Castro is dead everything must be smiles and rainbows.
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    i still wanna go

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    For what purpose?

    I went there in Driver or Vice City, can't remember which but the weather was atrocious and everybody drives like an asshole.
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    Sounds like everywhere
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Kue- View Post
    For what purpose?

    I went there in Driver or Vice City, can't remember which but the weather was atrocious and everybody drives like an asshole.
    vacation, walk around n sip rhum by the ocean, and see for myself if that's as terrible as some people say it is i guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    His wife was looking over his shoulder when he posted this.
    sheeeeeiit, I've been divorced since 2011 and the girl I've been seeing is still asleep in my bedroom.



    Quote Originally Posted by -Kue- View Post
    Is anybody happy on a day to day basis.

    Sounds like something a single thirty year old tells himself before he jerks off and goes to sleep, sounds sad.

    I love being married




    Rubbing one out right before bed is great, you're missing out. It doesn't come with an extra 100+ lbs talking shit machine.


    That's cool you're happy with it, it's not something I'm going to do again. I mean, if the contract comes with a 5 year term instead of a lifetime term, I'd negotiate. It's way too much financial risk for no real benefit in return. That's not the same as being monogamous or having a ceremony if that's your thing.

    I can think of three dudes I've met that are actually happy about their situation, and two of them don't really count because they didn't marry American women.


    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Nope- still sucks.
    How's the food?

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