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    Quote Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin View Post
    i imagine you on the crapper alot
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
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    Re: What's on your mind?

    now we're in a box

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    Dick in a box

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    Re: What's on your mind?

    dog in the wax !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla View Post
    dog in the wax !
    My dog ate some of my wax once.

    Not the best night, but he lived.

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    Re: What's on your mind?

    My asshole has been hurting pretty bad for like a month now. I assumed it was an internal hemorrhoid or something, but it hasn't gone away. It hurts if I sit down, or if I sit up from laying down, and sometimes it even hurts if I cough too hard. It doesn't really hurt if I touch it though. There's been a few times where there was blood on the toilet paper, but not a lot.

    I went to the doctor last week for something else and I brought it up. She didn't seem concerned, and even said "well I'll check it out for to give you some peace of mind". Then we finished the appointment, and she never ended up looking at it.

    I'm wondering if it's just a bad hemorrhoid, a fissure, or if I'm dying of rectal cancer.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Re: What's on your mind?

    FRANNY, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE LUBE.

    AND EVAK, NO PERSON OR ANIMAL HAS EVER DIED FROM TOO MUCH WEED.
    THE LD50 IS SO HIGH IT'S ASTOUNDINGLY HIGH.
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    frantik finally got that creampie he wanted, boys.
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    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    FRANNY, THIS IS WHY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO USE LUBE.
    I used Preparation H yesterday and it came with a tiny thing that you fill the gel inside and then shove it up your butt. I didn't like it at all.

    My story isn't as entertaining as Nimmy "digging out" his shit from his ass.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    So, I woke up this morning, feeling like I sharted, but when I checked, it was all blood. I waited it out for most of the day, but it started bleeding again at 2, to the point that it was literally dripping down my leg as if I was having a miscarriage out of my ass. I went to the ER around 3 and have been here since.

    The doctor put her finger in my ass, and was like "well that's definitely a lot of blood". She didn't feel or see any hemorrhoids, so she ordered a CT scan, which I finally took an hour ago. Before that, the doctor threw around possibilities of Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, and colon cancer. So right now, waiting for the results, I'm really nervous. I just keep thinking about my daughter. I'm definitely not ready to die, especially of cancer.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    If it makes you feel any better, I've been shitting blood for a decade and I'm still alive and kickin'!
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    Re: What's on your mind?

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    So, I woke up this morning, feeling like I sharted, but when I checked, it was all blood. I waited it out for most of the day, but it started bleeding again at 2, to the point that it was literally dripping down my leg as if I was having a miscarriage out of my ass. I went to the ER around 3 and have been here since.

    The doctor put her finger in my ass, and was like "well that's definitely a lot of blood". She didn't feel or see any hemorrhoids, so she ordered a CT scan, which I finally took an hour ago. Before that, the doctor threw around possibilities of Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, and colon cancer. So right now, waiting for the results, I'm really nervous. I just keep thinking about my daughter. I'm definitely not ready to die, especially of cancer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    So, I woke up this morning, feeling like I sharted, but when I checked, it was all blood. I waited it out for most of the day, but it started bleeding again at 2, to the point that it was literally dripping down my leg as if I was having a miscarriage out of my ass. I went to the ER around 3 and have been here since.

    The doctor put her finger in my ass, and was like "well that's definitely a lot of blood". She didn't feel or see any hemorrhoids, so she ordered a CT scan, which I finally took an hour ago. Before that, the doctor threw around possibilities of Crohn's disease, ulcerative colitis, and colon cancer. So right now, waiting for the results, I'm really nervous. I just keep thinking about my daughter. I'm definitely not ready to die, especially of cancer.
    MOST CANCERS CAN BE CURED, SOME PEOPLE DONT EVEN NEED A COLOSTOMY BAG.
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    Before she fingered my butt, the doc asked "have you put anything in your bum for pleasure recently?" and I thought of you, WEEDO, I don't know why.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Re: What's on your mind?

    Fran wants WEEDS in his butt-butt lol
    Did you arch your back and bite your lip, some?
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    No, but I fully intended on going "mmmmmm" when she stuck it in, for laughs..but as soon as it went in, all that came out was "ughh"
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Woulda been funny if it was a Master P 'uggghh'
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    My story isn't as entertaining as Nimmy "digging out" his shit from his ass.
    Nimmy: when he aint stalling out on hills - hes digging shit out of his ass.
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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
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    its valentines day and i didn't get any money from larry
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    So the butthole diagnosis was "lower gastrointestinal hemorrhage", basically meaning "you're asshole is bleeding. Tests concluded that it's likely not cancer, but we don't know what it is, so go home, keep bleeding, and get a colonoscopy when you get the chance". I'm just glad it's not cancer. The doctor said every test result came back perfect and that I'm "the definition of healthy", despite being fat and out of shape.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
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    wheres my valentine.
    also where was my parade?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    That's what I was thinking too, but fuck it, I'll take it.
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    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Before she fingered my butt, the doc asked "have you put anything in your bum for pleasure recently?" and I thought of you, WEEDO, I don't know why.
    That was something gonzo started

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    Over the weekend I talked to Devin and I was loaded as usual. I stupidly told him I'd send him money again and I really don't feel like doing it now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Rodger View Post
    That was something gonzo started
    But WEEDO keeps it going, now that Gonzo is dead.


    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    Over the weekend I talked to Devin and I was loaded as usual. I stupidly told him I'd send him money again and I really don't feel like doing it now.
    Don't. The asshole literally admitted that he lies to you and purposely makes you feel bad in order to get money. That's basically calling you a bitch. I got super upset when I read that from him. You don't do that to friends.
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    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    I have a last minute V-Day date. She's clearly desperate and I'm alright with that.
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    It's almost like last-call at the bar, only she's not drunk, so there won't be any guilt for fucking her, nor will she be able to to make any rapey allegations. It's a win win.
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    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Say howdy to her vag before you say howdy to her vag.
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    She just left. I had her meet me at my friends house in case she was a cat fish.
    She wasn't.
    She ended up sleeping over.
    Doap girl. Even doaper than Sheen.
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    You like her so much, why don't you marry her!!

    Did she do anal or anything?
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    ^
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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    SO FRANNY, IS YOUR BOOTY STILL BLEEDING?

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    It hasn't bled today. Yesterday, I was sitting on the floor with my daughter and I could feel it start, but it stopped pretty quickly. It still hurts, but no blood today luckily. It's basically whenever I'm sitting on a hard surface, so it's gonna be a fissure or something right on the end of my anus.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Just use some of your girl's tampons to catch the blood until this shit settles down.

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    Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvaK View Post
    Just use some of your girl's tampons to catch the blood until this shit settles down.
    I almost thought about wearing a pad two days ago when I went out wearing light colored pants.

    It hasn't bled in two days, and it hurts less today. I'm feeling good.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Don't. The asshole literally admitted that he lies to you and purposely makes you feel bad in order to get money. That's basically calling you a bitch. I got super upset when I read that from him. You don't do that to friends.
    He never makes me feel bad. Anyways, I didn't send him the money. I bought underwear instead.

    #fiteback #underwearoverdevin
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    i don't know, I think I kinda like the hbk bald look for some reason? it's awkard but at the same time it does look better than the last hair cut he had..

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    I almost thought about wearing a pad two days ago when I went out wearing light colored pants.

    It hasn't bled in two days, and it hurts less today. I'm feeling good.
    All those years of butt play on those innocent Massachusetts scallywags...

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    This ordeal has made me respect and love women's anuses even more. I envy a healthy asshole. I want to steal their energy with my tongue.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    This ordeal has made me respect and love women's anuses even more. I envy a healthy asshole. I want to steal their energy with my tongue.
    while i find it repulsive. i can appreciate the fact u was eating ass before it was the cool thing to do
    Don't let the pretty face fool you. I roll like a BOSS!

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