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    Re: What's on your mind?

    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    We still don't have one in GR, I have to pick mine up about 50 miles away. Thankfully I'm there about once a week for grad school anyway so it's not much of a hassle. This city didnt authorize dispensaries until after rec weed passed.

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    Black/gray market is still better than those fuckin places.

    Even for distillates.
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    *maybe not for safety’s sake when it comes to distillates... but that’s assuming you trust random state regulations/testing to begin with.
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    I JUST SMOKE FLOWER. MAYBE SOME WAX FOR EDIBLES.
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    Can you catch herp from getting your dick sucked? Asking for a friend!
    I mean for all they know she could have already been in the trunk when I bought the car.

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    Only if you cum
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastern Grey View Post
    Can you catch herp from getting your dick sucked? Asking for a friend!
    YEAH, ITS A LOWER RISK IF SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SORES AROUND HER MOUTH, BUT IF SHE HAD THEM WHEN SHE SUCKED THE DICK, THAT DICK WILL SOON HAVE SORES.
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    Thanks for clarifying!
    I mean for all they know she could have already been in the trunk when I bought the car.

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    Herpes are bigger, in Oz, ya cunt.
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nastyvanda1 View Post
    *maybe not for safety’s sake when it comes to distillates... but that’s assuming you trust random state regulations/testing to begin with.
    Yeah, I'll trust the stuff that's batch tested over the stuff that some dude makes in his basement. Distillate is all 8 buy at the dispensary, my flower is homegrown. The flower isnt the best in the world but it sure as hell beats paying for it.

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    Re: What's on your mind?

    I've noticed that the "better" I feel IRL, the more dead this board becomes. /EndOfPossibleDevinPost
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Re: What's on your mind?

    it's been dead lately but it's because it's cold outside
    i was busy being nice to my gf this weekend, she had this for me :

    that^, and Prince's unfinished memoir

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    If it wasnt for Princes unfinished memoirs, id say dump her.

    Oh and fuck this gay ass place in its gay ass.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    i don't want to dump her at all, i even feel like seeing her more often sometimes
    i was thinking the other day about how hard it'd be to find another girl i'd actually love to spend time with in my area

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    ESG FINNA GET MARRIED.
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    Would she do anal IF you actually wanted to do it?
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Would she do anal IF you actually wanted to do it?
    With Devin*

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    ESG FINNA GET MARRIED.
    if i'm getting married, i'm getting married to Nick Legrek

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Would she do anal IF you actually wanted to do it?
    i hope not and i don't think so
    have you been seeing another girl ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eastside Gorilla View Post
    Have you been seeing another girl ?
    Nah, I'm 34, fat and no longer attractive. It's much harder to pull bitches than it was 5 years ago, so I haven't tried.

    Plus, I don't get out much anymore, between work, and having my daughter full time. I mostly just flirt with two girls at my work that are out of my league.
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    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    Dating in your 30's blows, unless your Howdy.
    17'in in 2019

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    Waiting for my ride out of the hospital. About to off myself knowing this will probably wipe out my savings.
    17'in in 2019

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    Re: What's on your mind?

    THEN DON'T PAY THE BILL AND VOTE FOR BERNIE.
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    MY MOM TOLD EVERYONE THAT I WILL BE TAKING HER TO HER APPOINTMENTS FROM NOW ON, BECAUSE I DONT GO IN AND I LET HER PROCESS IT. MY DAD AND AUNT BOTH NEED MY MOM TO CONSOLE THEM WHEN SHE GETS BAD NEWS, AND SHE HATES IT. HER LUNG BIOPSY IS TOMORROW MORNING, RESULTS NEXT THURSDAY. I'M GONNA ADVISE HER TO JUST TELL EVERYONE THAT ITS GONNA BE FINE AND EASILY TREATABLE, EVEN IF ITS NOT. SHE IS VERY CONFLICTED ABOUT WHAT TO DO BECAUSE SHE DOESNT WANT THE HOLIDAYS ALL ABOUT HER, I THINK THIS MAY BE THE ONLY WAY. I WOULD SAY JUST KEEP I QUIET, BUT SHE TOLD A FEW PEOPLE ABOUT THE BIOPSY.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    VOTE FOR BERNIE.
    This is possibly the worst thing you've ever said....Jesus christ Weedo, get it together

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    Youre god damn right.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Nah, I'm 34, fat and no longer attractive. It's much harder to pull bitches than it was 5 years ago, so I haven't tried.

    Plus, I don't get out much anymore, between work, and having my daughter full time. I mostly just flirt with two girls at my work that are out of my league.
    you can still find a 40 year old fat bitch who likes to play mom
    and take it up the ass

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    Of course the only 2 boriqua's on the board, vote Trump.
    And ye, I know ya'll aren't Rican. I know ya'll are Chilean er sum shit.

    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    Dating in your 30's blows, unless your Howdy.
    Don't listen to Fran. He always plays this role. Acts super surprised when a girl turns out wanting to fuck him, even though this has happened multiple times.

    Also, Nuffs old ass get's ass, too.
    Jolly pulled somethin'.
    What I'm trying to say is; grow a dope beard.
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Nah, I'm 34, fat and no longer attractive. It's much harder to pull bitches than it was 5 years ago, so I haven't tried.
    Bruh i'm 39, Fattish, and significantly uglier than you and I still do aight for myself. You just gotta know your audience.
    Don't let the pretty face fool you. I roll like a BOSS!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    Don't listen to Fran. He always plays this role. Acts super surprised when a girl turns out wanting to fuck him, even though this has happened multiple times.
    The extremely hot Puerto Rican at my work has been sitting at my desk for the past week (and I've been at hers) because she got in trouble for being on her phone all day, so they're keeping an eye on her and can see her from my desk.

    Anyways, there's a pic on my desk of me, my daughter, and my ex. She put a post-it note over my ex girlfriend's face. So maybe she likes me, or just really hates my ex, even though they never met.

    Either way, I wouldn't mind tickling her asshole with my mustache hairs.
    Last edited by FRANTIK; 3 Weeks Ago at 02:11 PM.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Urethra Franklin Hidden Content
    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    You gotta get up in that ass.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    Bruh i'm 39
    true

    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    Fattish
    True


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    and significantly uglier
    TRUE

    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    You just gotta know your audience.
    TRUE!?!?!?!?!?!
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    Waiting for my ride out of the hospital. About to off myself knowing this will probably wipe out my savings.
    You're good fam. Hit up the billing department and ask for financial assistance forms. Made my bill go from 80k to 0.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    Dating in your 30's blows, unless your Howdy.

    Or sam, apparently:



    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    The extremely hot Puerto Rican at my work has been sitting at my desk for the past week (and I've been at hers) because she got in trouble for being on her phone all day, so they're keeping an eye on her and can see her from my desk.

    Anyways, there's a pic on my desk of me, my daughter, and my ex. She put a post-it note over my ex girlfriend's face. So maybe she likes me, or just really hates my ex, even though they never met.

    Either way, I wouldn't mind tickling her asshole with my mustache hairs.
    Yeah dude, she put the post it note over her face because she doesn't want to see the other girl that already got her fart box tongued.

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    I wanna know how them Prince memoirs are...
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    Bruh i'm 39, Fattish, and significantly uglier than you and I still do aight for myself. You just gotta know your audience.
    you're not 39, dick hole
    and you're not fattish

    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    I wanna know how them Prince memoirs are...
    i haven't started reading them yet, but Prince was far from being done with it so it's a pretty short book, they mostly filled it up with pictures and other documents

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    Looks like there's going to be an ugly scar on my nose from the fall. Fuck...
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    Hey, that's pretty badass.
    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Not to women.

    I will not be thrown off with positivity. The glass is half empty over here, Howds. But yea, damn lucky I didn't break any Bones Jones.
    17'in in 2019

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    idk, man. Owen Wilson.
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    ^ stop with the gay porn
    i'm sure Larry's nose is sexier than Ice Cube's

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    gay porn

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    Waiting for my ride out of the hospital. About to off myself knowing this will probably wipe out my savings.

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    Have to go get an alcohol evaluation, today. Part of the probation package that keeps on giving.
    It's apparently a 4 hour ordeal. The worse off you are the more treatment you have to get/more classes you have to go to. We'll see how this goes, eh.
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    You should play it off as if you need alcohol every hour of the day. If they think you're a hardcore alcoholic, you'll probably get cash assistance. In MA, every alcoholic or drug addict has everything given to them.


    An old friend of mine from like 15 years ago, just spent 3 years in jail for multiple robberies and drug offenses. He got out prison, and was given a beautiful apartment, a companion dog, monthly checks, and he doesn't have to work. He's living the life.
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    The biggest mistake I made regarding my DWI shit was telling the truth during my alcohol evaluation.
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    I'm good on $.
    My plan is to lie me arse off so that I don't have to do any further classes. I start community service this sunday and those 40 hours will be done before X-Mas. If this evaluation thing goes well, all this court ordered stuff will be knocked out, by the end of this year - leaving nothing but the occasional PO visit.
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    My plan is to lie me arse off so that I don't have to do any further classes.
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    They joked my mind.

    Was told I had to go today for an 'evaluation', from 10-2. I showed up and was out by 10:37. They hardly spoke to me. Asked for my insurance and told me I have to go to classes every Saturday, for 26 weeks. 2 urinalysis tests, a month. WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I think the tests they give only measure alcohol consumption up to 72-80 hours. At least, I assume. I'm going off trusty google and the fact I always came up clean when I pissed for the jail, those recent 3 weekends.
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    I decided to try finding someone to fuck, for the first time since my breakup. I started my standards low, since I'm not the pretty boy I used to be, so I hit up this chubby little Puerto Rican I worked with a few years ago. Haven't seen or talked to her since 2016, the first thing she says to me on Facebook is "hey, do you have $60?"

    People these days. Should've played me for at least a day before laying that on me.
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    Well a 60 dollar fuck is a pretty good deal bro...
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    That's true, and I've never fucked a Puerto Rican. I've had a Mexican and Dominican though, so it's probably all the same.
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    Chubby girls give good head. Typically.
    So there's that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    I think the tests they give only measure alcohol consumption up to 72-80 hours. At least, I assume. I'm going off trusty google and the fact I always came up clean when I pissed for the jail, those recent 3 weekends.
    It should clear out of you in 48 or less, at least it did for me.
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    It should clear out of you in 48 or less, at least it did for me.
    You don't have to answer, here. But how often would you have to do a piss test within 48 hours, of drinking?
    I pretty much cut out drinking so it's not that big of a deal but I did plan on celebrating "Dranksgiving" next Wednesday w/ a friend who is coming to town. If I were to drink that night - that'd give me like 58-60 hours of no consumption before the test.
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    Every two weeks. I would just stop drinking 2 or so days before. 58-60 I think would be enough.
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    Tired as balls. Only slept 2 hours. This should work to my advantage hopefully when I try to go to bed early. Gotta get up at 6:30 tomorrow morning for my first day of community service.
    I hope they take us to the dog pound instead of a firehouse.
    I like dogs.

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    Every two weeks. I would just stop drinking 2 or so days before. 58-60 I think would be enough.
    I have to piss twice a month for my counselor. She confirmed today it'll be an ETG test. I definitely won't be drinking this 'Dranksgiving' (I know it's an awful name).
    Gotta play it safe. It's what Uncle Jesse would do.
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    i'm wondering what the hell y'all have been listening to lately, you don't post music anymore

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    ^



    Completed my first day of community service. Went to the cut and basically just washed dishes at a firehall, for a bunch of old people. It was a breakfast buffet thing with the intent to earn enough money for a new firetruck, for the town.
    Some old locals looked a bit disgusted by me and the fellas. Some were nice. Insisted we stopped what we were doing to sit down and enjoy some grub. 1 cute old lady went up to my dish buddy and sweetly asked if all his tattoos hurt.
    He spit in her face.
    Jokin. Sweet old lady's are doap.
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    So, they're doin' a movie for 'The Maxx'.
    Really hope they don't fuck this up.
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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Hunter S. Thompson
    I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    1 cute old lady went up to my dish buddy and sweetly asked if all his tattoos hurt.
    He spit in her face.
    You make me laugh a lot. If I were a girl, I would absolutely have a crush on you.

    Fuck it, I think I have a crush on you.
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    You make me laugh a lot. If I were a girl, I would absolutely have a crush on you.

    Fuck it, I think I have a crush on you.
    I LOL'd at that, too. Howdy deserves his rep (and rape).
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    I got him covered on the rape part guys, but yall go head and rep him good.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    A Facebook memory popped up today, where Mr Jack and I were talking about Jim Norton, before Lisa and drugs turned him into a faggot. I missed this version of him.
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    I've got a couple of errands to run after work (fill a propane tank, get an ethernet cable), but I'm looking forward to a long weekend. I'm going to roll a blunt tonight, just for me.

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    A blunt to the face is never a bad thing.
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    My ex-boss from the job I left a few months ago reached out to me and asked if I'd be willing to come back for a few days and help out a bit. I agreed and at the end of the day he rehired me and gave me a dollar raise. Turns out they had no luck replacing me. Finding employees who actually want to listen and work is a rare thing nowadays. Its like our drill sergeants told us in boot camp - just show up at the right place and right time, do what you're told, and you'll succeed. Because chances are, somebody will always fuck up.
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    Thy must've really liked you too, to ask you back. What kind of work is it?
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    Gigolo.
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    i've been talking to a highschool friend again lately, he's a somewhat wellknown beatmaker and he said he wanted me on his upcoming tape, so i finally bought a new dope sounding mic and he sent me his new acidpro program and all, i'm finally going to have decent production and i'll get to spit next to wellknown rappers, that's dope

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    my uncle's best friend bought a helicopter and crashed it the day right after, and died

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    the death pop

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    It has been snowing non-stop since two nights ago. Yesterday was bad getting to work but today was even worse. Fuck snow.

    Tonight is the 20th anniversary of when 6 firefighters in Worcester died in a fire. There's a big event thing that I'm thinking of going to, but not if this snow keeps going.

    I still remember the fire. Happened 12/3/99. I was at the Centrum when Mankind won the WWF championship, that was on 12/29/99, and I remember the building rubble was still smoking. Shit was cray cray
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    I had three weeks off for Christmas but now it looks like less than two. Fucking fuck.
    I promote Sutter Kain music - I fuck up. I play video games - I fuck up. I try to love someone more than my whole life - I fuck up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    It has been snowing non-stop since two nights ago. Yesterday was bad getting to work but today was even worse. Fuck snow.
    You gize in Bahston get it so bad. Hell, we even get off light here compared to Buffalo.
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    This is the street I work on, this morning.



    And if you notice, I currently can't even afford to fix my right wiper lol
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    So when your wife looks at your floppy ass behave retarded by farting and expecting her to think of you as anyone other than the gross slob that tricked her into picking up after like your goal was to be intimate with your mother until your friends managed to somehow take a distraction to get your parents as far away from you the problem that had no real relationship outside of you feeling like your parents are obligated to love.

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    My state isn't considered the real northeast, yet, we're unfortunate enough to be the last stop that get's that up-top snowfall.
    MD is gender fluid.


    Stop listening to Kid Rock.
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    Nothing is more Franty than driving around in the snow bumping Kid Rock.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    It was on the radio. I've always despised Kid Rock, until he released an album in 2012 that I enjoyed, which, ironically, is his worst album apparently.
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    Dope ^

    I'm the only person around my age I know that still listens to the radio.

    Different note: the 5th person within a 10 year period, kill himself at my hometowns jail.
    When I was there in '09, dude did it w/ shoelaces, so they took away all of our shoes and eventually issued inmates velcro ones.
    4 lives later, wonder if they'll take away bedsheets. Or if the CO's will start, like, caring about their jobs, er whatevs.
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    Kid rocks worst album is either the follow up to Devil or even the one produced by rick Rubin. And Rubin rarely does a bad album. I want him to do one for ICP just to see what it would be like.
    I mean for all they know she could have already been in the trunk when I bought the car.

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    I have my operation on December 11th, hopefully to fix this broken old butthole of mine.

    I've basically been leaking pus from the fistula throughout the day, every day, since January or so, and pouring blood from it anytime I fart or shit. But for the last week, it stopped leaking pus, and now it's leaking a pink frothy substance.

    I hope the surgery works, because I'm sick of living like this. I'm on depression meds now, so it helps a lot, and I have some parts of the day where I'm happy, but for the majority of the time, I'm in a place darker than the hole that is spewing liquid cotton candy.
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    you should write a doap rap about it
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    [email protected]
    Replying to @KidRock

    Please sit yo wack ass down somewhere


    i recorded an MJ cover for today's big strike in France https://soundcloud.com/krapulax-east...foutre-de-nous

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    I hate when I go into a public bathroom to shit, and it smells really bad from the last guy. I don't hate it because of the smell; I hate it because if someone else comes in while I'm shitting, they're going to think that the smell is from me, but my shit doesn't smell like that.

    If someone is going to be grossed out, I want it to be from MY smell, not someone else's.
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    Did you poop a lot in your High School?
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    No, I held it in all day. I've always hated shitting in public bathrooms. The ONE time I ever did at school, a teacher came in and touched me.

    Jk. He came in and started talking to me on the other side of the stall door, asking "you're not smoking in there, are you?"

    I still don't like shitting in public places unless it's necessary, which has been always, lately
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    I got caught smoking in the school bathroom (kind of) but never walked in on whilst taking a rare school dook-dook.

    I went to 2 different High Schools. 1 was mostly black and spanish. The stalls were all marked up and I recall seeing a swastika drawn in 1 and being pretty surprised, considering the school. I know that doesn't have much to do with anything we're talking about but I've got spurs on my boot and I don't give a hoot 'cuz I got me a pretty woman's love.
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    I had to shit everyday in school, like twice a day as I got older and my lactose intolerance got worse.
    Once I stopped drinking dairy in my senior year, went to a better high school, and they had a juice option with lunch, I would rarely have to take a dump in school.
    In the current times, I have no problem dropping mud at work or in public.

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    Finished community service. The C.O. in charge is actually kind doap. He buys subs and sneaks chew in for some of the inmates that work with us.
    He also let us leave 6 hours early. Supposed to work 8-4. He had us fuck off, after 2 hours of practically nothingness.
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    What mg of subs do y'all sell him?

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    10 hour days this week. Fuck it, I can use the extra $$$.

    Also, my self destruction continues. I lost my temper and slammed my fist on the counter. Pretty sure it's fractured.
    17'in in 2019

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    10 hour days this week. Fuck it, I can use the extra $$$.

    Also, my self destruction continues. I lost my temper and slammed my fist on the counter. Pretty sure it's fractured.
    Your fist or the counter? Or is your fist your counter?

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