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    Quote Originally Posted by Honky McGee View Post
    So... you're for open relationships?
    I wouldn't say that. I don't like to share

    I used to believe in marriage. As time goes on I realize however, no matter how much you THINK you "know" somebody, you don't know shit. Why sign a piece of paper and end up fucking yourself in the long run? I'm bitter when it comes to relationships right now. Marriages whatever. YOU DO YOU AND I'LL DO ME.... figuratively speaking of course

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    Ol boy still got you a bit fucked up huh?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    finally a woman that doesnt want that shit, marriage is a ridiculous concept and kids are evil little monsters

    why does every woman want that shit? thats pretty much what killed my last relationship
    I wish there were more out there who didn't so I wouldn't have to fucking defend myself every time it gets mentioned lol. I see all my friends poppin out kids left and right. I totally give credit to every mother out there, I personally... well, ILL PASS!!! Your kid is cute, doesn't mean I want one of my own though

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    Ol boy still got you a bit fucked up huh?
    Fool me once, shame on you. Twice, shame on me.

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    Well some people just ain't worth the time. Sometimes it takes time to realize that, but dont let someone else fuck ya up for other peoples.
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    ALL MY FRIENDS WITH KIDS DONT SEEM HAPPY. ITS LIKE THE KIDS SUCKED THE LIFE OUTTA THEM .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    finally a woman that doesnt want that shit, marriage is a ridiculous concept and kids are evil little monsters

    why does every woman want that shit? thats pretty much what killed my last relationship
    This. My last gf wanted to get married and have kids so bad. I ended up dumping her and she got knocked up by some random guy thinking it was gonna make her life in order. Then I heard later on she tried suicide. Yea, I'm really sorry I passed up on that deal

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    everytime i call my moms, she starts asking me questions about that shit..cuz my 2 little brothers are married, well one is getting married in august

    "when are you gonna find a nice girl to settle down with?"

    and i explain it to her the same way everytime

    "ma, i get bored after fuckin a chick more then 3 times, no way in hell i could imagine being with one girl the rest of my life, this whats gonna happen, im a get married, get suckered into having a kid, end up cheating on her cuz im bored with her, get divorced, paying a grip of child support, depressed cuz the only thing i can afford to eat is ramen, and end up blowing my brains out, do you want that?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taj View Post
    YOU DO YOU AND I'LL DO ME...
    Gotcha. But I don't think it's too much to ask we get to watch you doing you. Just throwing that out there.

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    So aggravated with our pcp dr and our insurance company
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    Oh shit. . .you got a prescription for PCP now!? Somebody hit Stacy's Facebook. . .her Twitter. . .something! Jamie's doing PCP!
    people said his brain was infected by devils
    "death is ugly cuz you fear it, it's beautiful to demons!"

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    Dope (bigger) avatar, Quinton.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinton. View Post
    Oh shit. . .you got a prescription for PCP now!? Somebody hit Stacy's Facebook. . .her Twitter. . .something! Jamie's doing PCP!
    lmao

    this fucker gave tommy a ton of test racked up a 1000 deductible then wont see him til he pays on it. Im sorry but im not paying 50 bucks so you can knock on my knee 3 times.

    im currently sorting out the crazy shit with the billing at the drs. tommy is flippin bc they wouldnt give him his meds
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    Thanks Truant. What can I say? I'm a philanthropist.

    Quote Originally Posted by criminal View Post
    tommy is flippin bc they wouldnt give him his meds
    And by meds you mean. . .mary jane?
    people said his brain was infected by devils
    "death is ugly cuz you fear it, it's beautiful to demons!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinton. View Post
    Thanks Truant. What can I say? I'm a philanthropist.



    And by meds you mean. . .mary jane?
    No he gets xanax somas and ultrams which he needs the xanax to actually sleep...the weed doesnt help everything
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    what medical malady did he claim to have to get an MMC? you don't have to say if you don't want too. just wondering how strict they are. . .
    people said his brain was infected by devils
    "death is ugly cuz you fear it, it's beautiful to demons!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinton. View Post
    Thanks Truant. What can I say? I'm a philanthropist.



    And by meds you mean. . .mary jane?
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    that too.
    people said his brain was infected by devils
    "death is ugly cuz you fear it, it's beautiful to demons!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quinton. View Post
    what medical malady did he claim to have to get an MMC? you don't have to say if you don't want too. just wondering how strict they are. . .
    You can't get it for psychological reasons but you can get it for minor aches and pains.

    *Edit - there are 6 child molesters in my immediate neighborhood, 3 of which live on my street.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taj View Post
    I wouldn't say that. I don't like to share

    I used to believe in marriage. As time goes on I realize however, no matter how much you THINK you "know" somebody, you don't know shit. Why sign a piece of paper and end up fucking yourself in the long run? I'm bitter when it comes to relationships right now. Marriages whatever. YOU DO YOU AND I'LL DO ME.... figuratively speaking of course
    You mean to tell me that you can't imagine having something so special that you want to get the government and lawyers in on it?!

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    Friday the 13th keeps on trolling me. I swear I just checked the calendar and saw this little guy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    This. My last gf wanted to get married and have kids so bad. I ended up dumping her and she got knocked up by some random guy thinking it was gonna make her life in order. Then I heard later on she tried suicide. Yea, I'm really sorry I passed up on that deal
    I had an ex that wanted another kid. I would have to fake a fucking orgasm and then crank one out in the shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jolly Rodger View Post
    You can't get it for psychological reasons but you can get it for minor aches and pains.

    *Edit - there are 6 child molesters in my immediate neighborhood, 3 of which live on my street.
    Goddamn, you picked the right neighborhood!

    I could get the MMC for epilepsy, but fuck it, I'm done sitting around all day and accomplishing nothing. Not saying that's how everyone reacts to it, but I just become a lazy piece of shit on it.

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    I'm not saying people aren't able to do their shit while high, I just was a lazy fuck. I did well in school, though. Fuck, I had a 3.97 GPA before I transferred to Temple. I just never did anything in my down time except smoke. Financially, it was a fucking sieve of cash. Physically, I was just listening to music and eating Doritos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Douche Wellington View Post
    I had an ex that wanted another kid. I would have to fake a fucking orgasm and then crank one out in the shower.
    How does a man fake it? I mean... either you bust or you don't... right? Or am I wrong?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taj View Post
    How does a man fake it? I mean... either you bust or you don't... right? Or am I wrong?
    Its quite easy actually.
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    The dumb bitch was watching the entire time and then attempted to push out nothingness, she may have peed a little.

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    At least she didn't cum. AMIRITE?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Douche Wellington View Post
    I had an ex that wanted another kid. I would have to fake a fucking orgasm and then crank one out in the shower.
    I was so paranoid about knocking up my ex that wanted to get married and have kids (cause I know it would have ruined my life) that sometimes I actually wore and condom and would still pull out.

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    I'm not looking forward to tonight. I agreed to help a friend paint. Painting is one of the most boring things to do IMO, unless you are painting a picture or design. It must be Friday the 13th.

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    Thinkin about deleting my facebook, all it ever is people bitching and moaning about their lives or them talking about their kids, which i care about neither of those things, I hate my friends

    The only thing that makes me keep it is to stay in contact with people, people dont ever use the fuckin phone anymore, "hey, hit me up on facebook".....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    The only thing that makes me keep it is to stay in contact with people, people dont ever use the fuckin phone anymore, "hey, hit me up on facebook".....
    Know exactly what you mean it's like you got my number stop messaging me on facebook

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    Thinkin about deleting my facebook, all it ever is people bitching and moaning about their lives or them talking about their kids, which i care about neither of those things, I hate my friends

    The only thing that makes me keep it is to stay in contact with people, people dont ever use the fuckin phone anymore, "hey, hit me up on facebook".....
    I feel you man, I was tempted to delete my shit before my birthday just to see how many people would actually bother to hit me up without a reminder on that shit. I'm barely ever on it anyway. All I ever see when I'm online is people whining and complaining or trying to sound deep and failing miserably.

    The worse thing though is my buddy... he all of a sudden wants to try to be a rapper, and his "mentor" is some faggot juggalo kid. I heard some of his music and you though Dub couldn't rhyme and stay on beat? Fuck....
    Signing onto them and their lame keystyles is enough to make me wanna kick their moms in the cunt for having em.
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    You dont, but you give her the impression that you did inside of her. Then you immediately rush to the shower.

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    G2 is good shit.



    I was so paranoid about knocking up my ex that wanted to get married and have kids (cause I know it would have ruined my life) that sometimes I actually wore and condom and would still pull out.
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    You dont, but you give her the impression that you did inside of her. Then you immediately rush to the shower.
    everytime ive busted in a chick there is a few minutes after where it comes out when she stands up

    how do u fake that?
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    everytime ive busted in a chick there is a few minutes after where it comes out when she stands up

    how do u fake that?
    Date really stupid girls. I dont know, man. It worked for like 3 months before I moved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Douche Wellington View Post
    Date really stupid girls. I dont know, man. It worked for like 3 months before I moved.
    haha that bitch must of been stacy style of stupid

    the law of physics is gonna tell you that atleast SOMETHING is gonna come out
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    haha that bitch must of been stacy style of stupid

    the law of psychics is gonna tell you that atleast SOMETHING is gonna come out
    Yeah, she was something else.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Antonio View Post
    haha that bitch must of been stacy style of stupid

    the law of physics is gonna tell you that atleast SOMETHING is gonna come out
    Common sense you'd think...

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    3 Months?

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    How most people should wait until they're in their 30's to have kids. There are a lot of great parents in their 20s out there but there's more that I've seen that don't wanna accept that they can't act like ignorant idiotic fucking teenagers anymore once they have the responsibility of raising a child.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Johnny Truant View Post
    How most people should wait until they're in their 30's to have kids. There are a lot of great parents in their 20s out there but there's more that I've seen that don't wanna accept that they can't act like ignorant idiotic fucking teenagers anymore once they have the responsibility of raising a child.
    This....it's sad...I mean I act like an asshole sometimes. But I do think I had avie too young at 23, having camron now would have been perfect...I could have finished school. I SHOULD have thought bout that before deciding we were gonna have another kid. But eff it. Bc ya know I got pregnant just to save my marriage *sideye* I just think it's sad when people have kids and still don't know when to act like an adult....like when you are 36 years old
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    My uncle (who's actually 4 years younger than me; my Grandfather had a set of triplets 4 years after I was born, meaning I have an uncle and two aunts that are younger than me) just won some events in the Special Olympics in CT (he has autism). I'm pretty happy for him.
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    My uncle (who's actually 4 years younger than me; my Grandfather had a set of triplets 4 years after I was born, meaning I have an uncle and two aunts that are younger than me)
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    The Buckethead shit? He scored the movie but it's been years since I've seen it.

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    The Buckethead shit? He scored the movie but it's been years since I've seen it.
    the og mortal kombat movie soundtrack was all sorts of bands, including some friends of mine, Mutha's Day Out
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    the og mortal kombat movie soundtrack was all sorts of bands, including some friends of mine, Mutha's Day Out
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    Well, he just worked on the score. I've never heard the soundtrack so I dunno if he's on it.

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    ya's he's got a song with george clinton on it
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