I wouldn't say that. I don't like to shareOriginally Posted by Honky McGee
I used to believe in marriage. As time goes on I realize however, no matter how much you THINK you "know" somebody, you don't know shit. Why sign a piece of paper and end up fucking yourself in the long run? I'm bitter when it comes to relationships right now. Marriages whatever. YOU DO YOU AND I'LL DO ME.... figuratively speaking of course
Ol boy still got you a bit fucked up huh?
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I wish there were more out there who didn't so I wouldn't have to fucking defend myself every time it gets mentioned lol. I see all my friends poppin out kids left and right. I totally give credit to every mother out there, I personally... well, ILL PASS!!! Your kid is cute, doesn't mean I want one of my own though
Fool me once, shame on you. Twice, shame on me.
Well some people just ain't worth the time. Sometimes it takes time to realize that, but dont let someone else fuck ya up for other peoples.
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ALL MY FRIENDS WITH KIDS DONT SEEM HAPPY. ITS LIKE THE KIDS SUCKED THE LIFE OUTTA THEM .
This. My last gf wanted to get married and have kids so bad. I ended up dumping her and she got knocked up by some random guy thinking it was gonna make her life in order. Then I heard later on she tried suicide. Yea, I'm really sorry I passed up on that deal
everytime i call my moms, she starts asking me questions about that shit..cuz my 2 little brothers are married, well one is getting married in august
"when are you gonna find a nice girl to settle down with?"
and i explain it to her the same way everytime
"ma, i get bored after fuckin a chick more then 3 times, no way in hell i could imagine being with one girl the rest of my life, this whats gonna happen, im a get married, get suckered into having a kid, end up cheating on her cuz im bored with her, get divorced, paying a grip of child support, depressed cuz the only thing i can afford to eat is ramen, and end up blowing my brains out, do you want that?"
Don't let the pretty face fool you. I roll like a BOSS!
Gotcha. But I don't think it's too much to ask we get to watch you doing you. Just throwing that out there.
Oh shit. . .you got a prescription for PCP now!? Somebody hit Stacy's Facebook. . .her Twitter. . .something! Jamie's doing PCP!
people said his brain was infected by devils"death is ugly cuz you fear it, it's beautiful to demons!"
Dope (bigger) avatar, Quinton.
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lmao
this fucker gave tommy a ton of test racked up a 1000 deductible then wont see him til he pays on it. Im sorry but im not paying 50 bucks so you can knock on my knee 3 times.
im currently sorting out the crazy shit with the billing at the drs. tommy is flippin bc they wouldnt give him his meds
Thanks Truant. What can I say? I'm a philanthropist.
And by meds you mean. . .mary jane?
people said his brain was infected by devils"death is ugly cuz you fear it, it's beautiful to demons!"
No he gets xanax somas and ultrams which he needs the xanax to actually sleep...the weed doesnt help everything
what medical malady did he claim to have to get an MMC? you don't have to say if you don't want too. just wondering how strict they are. . .
people said his brain was infected by devils"death is ugly cuz you fear it, it's beautiful to demons!"
that too.
people said his brain was infected by devils"death is ugly cuz you fear it, it's beautiful to demons!"
You can't get it for psychological reasons but you can get it for minor aches and pains.
*Edit - there are 6 child molesters in my immediate neighborhood, 3 of which live on my street.
G2 Gatorade is an awesome thirst quencher
feeling accomplished right now just got first on Steve Smith's (The NFL Player) status update
You mean to tell me that you can't imagine having something so special that you want to get the government and lawyers in on it?!I wouldn't say that. I don't like to share
I used to believe in marriage. As time goes on I realize however, no matter how much you THINK you "know" somebody, you don't know shit. Why sign a piece of paper and end up fucking yourself in the long run? I'm bitter when it comes to relationships right now. Marriages whatever. YOU DO YOU AND I'LL DO ME.... figuratively speaking of course
Friday the 13th keeps on trolling me. I swear I just checked the calendar and saw this little guy
It started with the trains, and hasn't quit yet.
I had an ex that wanted another kid. I would have to fake a fucking orgasm and then crank one out in the shower.This. My last gf wanted to get married and have kids so bad. I ended up dumping her and she got knocked up by some random guy thinking it was gonna make her life in order. Then I heard later on she tried suicide. Yea, I'm really sorry I passed up on that deal
Goddamn, you picked the right neighborhood!
I could get the MMC for epilepsy, but fuck it, I'm done sitting around all day and accomplishing nothing. Not saying that's how everyone reacts to it, but I just become a lazy piece of shit on it.
I used to smoke and write english papers. I passed all of my english classes with A's. I also quoted purg poasters in a paper once.
I'm not saying people aren't able to do their shit while high, I just was a lazy fuck. I did well in school, though. Fuck, I had a 3.97 GPA before I transferred to Temple. I just never did anything in my down time except smoke. Financially, it was a fucking sieve of cash. Physically, I was just listening to music and eating Doritos.
How does a man fake it? I mean... either you bust or you don't... right? Or am I wrong?I had an ex that wanted another kid. I would have to fake a fucking orgasm and then crank one out in the shower.
Its quite easy actually.
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I pulled that move once or twice with an ex of mine. I am not sure how I got away with it to be honest.
Pull out, claim to be cumming, spit on broads back. Fake out accomplished. Then skeet in her eye.
The dumb bitch was watching the entire time and then attempted to push out nothingness, she may have peed a little.
At least she didn't pewp.
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At least she didn't cum. AMIRITE?
Sooooooooo not cool.
Kind of cool.
Gotta go for the gold each time.
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I'm like some athlete who wins a lot of gold medals up in this bitch.
I won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck!
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i wanna cut your fuckin throat off, stab the fuckin shit outta you
I blew up Krypton.
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Buy my fuckin' album bitch, or I'll punch your fuckin' face.
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G2 is good shit.
I had an ex that wanted another kid. I would have to fake a fucking orgasm and then crank one out in the shower.I was so paranoid about knocking up my ex that wanted to get married and have kids (cause I know it would have ruined my life) that sometimes I actually wore and condom and would still pull out.
I'm not looking forward to tonight. I agreed to help a friend paint. Painting is one of the most boring things to do IMO, unless you are painting a picture or design. It must be Friday the 13th.
how swag my mighty ducks jerseys are
Thinkin about deleting my facebook, all it ever is people bitching and moaning about their lives or them talking about their kids, which i care about neither of those things, I hate my friends
The only thing that makes me keep it is to stay in contact with people, people dont ever use the fuckin phone anymore, "hey, hit me up on facebook".....
Don't let the pretty face fool you. I roll like a BOSS!
Know exactly what you meanThe only thing that makes me keep it is to stay in contact with people, people dont ever use the fuckin phone anymore, "hey, hit me up on facebook".....
I feel you man, I was tempted to delete my shit before my birthday just to see how many people would actually bother to hit me up without a reminder on that shit. I'm barely ever on it anyway. All I ever see when I'm online is people whining and complaining or trying to sound deep and failing miserably.Thinkin about deleting my facebook, all it ever is people bitching and moaning about their lives or them talking about their kids, which i care about neither of those things, I hate my friends
The only thing that makes me keep it is to stay in contact with people, people dont ever use the fuckin phone anymore, "hey, hit me up on facebook".....
The worse thing though is my buddy... he all of a sudden wants to try to be a rapper, and his "mentor" is some faggot juggalo kid. I heard some of his music and you though Dub couldn't rhyme and stay on beat? Fuck....
Signing onto them and their lame keystyles is enough to make me wanna kick their moms in the cunt for having em.
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I never been on facebook ever. I always pictured it being a even gayer version of Myspace.
So dope brother.how swag my mighty ducks jerseys are
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Thinking about a festival this weekend, going tommorow of its nice out. Gonna get drunk and act a fool.
You dont, but you give her the impression that you did inside of her. Then you immediately rush to the shower.
G2 Grape is the shit.G2 is good shit.
This psycho wouldn't let me wear a rubber. On one hand, it was great. On the other, it was Russian Roulette [/Nolecom].
everytime ive busted in a chick there is a few minutes after where it comes out when she stands up
how do u fake that?
Don't let the pretty face fool you. I roll like a BOSS!
That's fucked up
Date really stupid girls. I dont know, man. It worked for like 3 months before I moved.
Thats a perfect way to describe it.
haha that bitch must of been stacy style of stupid
the law of physics is gonna tell you that atleast SOMETHING is gonna come out
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Don't let the pretty face fool you. I roll like a BOSS!
Yeah, she was something else.
Common sense you'd think...
How I really rather not be working on this paper, even if it is easy to write about.
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3 Months?
That's got to be some kind of record.
You wouldn't be a hit if the mafia wanted you dead...
If I could milk this paper to 10-11 pages.
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Keira Knightly should buy herself some bigger tits.
How I upset my girlfriend by telling her "If you're telling me you got something to tell me, and you cant tell me right now and that its nothing, then don't even bother me with it".
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how banging the original mortal kombat movie sound track is
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“Don't mistake my kindness for weakness. I am kind to everyone, but when someone is unkind to me, weak is not what you are going to remember about me.”
― Al Capone
How most people should wait until they're in their 30's to have kids. There are a lot of great parents in their 20s out there but there's more that I've seen that don't wanna accept that they can't act like ignorant idiotic fucking teenagers anymore once they have the responsibility of raising a child.
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How fucking great Truant's avatar is.
I blew up Krypton.
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Buy my fuckin' album bitch, or I'll punch your fuckin' face.
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indeed
man, i'm mixin my shit right now (rough mix but still)
How awesome my older sister is....she got the new iPad 2, and gave me her first one, score
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<-------- I wanna do Jamie like this
Hi guys , it's me.
Just woke up
just joined here, having some lulz
This....it's sad...I mean I act like an asshole sometimes. But I do think I had avie too young at 23, having camron now would have been perfect...I could have finished school. I SHOULD have thought bout that before deciding we were gonna have another kid. But eff it. Bc ya know I got pregnant just to save my marriage *sideye* I just think it's sad when people have kids and still don't know when to act like an adult....like when you are 36 years old
With the arrow pointing to your av since you quoted it it looks like you're about to give me good helmet
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My uncle (who's actually 4 years younger than me; my Grandfather had a set of triplets 4 years after I was born, meaning I have an uncle and two aunts that are younger than me) just won some events in the Special Olympics in CT (he has autism). I'm pretty happy for him.
Stay Poasted Since '08. I Fucked Your Mom Like An Expedition Coming Off The Highway With No Brakes
BARS!
Lol woot.
Also cool for him winning.
I blew up Krypton.
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Buy my fuckin' album bitch, or I'll punch your fuckin' face.
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The Buckethead shit? He scored the movie but it's been years since I've seen it.
Almost 600 poasts. I need a life.
Anyone have one I can take?
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the og mortal kombat movie soundtrack was all sorts of bands, including some friends of mine, Mutha's Day Out
Well, he just worked on the score. I've never heard the soundtrack so I dunno if he's on it.
ya's he's got a song with george clinton on it
I checked out wikipedia and "Goro vs. Art" is his only track I guess.
A drunken Jamie and a drunken Kevin
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That I'm surprised its already a quarter to midnight
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Kinda mad at myself for not going to a party, But I am entirely to tired. Long as week and I just wanna kick back with this purple, pizza and the movie Goodfellas.
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Good bud and pizza sounds absolutely godlike right now.
Where do you live again Weedo?
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OHIO, CLOSE TO NLQP
I want to take another trip to Cleveland this summer, maybe we'll go camping with you while we're out there.
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A lot.
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