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    Exclamation Juggalo Wedding

    So for LuLz today I checked out www.arkansasjuggalofamily.com. One of the features offered is Juggalo weddings set up by the site's owners Rev. Neon Juggalo aka Carotdude.

    Services vary and start at the Basic Package which starts at 25 bucks and just includes a Juggalo Ceremony. If you want to splurge on that special day for you and your lette you can go all in on the Platinum Package for 100 dollars. This includes a rehearsal, Juggalo Ceremony, AND a pastor (Which makes me wonder if "rev" carotdude has an online divinity certification for the Juggalo Faith haha).

    Anyway Fam, ya'll should check the website out if you want to make your wedding special before the wagons come to take you and your Juggalette off to your little slice of Shangri-La in the trailer park to start getting in that neden and making some Juggalittles and adding your own family to our Family. All info can be found at Rev. Neon "Carotdude" Juggalo at http://www.arkansasjuggalofffamily.com! MMFWCL! w00p x2!

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    $100 is quite reasonable, actually.

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    i can't tell if those are crunchy cheetos or frosting

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    juggalos? how do they work? oh yeah THEY DON'T
    updates coming June 2001....
    it's getting shilly outside

    Eat a dick and die

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    is that cake even real or edible?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2xinsane View Post
    is that cake even real or edible?
    play-doh isn't toxic...




    the aluminum foil is a nice touch :troll2:

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    Quote Originally Posted by GOD View Post
    play-doh isn't toxic...




    the aluminum foil is a nice touch :troll2:
    Actually..I thought the rat was the nicest touch

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    why wouldn't they cut it with a cleaver
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hansy View Post
    why wouldn't they cut it with a cleaver
    I thought juggalo wedding cakes had to be cut with a hatchet...into 17 slices.

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    do the groomsmen dress up as the psychopathic family, and is the groom sporting 2 dope or violent j face paint? and is it the classic style or shangri la style?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wicked Journal View Post
    So for LuLz today I checked out www.arkansasjuggalofamily.com. One of the features offered is Juggalo weddings set up by the site's owners Rev. Neon Juggalo aka Carotdude.

    Services vary and start at the Basic Package which starts at 25 bucks and just includes a Juggalo Ceremony. If you want to splurge on that special day for you and your lette you can go all in on the Platinum Package for 100 dollars. This includes a rehearsal, Juggalo Ceremony, AND a pastor (Which makes me wonder if "rev" carotdude has an online divinity certification for the Juggalo Faith haha).

    Anyway Fam, ya'll should check the website out if you want to make your wedding special before the wagons come to take you and your Juggalette off to your little slice of Shangri-La in the trailer park to start getting in that neden and making some Juggalittles and adding your own family to our Family. All info can be found at Rev. Neon "Carotdude" Juggalo at
    Carrotdude? Could it be the same one? That'd be awesome.

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    Carrotdude? Could it be the same one? That'd be awesome.
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