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    My sciatic nerve is being a fucking asshole right now. I must've tried rolling over in my sleep, because I woke up shrieking in pain. Took me like 4 minutes to get up. I'm walking it off now; that usually puts the nerve back in its place.

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    balls have been emptied, gf went back to sleep, i'm drinking coffee and peepin' some dungeon synth and getting ready for work

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    Smoking on a spliff and watching the Raiders/Dolphins game. Eventually Ill pass out. Im fucking tired today.
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    I JUST GOT DONE WITH A JOINT, WATCH THIS BOTCHFEST THAT IS BOUND FOR GLORY.
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    Back on the east coast. I was on the plane with Rahm Emanuel today on my flight from Chicago to D.C. I tried to start a conversation with him, but he wasn't having it.
    Gotta take a shit.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Im going to google rahm emmanual. I better be impressed by this guessed brush with fame.

    Edited.

    A jewish politician.. You should've shanked him
    I mean for all they know she could have already been in the trunk when I bought the car.

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    Getting ready to go to the gym like a faggot.
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    gf's gone, back to life on my own for a couple of weeks again, our time together was so dope i almost didn't miss acting like a faggot but i did
    gonna go to the restaurant soon

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    LETS JUST HOPE NOONE FINDS THE BODY....
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    I found one man kru on facebook. He lives in Korea and claims to be a famous pro wrestler who has sold 3k units over there.



    Im calling bullshit on all of it lmfao.

    Wasnt he the dude who said hed suck off shaggy for a record deal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    LETS JUST HOPE NOONE FINDS THE BODY....
    body's been cooked in red wine by moma

    back from work at the restaurant and i don't feel like working on my own shit right now so i'm just gonna chill and blast tunes and write lyrics i guess

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    Right, I'm off to tear and break some leg muscles and hopefully burn some of my bum-bum fat. When I get back you better hope I'm in the right mood to piss all over your grandma's grave. I saved up a grand intestinal extravaganza for you fucking boogerheads.

    Tar-ta!

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    I need a new car. Have no money and fuck all for financing options.


    This sucks.

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    can you find an old working fine enough piece of shit car for like $600 in the US ? like even if it'll last only 6 months

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    YEAH, I NEED A TRUCK BUT I'M ON A BUDGET, UNTIL THEN I GOTTA GET MY CAR REGISTERED IN THIS STATE AND HAVE SOMEONE OUT A INSPECTION STICKER ON IT.....IT DEFINITELY WILL NOT PASS SO I GOTTA FIND SOMEONE NEW, MY OLD STICKER GUY DIED.
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    EVAK, DOES MICHIGAN HAVE STATE SAFETY INSPECTIONS FOR THE VEHICLE? EMISSIONS STICKER?
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    EVAK, DOES MICHIGAN HAVE STATE SAFETY INSPECTIONS FOR THE VEHICLE? EMISSIONS STICKER?
    Nope, but if your exhaust is loud you'll get ticketed.

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    PA HAS VERY STRICT INSPECTION RULES, HERE'S A 139 PAGE PDF ABOUT IT.
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    Watching Royal Rumble 1990.
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    finishng work, then i'm gonna pick up Nick Legrek and go for a walk in town

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    Got up at 4 today for some god awful reason. Toyed around at the gym... then said fuck it and went back to sleep. Up now eating a breakfast and drinking some juice. Lovely.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    I was up at 4 as well because my cat was killing a mouse. I worked from home yesterday for a few hours and I am working from home today. It's pretty doap

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    It gets old.
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    I've been working non stop for the past several weeks- probably something close to 80+ hours a week. Today- I aint doing shit. Well thats not totally true- but I'm in Richmond and I refuse to get on another plane for at least a week.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by nastyvanda1 View Post
    It gets old.
    Yeah I can see that. I've already wanted to lay down or leave a few times.

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    I LOVE WORKING FROM HOME.
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    finishing work, about to go take a shit and maybe text Larry or Nuffy

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    Group chat, group chat, I'm surprised we dont have a group chat with like 12 of us.

    But I guess thats why we have this forum.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    YEAH, THE FORUM IS KINDA A GROUP CHAT
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    Yea. The forum.
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    I THINK ITS GOING TO BE A ROUGH WINTER..

    IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUT MY NEXT MOVE...

    THE BUSINESS IS AT CAPACITY FOR THE LIVING SPACE I GOT AT THE PARENT HOUSE, THEY BEEN TALKING ABOUT MOVING FOR YEARS, THUS WHY IM HERE. THEY KEEP PUTTING OFF THE MOVE, WHILE MY SALES LEVEL OFF DUE TO LACK OF INVENTORY SPACE. MY MOM DID INQUIRE ABOUT A HOUSE FROM AN OLD FRIEND OF MINE, I HOPE THEY GET IT.

    WELL, TODAY MOM HAD ANOTHER BIOPSY, DOC SAYS IT LOOKS LIKE THE CANCER IS BACK. PROLLY GONNA START RADIATION RIGHT AFTER THANKSGIVING. I WANT THIS HOUSE, BUT I DONT THINK THEY WILL MOVE.

    I DONT EVEN REALLY THINK THEY SHOULD. MY STEPDAD DOES ALMOST NO MAINTENANCE OR HOUSEWORK. HE ALSO HAS A REALLY HARD TIME WATCHING SOMEONE HE LOVES DETERIORATE, HE DIDNT SEE HIS MOM OR HIS UNCLES MUCH AFTER THEIR ILLNESSES BEFORE THEY PASSED.

    IM MORE WORRIED THAT THEY WONT MOVE, MOM WILL DIE, AND I WILL BE EXPECTED TO KEEP CLEANING AND TAKING CARE OF THE PLACE WHILE MY STEPDAD JUST REFUSES TO MOVE. IM EXPECTING HIM TO SUCCUMB TO HIS DIABETES IF MOM GOES, HE'S ALREADY STRESS EATING HOSTESS CAKES AND FAST FOOD.

    AND WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENS WITH MY BROTHER? I GOTTA START GETTING HIS TRUSTFUND AND CARETAKER INFO AND EVERYTHING BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HIS CARE IS GOING TO BE MY RESPONSIBILITY.
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    Shit sitch right there bruh.

    Step one- find a new place to live. Stop cleaning after other people. Get a storage place for your inventory. Can't be more than a 100 bucks or so a month. Then get an LLC for your business. Business license should only cost around 25 bucks. Then set up a bank account in the companys name. Also put the new place in the business name- even if its an apartment. A rental house would be better though.

    Step two- once you've gotten settled into the new place and your sales for business find a steady average- marry your girlfriend.

    Step three- (Optional) Since you like taking care of people and shit and cleaning up after them, have your brother move in with you and your now wife. You can get government funding for this plus a tax credit once your'e married.

    Step four- Ma duke will stop being so damn stressed all of a sudden- and Sweet Daddy Coco Puffs will need to leave the sugary shit alone. She gets through the treatment after bird cooking day, he gets his shit together. And its all good.

    Step five- send me 20 percent monthly of your business average.

    Step six- I sit pool side, smoke a stoag, and fluffl my own balls.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    One... you're like a dream come true...
    Two... just wanna be with you...
    Three... girl, it's plain to see that you're the only one for me...
    And four... repeat steps one through three...
    Five... make you fall in love with me...
    If ever I believe my work is done
    Then I'll start back at one
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    Shit sitch right there bruh.

    Step one- find a new place to live. Stop cleaning after other people. Get a storage place for your inventory. Can't be more than a 100 bucks or so a month. Then get an LLC for your business. Business license should only cost around 25 bucks. Then set up a bank account in the companys name. Also put the new place in the business name- even if its an apartment. A rental house would be better though.

    Step two- once you've gotten settled into the new place and your sales for business find a steady average- marry your girlfriend.

    Step three- (Optional) Since you like taking care of people and shit and cleaning up after them, have your brother move in with you and your now wife. You can get government funding for this plus a tax credit once your'e married.

    Step four- Ma duke will stop being so damn stressed all of a sudden- and Sweet Daddy Coco Puffs will need to leave the sugary shit alone. She gets through the treatment after bird cooking day, he gets his shit together. And its all good.

    Step five- send me 20 percent monthly of your business average.

    Step six- I sit pool side, smoke a stoag, and fluffl my own balls.
    YEAH, IM ALREADY LOOKING AT A FEW PLACES.

    THERE ISNT REALLY ANYWHERE I WANT TO LIVE IN THIS CITY, AND THE BUSINESS IS ALL ONLINE.

    PUTTING THE INVENTORY IN STORAGE ISNT REALLY AN OPTION, CUZ I DONT WANNA BE THERE EVERY OTHER DAY GRABBING ORDERS. I GOT LIKE 30 HUGE PLASTIC TOTES FULL OF CLOTHES.

    THE BUSINESS IS IN THE GFs NAME. SO YOU MEAN, START A NEW BUSINESS THATS AN LLC?

    I THOUGHT BOUT THE MARRIAGE THING, THAT'LL LOWER OUR TAXES RIGHT?

    RIGHT NOW WE JUST SELL SHIT ON EBAY, AND MAYBE LOCAL FLEA MARKETS. BUT IM TRYING TO GET THE GF TO PUT SOME OF HER ART ON SHIRTS AND WE COULD SELL THAT...SHES KINDA AFRAID OF RIDICULE AND DOESNT WANT HER ART OUT THERE.

    AND THE STEPDAD WONT CHANGE HIS EATING HABITS, THATS NOT EVEN AN OPTION FOR HIM. HE'D RATHER HAVE TO TAKE THE MEDS. MOM NOT BEING ABLE TO CLEAN AND THE STEPDAD NOT CLEANING IS A BIG ISSUE, ONE THAT MIGHT SEE MY MOM MOVE AWAY FROM HIM.

    AND THE BROTHER THING ISNT AN OPTION DUE TO HIS VIOLENT OUTBURSTS AND THE FACT THAT THE GF SAW HIM ATTACK AND BITE MY MOM. BETWEEN HIS TRUSTFUND AND HIS WELFARE CHECK I SHOULD BE ABLE TO FIND SOMEWHERE CLOSE FOR HIM TO STAY, BUT HE'S TRIED A FEW WITH MINIMAL SUCCESS.
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    Farting like its going out of style. It started last night and hasn't let up.

    Yesterday evening I fell asleep and was awoke by a blast of flatulence erupting from my sphincter. I then realized I was not alone and was among 20 or so people at an AA meeting. I had fallen asleep on the couch by the door. The meeting commenced as if nothing happened but I know they all heard it. I went back to sleep.
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    I had the worst fart at work earlier, and it smelled so bad, so I started cleaning my hands with Purell and blowing it around me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    Farting like its going out of style. It started last night and hasn't let up.

    Yesterday evening I fell asleep and was awoke by a blast of flatulence erupting from my sphincter. I then realized I was not alone and was among 20 or so people at an AA meeting. I had fallen asleep on the couch by the door. The meeting commenced as if nothing happened but I know they all heard it. I went back to sleep.

    I just spit Froot Loops fucking everywhere- all over a 20 thousand dollar mini console.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Farting like its going out of style. It started last night and hasn't let up.

    Yesterday evening I fell asleep and was awoke by a blast of flatulence erupting from my sphincter. I then realized I was not alone and was among 20 or so people at an AA meeting. I had fallen asleep on the couch by the door. The meeting commenced as if nothing happened but I know they all heard it. I went back to sleep.
    Lol'd IRL.
    I let one rip on my girls ass while she was sleeping the other night.
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    farts def are like nitrous oxide

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    Farting like its going out of style. It started last night and hasn't let up.

    Yesterday evening I fell asleep and was awoke by a blast of flatulence erupting from my sphincter. I then realized I was not alone and was among 20 or so people at an AA meeting. I had fallen asleep on the couch by the door. The meeting commenced as if nothing happened but I know they all heard it. I went back to sleep.
    laughter aside, how is the sobriety going?

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    i'm going to the sto', i'm gonna try my best to not have to go again tomorrow

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    My gf said my fart this morning gave her a headache and left a film on her tongue.

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    that sounds like a doap fart.

    I had one the other night that was roughly 12 seconds long. It was so long, that my girlfriend said an entire sentence, but I wasn't listening to what she was saying; I was counting.

    She got mad at me.

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    getting ready to go smoke weed and play the drums and throw random shit around at Biboo's

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    laughter aside, how is the sobriety going?
    Almost at two weeks. I've definitely had several cravings where I thought I was going to break but toughed them out. It's something that lasts 20 minutes or so and passes. One of the toughest things to deal with is having life-like dreams about using, then waking up wondering of it was real or not.
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    I have dreams like that where I took a doap shit, and I wake up and have to check my pants.

    That's good though. What's the longest you've been sober for, ever since realizing you had a problem?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    that sounds like a doap fart.

    I had one the other night that was roughly 12 seconds long. It was so long, that my girlfriend said an entire sentence, but I wasn't listening to what she was saying; I was counting.

    She got mad at me.
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    Waking up for the fourth time today. Got really sick Wednesday night. For weeks I was dodging it at work, but it finally got me. Yesterday I thought I was gonna die, frfr. But i do feel better today. Just been coughing up the most hellacious lung butter of all time.

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    5 months
    I'm a substituter. I quit smoking and smoke weed more. I quit weed and take up cigarettes and booze. I quit everything and took up skoal.

    Currently I smoke weed (it sounds so teenager-ish to say it like that, brb bumping kmk) and have a can of grizzly on me most times. Haven't wanted to drink or anything else in a long time, but these days when I want to go get shitfaced is when I get under extreme stress.

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    Just been coughing up the most hellacious lung butter of all time.
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    Currently I smoke weed (it sounds so teenager-ish to say it like that, brb bumping kmk).
    It would only sound teenager-ish if you called it stuff like dank, and chronic, and made sure to turn on your black light at 4:20 so you could get faded

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    It would only sound teenager-ish if you called it stuff like dank, and chronic, and made sure to turn on your black light at 4:20 so you could get faded
    I have an office upstairs at my house. The kids aren't allowed up there, and That's where I smoke. It's much less stoner teenager and much more after work relax mode.

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    My friend and all his friends still smoke weed. When they come over for his summer cookouts and want to smoke everyone has to hide out in his garage so his neighbors don't see. I know its because its illegal but hiding out to do something in your mid 30's seems a little ridiculous. I would think its fairly obvious why a group of people disappear into a garage for 5-10 minutes anyway. Add to the fact that everyone is openly drinking for hours then get in their cars and drive home
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    Shout out to Non-Evil Evak for not smoking weed around his children. I have friends who hotbox the bathroom while their kid is taking a bath like WHUT
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    My friend and all his friends still smoke weed. When they come over for his summer cookouts and want to smoke everyone has to hide out in his garage so his neighbors don't see. I know its because its illegal but hiding out to do something in your mid 30's seems a little ridiculous. I would think its fairly obvious why a group of people disappear into a garage for 5-10 minutes anyway. Add to the fact that everyone is openly drinking for hours then get in their cars and drive home
    You know, in MA, it's legal and has been for almost a year, but I feel like people still hide to smoke. I've yet to see anyone publicly smoke, except for some lady that I went metal detecting with on Tuesday.

    Then again, I don't think you can publicly smoke it

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    Shout out to Non-Evil Evak for not smoking weed around his children. I have friends who hotbox the bathroom while their kid is taking a bath like WHUT
    +5,000 Hip-hop points.
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    Sam goes metal detecting... with people...

    Dude that's awesome. But also hilarious.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    I also found it funny. Sam needs to post a pic of doing said activity.
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    We're so doap, in the gayest way possible. These are people I met off of a metal detecting Facebook group. I took them to a mountain that had some old cellar holes from an abandoned Jewish summer camp.

    We also had the doapest circle jerk every time one of us found a silver coin. Sometimes we would just pretend we found one.

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    Sam you are quite possibly the strangest normal dude I've ever known.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    He's not normal. He's just less of an idiot.
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    A DIFFERENT KIND OF IDIOT
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    We just discovered a hidden instant messaging program on the computers at work. this girl has been IMing me all day, talking about how she used to fuck a drug dealer in the back room when she worked at Radio Shack.

    - - - Updated - - -

    little does she know, all the conversations are probably recorded, so I just keep saying "lol"

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    Is she hot
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    Radioshack was dope ho. Especially the little back room where you could fuck bitches.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    I hated working there. Corporate would try forcing employees to sell "protection plans" for customers that cost more than the actual item it was protecting. When I said "why would they spend $40 on a protection plan for a $10 phone case? They could just buy 3 more". Their response: "but most customers don't think of that". Assholes


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    Is she hot
    I really can't decide. She's thick, and you can tell she definitely used to be really fat. So she kinda still has the face of someone who wants to eat and has no self-esteem, but it's also kind of cute.

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    I'm pretty sure the statute of limitations for any legal ramification is far from passed at this point.

    But we used to run fucking game on Radioshack. I too worked at Radioshack, but before that- I used to slang cell phones at those little shitty Kiosks in the mall. But I had two other homies who worked at the radio shack in the mall. Our mall was really close to a military base- and selling cell phones back in those days was a great way to make some quick money. We were making like a 100 bucks a phone once you sold all the shit with it. And with the military boom of post 911- we would run out of cell phones almost daily.

    Annnnnnyyyyyyway. Id run someones credit to get approved for cell service- sell them a phone... or 5... or whatever. Then I'd take their credit appplication of to my boys at the Radioshack and the circuit city, and the best buy all withing walking distance from the mall. We'd open up credit cards in their names and buy fucking everything we ever wanted. This was back when identity theft was still young. But boy- we pimped that shit like noones business.

    But Radioshack was the tits because theyd let you buy unactivated cell phones for like 200 or 300 a pop. All the newest sprint and verizon flip and camera phones. We had a rule that we'd sell the phone- but only to complete strangers- and you couldnt activate them- the fuck who bought the phone would have to go into a store and activate it- cuz we were smart and didnt want to get arrested. But my homie Isreal- the stupid puerto rican fuck that he is- bought one for his girlfriend and activated it.

    Of course they tracked the serial numbers eventually- figured out that he too worked at the little shady cell phone kiosk and traced all the initial credit runs to us. He didnt rat- and got sent up for 10 years for fraud. He served five- and then became a prison guard. How fucking crazy is that?

    Anyway- we made tons of money ripping off radio shack, best buy, circuit city, and even jewlery stores. We'd meet bitches who worked there and would school them to our hustle.

    Fuck i miss those days.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    That's doap that he didn't rat you out, otherwise, you probably would never have started posting here (or continued, depending on if you were already posting). And that's insane that you guys didn't get caught sooner. I bet all those stores didn't have cameras, or not good enough cameras, to catch you anyways.

    Even funnier that you can go to prison for 5 years, come out, and then become a prison guard.

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    I gave my two week notice at Radio Shack in 2012. On my last day, someone who works there stole a phone. I'm guessing when they realized it was missing, he blamed me, because a couple months later, I went in to buy something, and the new guy got my name and all that gay stuff that they force you to give before buying something..and he goes "Oh, you're Shane? Um..uh... you're not supposed to be in here. Manager's said that you stole a phone on your way out". He eventually said he didn't give a fuck and we continued with the transaction.

    It was still embarrassing to be accused of stealing, when I didn't. I've stolen before, but not a phone from Radio Shack.

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    My buddy Maurice was in the army. Picked up a crack habit. Went AWOL for a week. Came back and got kicked out when his piss test turned up dirty.
    Currently a CO in West Virginia.

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    A guy in my unit at Ft. Bragg developed a crack habit also. He was a small white dude from some place nobody gave a fuck about, anyways.

    Crack adds instant street smarts or something, because shortly after his piss test came back dirty (the SGT in charge of piss delivery said his results were literally off the charts.) He started hustling the young naive kids like borrowing their bikes then pawning them (because he lived off-post and had already pawned his car and a bunch of other shit.) I pretty much warned most of the people I hung out with about the things he was gonna try to pull so they could avoid him.

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    ^ lookin at this car i might wanna buy

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    Watching my Bills get their asses kicked.
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    A guy in my unit at Ft. Bragg developed a crack habit also. He was a small white dude from some place nobody gave a fuck about, anyways.

    Crack adds instant street smarts or something, because shortly after his piss test came back dirty (the SGT in charge of piss delivery said his results were literally off the charts.) He started hustling the young naive kids like borrowing their bikes then pawning them (because he lived off-post and had already pawned his car and a bunch of other shit.) I pretty much warned most of the people I hung out with about the things he was gonna try to pull so they could avoid him.
    He picked up in the habit in Ft. Bragg, as well.
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    Ft. Bragg sounds doap. Ft. Knox was ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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    I had sex with the girlfriend a few hours ago and busted in less than two minutes. I felt like a chump.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    Ft. Bragg sounds doap. Ft. Knox was ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
    Ft Bragg (off-post) reminded me a lot of home. I had an apt in the ghetto. I knew it was the ghetto because everytime I was at a red light I was offered hookers or drugs through an open window.

    And because the guys offering me said hookers and drugs were black.

    Anyways, On my way to PT in the mornings I'd end up playing chicken (me in my car) vs a meth'd out hooker who had posted up with some friends recently in a ditch around the corner from my house. When they heard a car, they'd jump out in front of it and try to make a sale. Most mornings I'd swerve around them and keep going, but some days I'd rev my engine and pretty much not stop, they always moved.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    I had sex with the girlfriend a few hours ago and busted in less than two minutes. I felt like a chump.
    Who cares? You got what you needed.

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    Anyways, On my way to PT in the mornings I'd end up playing chicken (me in my car) vs a meth'd out hooker who had posted up with some friends recently in a ditch around the corner from my house. When they heard a car, they'd jump out in front of it and try to make a sale. Most mornings I'd swerve around them and keep going, but some days I'd rev my engine and pretty much not stop, they always moved.
    Outside of Ft. Knox is meth central. I even saw a naked man hitchhiking on the side of the road while heading to Louisville.

    His dome game was top-notch.
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    translating gay romance again

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    Signed up for the gym at my work. I weigh 262 lbs. Un-fucking-acceptable. I'm always at work at least an hour early, so that gives me about 45 minutes every morning to get myself back down to an acceptable weight. I keep getting super depressed when facebook memories pop up from 4 years ago, and I looked borderline thin.

    I need to find the best 45-routine that will help shed the weight, and stop eating.

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    Diet > Exercise

    Good luck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nastyvanda1 View Post
    Diet > Exercise

    Good luck.
    That's my flaw. I'm pretty active already, when I'm not working, but I also eat like a pig. I gotta stop that shit.

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    It's hard.

    All of the good stuff is actually "bad" and portion control is a motherfucker.

    I dropped 70lbs before but am a fatfuck again currently. It's not about a temporary "diet" it's about pursuing a permanent lifestyle change. It is simple but not easy and it fuckin sucks.
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    I remember eating only one hotdog on July 4th (no homo) and the rest of my diet that day was like soup and fruit.

    Motherfucker now I will house like 3 burgers and 3 dogs with a bunch of soda, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nastyvanda1 View Post
    I remember eating only one hotdog on July 4th (no homo) and the rest of my diet that day was like soup and fruit.

    Motherfucker now I will house like 3 burgers and 3 dogs with a bunch of soda, lol.
    ITS THAT MOTHER FUCKING SODA THATS MAKING US FAT.

    ITS SO HARD TO STICK TO JUST DRINKING WATER.
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    Ayo, fat people are hard to kidnap. So if you fat and you all in this bitch then grab your nutsack.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    let me see your chubby little digits
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    Quote Originally Posted by nastyvanda1 View Post
    I remember eating only one hotdog on July 4th (no homo) and the rest of my diet that day was like soup and fruit.

    Motherfucker now I will house like 3 burgers and 3 dogs with a bunch of soda, lol.
    Every time I make hot dogs, I eat 3, and it has been that way for at least 15 years, even before I was fat.

    Luckily, I don't drink soda often. Last time I had a can or bottle was probably august or september. I'm going to stick to just water though, that shouldn't be too hard.

    Less hot dogs, and less pizza I guess.

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    Diet > Exercise
    Pretty much. I just got back into working out and although I am out of shape strength-wise its a lot easier because I'm not fat. I stayed thin over the last two years by just eating healthy and working.

    Quote Originally Posted by nastyvanda1 View Post
    It's not about a temporary "diet" it's about pursuing a permanent lifestyle change.
    I found that after awhile healthy food actually tastes really good. I remember years ago I got into really good shape then decided to have a "fuck it" day and ordered Chinese. I couldn't even finish it because all the butter and salt I wasn't used to eating was making me sick.

    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    I keep getting super depressed when facebook memories pop up from 4 years ago, and I looked borderline thin.
    I think not thinking about it does the trick. Try not to even look at your body in the mirror. If you work out hard and eat healthy you should see noticeable results after a month. And once you start seeing results, as Nuffy has said, then it becomes addicting.

    Just be prepared - once you start eating healthy you will be taking significantly more dumps.
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    Its not even 8 a.m. and I've already took two heinous dumps. Bubble guts like a motherfucker. I awoke at 2 a.m. feeling my insides blowing up with gas. I proceeded to stay awake ripping it out for the next 20 minutes until it was tome to do the deed. I lost about two pounds accompanied by machine gun funk burst of gas so potent it would make both Biggie and Erick Sermon simultaneously jealous. Then another round when I woke up at 5:30 and it been nothing but 8-9 second farts ongoing since. I have no idea what food has caused such a ruckus to me and my ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Larry View Post
    Just be prepared - once you start eating healthy you will be taking significantly more dumps.
    Yesterday I had a salad for lunch and a Subway ham on wheat with tons of veggies. I've already taken two shits this morning and am holding in another because I just got to work.

    Speaking of work, they're doing some electrical work today, so we got sent to the Disaster Recovery Room in the basement, where there's a generator. It's like 90 degrees and a little tiny cramped room. This sucks.

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    Why the fuck would your DR room be in the same town let alone the same building?
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    ask UMass.

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    IM LOOKING FOR CHRISTMAS STUFF TO ADD TO MY HOLIDAY HARD DRIVE.

    I FOUND SO MUCH WEIRD SHIT, BUT SO FAR, THIS IS THE BEST THING I'VE FOUND....

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    what the hell does the Colonel have to do with those songs?

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    It's finger lickin good
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