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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    Nuffy's a moon cricket.
    Where did you get that from? Holy shit that's good stuff... what does "moon cricket" even imply?

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    I DONT THINK I'VE EVER HEARD THE TERM BEFORE.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    I DONT THINK I'VE EVER HEARD THE TERM BEFORE.
    I've heard it only once before in a sketch comedy bit from a group of guys who ended up forming a part of the collegehumor crew. Of course, the sketch is completely vanished now... but it was fucking funny.

    It was a white guy going in for a job interview, and for some reason the interviewer keeps acting like the applicant is a black guy and they're hiring him to fill a quota. The climax was a point in the interview when he says something like "...and they might ask why we hired him and what can you say but 'well... he's black! ...a coon, a pickininnny, a sambo, a jiggaboo, shoe-shine boy, a moon cricket, the one of spades, a porch monkey, goodwill gorilla..."
    Then as the interview is finished and the guy is on his way out he calls after him "welcome aboard the ship! ...I mean... not the slave ship..."

    I wasn't aware that it was an actual term... I thought it was just something bizarre inserted into the sketch.

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    I was confused about it's meaning also until I asked a racist in jail. I think 'moon cricket' refers to how slaves used to be loud and sing at night. I'm pretty sure Nuffy was in a band #JustSayin'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Nipples View Post
    Is this bitch for real?!

    "LISTEN HERE YOU NIGGITY NIGGERSTEINS, I'VE NIGGED AROUND WITH ENOUGH NIGGERS TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE NIGGING UP THE WRONG NIG. GREAT, NOW I'M UPSET AND I'VE NIGGED ALL OVER MYSELF."

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    So... he must be "one of the good ones"?
    nigging up the wrong nig...fuck you...i do just as i please nigger...and?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DVEUS View Post
    nigging up the wrong nig...fuck you


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    i digress.....................................

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    You just broke 2x's heart by tainting your pussy with nigger dick. Fucking race trading coal miner.

    - - - Updated - - -

    Also- moon cricket had me dying. Well done.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DVEUS View Post
    curious how my b/f is BLACK...

    uhmm mailer... doesnt this alone constitute a ban ?

    Also- 50 year old white women with black boyfriends are hilarious.
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    I shouldn't have come into the office today because I just LOL'd loud for like 5 minutes over this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    uhmm mailer... doesnt this alone constitute a ban ?

    Also- 50 year old white women with black boyfriends are hilarious.
    if you believe every written word then you're the stupid nigger i always thought you were...fuck you scruffy...you and your butt sluts only goal in life is to run new people off of this forum...awesome...

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    No... not all new people. Just dumb people. Trust me, theres a handful of old school dumb people here- but they get a pass. So be nice to my butt sluts. They have a special place in my heart.

    Still swerving into your Dodge POS.
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    No +tep for my moon cricket comment? The
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    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DVEUS View Post
    ...you and your butt sluts only goal in life is to run new people off of this forum...awesome...
    Don't get your feelings hurt: you knew that we were assholes from the get-go. You're not exactly going to win "Miss Congeniality" yourself, toots. It's "put up or fuck off" around here. Stick around, you haven't even met our pet Mogwai yet.

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    fuck you people...obviously i didn't stand a chance...and nuffy...bring it...a true blue gum...you fucking niggers are show and no go...and can't afford a hemi...

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    Hidden Content Originally Posted by Nuffy Hidden Content
    I'm not sure how many times I can look at howdy's ass before I start developing homosexual tendencies.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DVEUS View Post
    fuck you people...obviously i didn't stand a chance...and nuffy...bring it...a true blue gum...you fucking niggers are show and no go...and can't afford a hemi...
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by DVEUS View Post
    fuck you people...obviously i didn't stand a chance...and nuffy...bring it...a true blue gum...you fucking niggers are show and no go...and can't afford a hemi...
    HE BOUGHT HIS DEALER A HEMI.....
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    I think I struck a nerve when I called her boyfriend Uncle Daddy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DVEUS View Post
    fuck you people...obviously i didn't stand a chance...and nuffy...bring it...a true blue gum...you fucking niggers are show and no go...and can't afford a hemi...
    Being able to afford "a hemi" doesn't mean too much when you live in a trailer.

    Honestly, I'm surprised and a little disappointed. I've seen people put up with far more abuse than she's taken so far. Fucking WAAAAAAAAAH.

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    Quote Originally Posted by -Kue- View Post
    The novelty and nostalgia with having a middle age, over weight, white trash, foul mouthed, nigger hating, self absorbed, imbecilic post whore around here again is wearing off on me rather quickly.
    And there it is, glad we've all caught up. Lets move this along a little...

    Nobody here is in shock and awe over your belligerent racist ramblings, just your fucking stupidity. That and the fact you have nothing better to do with your time as a middle aged white women then to post here of all fucking places. What kind of worthless piece of shit women are you to have come this far in life and have your greatest accomplishment being that of owning a car literally a million other people own? To the point where its your fucking avatar picture no less. Obviously you need something to boost your sense of self worth and you couldn't really put a picture of your morbidly obese, balding, wrinkled ass in there could you? It would be detrimental to your ego and people would swear to could smell the foul stench, the rancidness through the fucking screen.
    I'm glad you know one big black man though, he can save you from all those blue gum niggers when we work out where you are exactly and filter your posts through you Facebook, place of employment etcetera.
    Try peel you loopy ass out of your chair for a minute and find a mirror that won't shatter when you look into, stare into the area where your soul used to be, learn to tie your shoes, then a fuckin noose.
    I promote Sutter Kain music - I fuck up. I play video games - I fuck up. I try to love someone more than my whole life - I fuck up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DVEUS View Post
    i do just as i please nigger
    nigga please
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    uhmm mailer... doesnt this alone constitute a ban ?
    it does
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    I heart you Kue. and I heart you Mailer.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    What the fuck just happened here?

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    Hilarity ensued.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvaK View Post
    What the fuck just happened here?
    I think newgirl is a racist who dates black guys.
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    Only in Virginia...
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    I'm sad I missed out on the thread as it went down.

    I thought she had potential as a poster.

    Turns out she's just white trash.


    *Edit*

    And not good white trash like your tobacco chewin' redneck mechanic friend, bad white trash who lives in a singlewide trailer from the mid 70's and brags about things like Cable TV and how much their car payment is.

    I don't even own a fucking car anymore but I wouldn't consider myself poor because of it lol.

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    This was fun. We have to find some kind of method by which to occasionally filter strangers onto this site so that we can crucify them more often.

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    Aw shit... she really left eh?

    Still swerving her off the road.
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    SHE WILL BE BACK. SHE STILL HASNT BEEN EDUCATED ON RESS OR THE BLACKEST OF PETERS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
    SHE WILL BE BACK. SHE STILL HASNT BEEN EDUCATED ON RESS OR THE BLACKEST OF PETERS.
    I didn't even get to tell her that I'm a jew yet... I was looking forward to that.

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    Look here blue gum... you cant even afford a $10,000 dollar douche mobile...
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    What the fuck are those green things over the av?

    And more importantly... why does everybody have more than me?
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    Mailman should check her IP address. I still wonder if she was one of you guys just adding entertainment. If she was/is real, fuck it, I'll take one for the team and smash her

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    Did she leave?

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    What the fuck are those green things over the av?

    And more importantly... why does everybody have more than me?
    It's for poasts. If you have more poasts you get more green bars.
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    I need way more Poasts.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuffy View Post
    What the fuck are those green things over the av?

    And more importantly... why does everybody have more than me?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dr.Gonzo View Post
    It's for poasts. If you have more poasts you get more green bars.
    Also, if you hover your mouse over it, it tells you how good you are as a human being.

    So, Nuffy, while you are "just really nice", I am "a splendid one to behold."

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    I has a brilliant future
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    Quote Originally Posted by FRANTIK View Post
    Mailman should check her IP address. I still wonder if she was one of you guys just adding entertainment. If she was/is real, fuck it, I'll take one for the team and smash her
    She's real.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Nipples View Post
    Also, if you hover your mouse over it, it tells you how good you are as a human being.

    So, Nuffy, while you are "just really nice", I am "a splendid one to behold."
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    when people get all butt hurt why do they email me saying "mailer, delete my account or ill leave the forum"
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Mailman View Post
    why do they email me saying "mailer, delete my account or ill leave the forum"
    ...I'm trying to come up with some kind of a clever answer here, but I'm just so blown away by that degree of stupidity that I'm left speechless.

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    Job well done gents.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    when people get all butt hurt why do they email me saying "mailer, delete my account or ill leave the forum"
    Delete my account, OR ELSE!


    I went to the wiki to see if that meme was on the Rucka page, but there is no Rucka page.

    The fuck?

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    Yeah, it's like when a girl is mad at you and tell you to delete her number. Pfft.
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    WelCum

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    We finna get fucked ass up, yahurdme?
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    I can't for 15 long months. But I will get through it, I've done it once before. -_-

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    JUST RUN, FUCK GEORGIA.
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    I went to Nashville, Myrtle Beach, and Tampa over the summer. I've been talking with my boy about going to Georgia because ATL has fine hoes AND mainly because my very close friend lives in Macon. IF I make it down there, I will meat up with Fire Thief IF he provides his own transportation. I ain't picking his ass up or going to his place.

    Larry was supposed to come meat me on Halloween but couldn't cuz money problems. He said he's gonna come this month (no homo).

    Ya'll niggas scurred to meat Howdy
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    ^ I def suggest going to ATL. Tons of shit to do. Awesome city, except the radio only plays shitty southern rap.
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    Larry, all your butt hole plays is shitty rap. It's like a Biz Markie impersonator
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    Make the music with your butt, Lare.
    Last edited by Larry; 11-08-2014 at 06:05 AM.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    I went to Nashville, Myrtle Beach, and Tampa over the summer. I've been talking with my boy about going to Georgia because ATL has fine hoes AND mainly because my very close friend lives in Macon. IF I make it down there, I will meat up with Fire Thief IF he provides his own transportation. I ain't picking his ass up or going to his place.

    Larry was supposed to come meat me on Halloween but couldn't cuz money problems. He said he's gonna come this month (no homo).

    Ya'll niggas scurred to meat Howdy
    COME TO CHICAGO, WE'LL HANG WITH NIPS.
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    Southern rap is this shit, ATL is good but the traffic is horrible

    Augusta is the second largest city in the state. And who is Howdy??

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    COME TO CHICAGO, WE'LL HANG WITH NIPS.
    Ok. I'll join the Gaylords and watch you guys trip balls while I try to fuck one of your girlfriends (or both).

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    Augusta is the second largest city in the state. And who is Howdy??
    Literally the greatest poaster on this board. . . Literally.

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    I'm in atlanta now. Will be here until monday. No casinos but great titty bars.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howdy View Post
    Ya'll niggas scurred to meat Howdy

    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
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    I was about to say, this is perfectly acceptable.

    We'll drive down to the wild 100's and cruise for hookers... and then when they come up to the window like "Hey daddy, you lookin' for a date tonight?" you whip out a can of mace and let 'em have it full in the face.
    It's fucking hilarious, you guys would love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bobby Nipples View Post
    I was about to say, this is perfectly acceptable.

    We'll drive down to the wild 100's and cruise for hookers... and then when they come up to the window like "Hey daddy, you lookin' for a date tonight?" you whip out a can of mace and let 'em have it full in the face.
    It's fucking hilarious, you guys would love it.
    FUCKING WITH HOOKERS IS FUN AS HELL.

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    WHAT CAN YOU EXPECT FROM WHORES THOUGH?

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    OR, IF YOU HAVE STILL BEEN LOSING WEIGHT, AND DONT HAVE LOTS OF LOOSE SKIN...CAN YOU BEND IT BACK AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS?
    My stomach looks like a flying squirrel using a bloated whale carcass as a trampoline.
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    DVEUS if your BF is black don't be quoting me anymore. Ha.

    I have a real Charger, a 1968. It is better than anything you can possibly have and that is all you need to know about it. Haha.
    I have proven that I am the supreme pick em league master. As I have one more times than anyone and even got robbed 1 year of the title. I ain't fucking with all you bitches anymore.

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    She's gone man, gone.

    It's also funny that she said many times that she could handle our abuse. She couldn't have been more wrong.

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    She looked like Stacy shat her out.
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    She was a busted old bitch.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    DID ANYONE FRIEND HER ON FACEBOOK? HATTER SHOULD DO IT.
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    I had meant to visit her facebook page but I have to do it at home... and by the time I get home I don't really want to do more than smoke weed, drink beer, and play video games.

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    She's gone man, gone.

    It's also funny that she said many times that she could handle our abuse. She couldn't have been more wrong.



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    DID ANYONE FRIEND HER ON FACEBOOK? HATTER SHOULD DO IT.
    I got her number and a pic of her in a bra. (Not appealing)
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    a pic of her in a bra. (Not appealing)
    Post it anyway... on the secret board.

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    Yeah seriously, share!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MASTERWEEDO View Post
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    Yeah, speaking of which...where the fuck is James? I miss that faggot bastard.

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    I'd assume he's being illegitimate and sucking cock.
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    Faking some illness and/or serving time in county for molestation.
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    I forgot to tell you guys, I saw this bitch in traffic a month or so ago and fucked with her terribly.

    I then realized that it wasn't funny bc there was no way for her to know that it was me. So she was just scared to death the whole time.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    You're a girl? Wanna see a pic of me and Howdy's dick side by side?
    This was a doap pickup line
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    I just found out people call going to the strip club 'going to the shoe show'
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    Having a nickname for the strip club, at all, is gay.

    We used to call it the strippy.
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    6. Made my wife orgasm at least 24 times in one day. There may have been bigger days, I just don't remember the number. Howdy is a close second with making my wife cum 19 times.

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    I havent been to a strip club in such a long time.
    Let me just do a bump real quick to get my head straight....

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    I havent been to a strip club in such a long time.
    COURT ORDER?
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    hey DELICIOUS my names devin, my DICKS itching but I can't scratch it because im an adult male so i post at the library.

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